Damn nature.... Put a tree in mah belly. Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm‘. Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen,  Rape is Sometimes funny
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#7 - sodapops
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Not just rape... Bukkakke.
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#56 to #7 - chaosnazo
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#116 to #7 - ompalomper
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that is one big wood
that is one big wood
#19 to #7 - mooghens
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oh god...
oh god...
#4 - sorrowfulone
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>7th grade
>Science teacher referring to pollen as sperm
>Raise my hand
>"Plants have... sperm?"
>Class bursts into laughter
>Teacher lectures me about joking around in class
>I sit quietly in slightly embarrassed confusion
>Spend rest of day wondering why everyone laughed and why teacher didn't answer my question
#180 to #4 - EKcEntRIC
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i did something similar

outdoor ed. looking at flowers, trees, bugs n ****

girls said "Oh we saw a pair of grasshoppers!"

teacher asks "Were they fornicating?"

they ask "Whats that???"

I blurt out "Were they having sex"

teacher starts to walk around me as I get lectured for being so blunt and forthcoming about my vocabularly

mfw
#10 to #4 - tyraxio
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All the seriousness of not explaining that sperm refers to all seed, why the **** are you not allowed to joke in class? It's scientifically proven that the human brain remembers things better when humour is involved, it is even speculated that laughing is a human response to learning (in a way).
#83 - purpleacidboots
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So technically most of the funnyjunk community IS getting laid.
So technically most of the funnyjunk community IS getting laid.
User avatar #101 to #83 - lolzordz
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who is that guy in your gif? sorry i see him everywhere but i never actually got to find out
User avatar #108 to #101 - mothafuckingbatman
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Jensen Ackles from Supernaturel, he also voices Jason Todd/Red Hood in Batman: Under The Red Hood
User avatar #161 to #83 - trowlernotparas
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no because they don't go anywhere near a tree let alone outside
User avatar #146 to #83 - aesguitar
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No, they never go outside.
User avatar #201 to #146 - purpleacidboots
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Yeah you see I thought of that as well, but they have to go to school or work or something
User avatar #220 to #201 - aesguitar
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Not with school online and some people (FJ) actually work from home.
User avatar #221 to #220 - purpleacidboots
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True true that is also why I said most of the community
User avatar #222 to #221 - aesguitar
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I am the 1%.
#223 to #222 - purpleacidboots
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yes you're special
yes you're special
#224 to #223 - aesguitar
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yay. here's a red panda attacking an orange.
yay. here's a red panda attacking an orange.
#225 to #224 - purpleacidboots
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#21 - therealmaster
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#31 to #21 - SirVladimir
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#33 - dwarfman
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Let's not turn a rape into a murder.
#36 to #33 - dragneel
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Oh Jimmy =)
#5 - puredeliciousness
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#63 - englman
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I don't have a problem with this.
It's the closest thing to sex that I've experienced since birth...
User avatar #65 to #63 - scumbagposter
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I think that would be masturbation
User avatar #66 to #65 - englman
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Masturbation ≠ Sex.
Rape = Sex
Voluntary sex = Sex
Birth = genital to genital contact = Sex?..
I mean masturbation is sort of close, I guess. But there isn't two people involved.. At least by definition, birth is closer..
User avatar #67 to #66 - scumbagposter
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That is creepy man, just creepy
#68 to #67 - englman
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I agree
I agree
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#70 to #69 - englman
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Maybe so. But consider this, although unlikely during birth, babies can even become aroused. All it would take is an aroused baby.

Then..

Awkward birth = Aroused baby with genital to genital contact = Rape?..
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#72 to #71 - englman
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I was wondering when someone would say something like that!
I was wondering when someone would say something like that!
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#76 to #75 - englman
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Because I done ****** up ya thinkin'.

And yes, they both could be... Like if the mom was a Dominatrix.. Birth would be great for her.. And if she's aroused, it could possibly arouse the baby since they're connected?
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#78 to #77 - englman
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He'll at least say that he did..
#96 to #78 - xCONGiEx
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IT IS TIME TO STOP!
IT IS TIME TO STOP!
#92 to #70 - anon id: 4f40149c
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More like incest...

May God have mercy on your soul...
User avatar #94 to #92 - englman
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Incest Rape..
#121 - ultrahercules
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You eyed Fluttershy's tight pussy and curvy flank, drooling with pleasure, face flushed with arousal. With your cock throbbing like no other, you immediately place your hands and grab Fluttershy's hind legs and without hesitation or care, you ram your raging boner into her nice, delicate vagina. She lets out a small welp as you started going in and out slowly, but picked up the pace and starting ramming her with all your strength. Her sweet, tender pussy lips felt so good on your hard dick that it made her insides feel all the more satisfying. You love every second of it. Her velvety inner walls felt like heaven and you let out a few small moans to signify the immense pleasure you were receiving off of the hotness that was Fluttershy. You then suddenly pulled out, your hard cock still excited after the nice thrashing it gave to the yellow pegasus. Flipping Fluttershy on her back and without hesitation or care, you plunged deep inside her again, Fluttershy's whelps and moans never ceasing. Your cock shoved into her hard, you felt your climax approaching as you braced for the real pleasure. After a few minutes of continuous ramming and pounding her velvety vagina, you finally let it all out as you ejaculated hot seed deep inside her, filling her up with each blast of semen you could let out, all with Fluttershy letting out a loving moan from the hot session just enacted.
#125 to #121 - anon id: d5444480
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ಠ_ಠ
#130 to #121 - fourthusername
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Ya dun ******* goofed!
#132 to #121 - anon id: 67476c3e
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WHY
User avatar #133 to #121 - blacknbluebrony
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Y u do dis?
User avatar #134 to #121 - linxus
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User avatar #143 to #121 - monkeysniper
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what.the.**** man
#129 to #121 - juggernautchunk
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#163 to #121 - baconrider
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Die.
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#210 to #121 - therealowenevr
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User avatar #127 to #121 - sirguitarthethird
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What the ****, man.
#136 to #121 - sunnyday
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This image has expired
Bronies will get blamed for this. I just know it.
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#167 to #121 - renamon
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User avatar #139 to #121 - ajperry
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**** off. Twat.

I don't blame the Bronies for this.
#148 to #121 - xxkosukexx
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**xxkosukexx rolled a random image posted in comment #1935491 at Item Discussion ** ****** bronies....
#168 to #148 - anon id: 7d8a0612
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are you really that thick?
User avatar #131 to #121 - happygrowman
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ugh, another brony post...
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User avatar #169 to #159 - pukingrainbows
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It's not even that, it's just a troll.
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#202 to #172 - pukingrainbows
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very well, carry on
very well, carry on
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wtf is a clopper
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User avatar #197 to #196 - happygrowman
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so basically a brony who comes out of the closet?
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User avatar #226 to #200 - happygrowman
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stop using dr who gifs, you are making me like you even though im trying my hardest no to
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User avatar #235 to #234 - happygrowman
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please stop. you are diminishing my hatred.
#150 to #121 - anon id: 8ddf3189
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Even bronies hate you.
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