Damn nature.... Put a tree in mah belly. Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm‘. Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen,
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Damn nature...

Put a tree in mah belly

Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm‘. Therefore,
this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one
voluntarily takes in pollen, We concluded,
we are all being raped by trees
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Submitted: 12/11/2012
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#7 - sodapops (12/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Not just rape... Bukkakke.
#4 - sorrowfulone (12/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>7th grade
>Science teacher referring to pollen as sperm
>Raise my hand
>"Plants have... sperm?"
>Class bursts into laughter
>Teacher lectures me about joking around in class
>I sit quietly in slightly embarrassed confusion
>Spend rest of day wondering why everyone laughed and why teacher didn't answer my question
#83 - purpleacidboots (12/12/2012) [+] (11 replies)
So technically most of the funnyjunk community IS getting laid.
So technically most of the funnyjunk community IS getting laid.
#21 - therealmaster ONLINE (12/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#33 - dwarfman ONLINE (12/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Let's not turn a rape into a murder.
#5 - puredeliciousness (12/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#63 - englman ONLINE (12/12/2012) [+] (18 replies)
I don't have a problem with this.
It's the closest thing to sex that I've experienced since birth...
#121 - ultrahercules (12/12/2012) [+] (30 replies)
You eyed Fluttershy's tight pussy and curvy flank, drooling with pleasure, face flushed with arousal. With your cock throbbing like no other, you immediately place your hands and grab Fluttershy's hind legs and without hesitation or care, you ram your raging boner into her nice, delicate vagina. She lets out a small welp as you started going in and out slowly, but picked up the pace and starting ramming her with all your strength. Her sweet, tender pussy lips felt so good on your hard dick that it made her insides feel all the more satisfying. You love every second of it. Her velvety inner walls felt like heaven and you let out a few small moans to signify the immense pleasure you were receiving off of the hotness that was Fluttershy. You then suddenly pulled out, your hard cock still excited after the nice thrashing it gave to the yellow pegasus. Flipping Fluttershy on her back and without hesitation or care, you plunged deep inside her again, Fluttershy's whelps and moans never ceasing. Your cock shoved into her hard, you felt your climax approaching as you braced for the real pleasure. After a few minutes of continuous ramming and pounding her velvety vagina, you finally let it all out as you ejaculated hot seed deep inside her, filling her up with each blast of semen you could let out, all with Fluttershy letting out a loving moan from the hot session just enacted.
#179 - mr skeltal (12/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN IT’S TRUE

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
#183 to #179 - thegreatgp (12/12/2012) [-]
if they can read minds it means that girls in hentai are actually asking to be raped
User avatar #85 - cakeduckfan (12/12/2012) [-]
then i'm not virgin anymore! :D
#166 - abominationz (12/12/2012) [-]
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#111 - moustachefingers (12/12/2012) [-]
It's dangalang time...
#80 - tomesponja (12/12/2012) [-]
Raped by trees you say?
Raped by trees you say?
#3 - animalsslamina (12/12/2012) [-]
All of my wat-abort.abort.abort.s
All of my wat-abort.abort.abort.s
#89 - Pompano (12/12/2012) [+] (5 replies)





Why is this post adjacent to the post labeled "Plant Sex"?
#177 - playcolt (12/12/2012) [-]
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******* nature, raping you at every turn.
#188 - dachief (12/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
By this logic, when you buy a bouquet, you're really just getting a bundle of plant dicks and vaginas.
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