Parents. Flame war commencing in 3,2,1.... Shada tough life growing up with my being divorced That’ -s cute hr ma. Ahem. Marilyn Manson. Bullied massively in his childhood. Horribly afraid of death and the end of the world due to religious dogma before he was 13. As a kid, a
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Shada
tough life
growing up
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being
divorced
That’ -s cute
hr ma
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Submitted: 12/11/2012
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#11 - HGOnethreeone (12/12/2012) [+] (19 replies)
Ahem. Marilyn Manson. Bullied massively in his childhood. Horribly afraid of death and the end of the world due to religious dogma before he was 13. As a kid, accidentally discovered his grandfather was a crossdressing sadomasochist into bestiality. Has battled with horrible depression his whole life, and cut himself 158 times on Christmas, once for each time his girlfriend at the time didn't answer her phone. For years, hated by pretty much over half the planet and blamed for idiots who killed other idiots. Tried to write a film, failed. Got to the point where another one he wanted to do had a trailer (he was director/writer/in charge of music) and then it was shut down for being too violent. Wrote an entire novel, only for it to be shelved due to problems with publishers. Plus, the "fans" never stop saying he's become **** and miss the old him. Not trying to diminish Eminem's struggles (really, I have the utmost respect for him, and besides, he and Manson are actually really good friends, so a flame war between the two fandoms would be retarded), just saying, there's many different people who can go "...Really?" to Beiber.
#77 - anonymoose ONLINE (12/12/2012) [+] (6 replies)
>Father who is a heroin dealer runs off on his family when he is three, and he has since severed all ties with him.
>Best friend, River Phoenix, dies before they could make the bromantic moves they promised they would make together.
>Fiancee gives birth to a stillborn daughter.
>Unable to cope, they split up.
>She dies in a car accident two years later.
>Sister contracts leukemia. Keanu spends millions of dollars to keep her alive.
>It has gone on public record that he prefers spending his birthdays alone.
#41 - juffs ONLINE (12/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My parents divorced when I was in second grade. Know how I dealt with it, Beiber?

By not being a little bitch
#113 - herpymcderp (12/12/2012) [-]
**** you guys.
#25 - quintillious ONLINE (12/12/2012) [+] (9 replies)
"the **** "



- Kurt Cobain
#2 - finishhimlarry (12/11/2012) [+] (20 replies)
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I'm not trying to defend that "probably nice guy manipulated by the music industry to the point that everyone hates him", but growing up with divorced parents ain't exactly easy.
#3 to #2 - rummler (12/11/2012) [-]
That's cute.   
Try being a rape-baby. (Mother was raped, i'm the offspring)   
Didn't find out till my 16th birthday.   
Never complain about it though.
That's cute.
Try being a rape-baby. (Mother was raped, i'm the offspring)
Didn't find out till my 16th birthday.
Never complain about it though.
#37 - jorgenhelg (12/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Best rapper ever, **** Bieber
User avatar #71 - muchasmarcos (12/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Do not put a legend like Eminem into the same picture as that faggot!!!
#74 - Gedziuzzz (12/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I could live with no parents at all if I had millions of dollars like those guys do....
I could live with no parents at all if I had millions of dollars like those guys do....
+15
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#62 - tiagodisouza (12/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I  never had a dad, and he wasnt even black god damnit
I never had a dad, and he wasnt even black god damnit
User avatar #44 - koolkidkonnor (12/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
whos parents AREN'T divorced
User avatar #94 - taxation (12/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
> Father and mother arguing
>EVERY NIGHT with this ****
>Dad starts drinking, doing cocaine
>They break up
>Everything's terrible, mom's depressed and drunk half the time, can't take care of us
>Find out a few months later...
>My dad now works at a bank
>I want revenge
>I go buy a gun
>Find the bank's address and his shift times
>Drive there
>Gun's loaded and cocked
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
#179 - CIS White Male (12/12/2012) [-]
"Oh my mum and dad got divorced, it's sucks so bad guys. After this sold-out stadium performance, I'm going to go to one of my various mansions/penthouses, play video games with Usher, and maybe **** Selena Gomez a bit while staring at the millions of dollars in my bank account.

But it's all soooooo haaaaard."

Whiny. Mother. ****** .
#65 - ilikeafros (12/12/2012) [+] (5 replies)
my parents divorced when i was 6.    
   
who the 						****					 cares?   
   
i don't...
my parents divorced when i was 6.

who the **** cares?

i don't...
User avatar #127 - pharoahemonch (12/12/2012) [-]
The logic here is so **** - It's like saying you shouldn't feel sympathetic towards a destitute tramp on the streets of, say, London, because yes, there's probably some AIDS-ridden, starving orphan in Somalia who is technically having a more horrendous time. Just because X is having an even worse time than Y, doesn't mean we should be totally devoid of sympathy for Y and his problems
User avatar #110 - divinecreator (12/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
everyone trying to one up each other on how ****** up their parents are, are you all seriously proud of this **** ?
User avatar #42 - insanemanoo (12/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
My Parents divorced when I was in first grade....Its really not that bad, people really make a bigger deal out of it than it really is. Plus you get the perk of having two of every holiday: 2 Christmases, 2 Thanksgivings, 2 fourth of Julys (In America).
User avatar #40 - Cadex (12/12/2012) [-]
There are things worse than divorce, through out my whole childhood my parents threatened to get divorced and fought ALL the time. It wasn't just one big fight and then they were done, no it was longer and worse than that. I don't want sympathy, honestly I don't, I am just saying. Please don't give me the red just for saying this. That would suck.
#182 - apollyonyagami (12/12/2012) [-]
"Flame war commencing in 3,2,1..."
You don't have to worry about it.
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