How terrifying.... Definitely not OC. The Black Death (ii/ , Glight in r Rh r u Turn -handfuls of " please‘; , -. "Flying AIDS." I lost it. im sorry for stealing
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#1 - nuclearnarwhal
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(12/11/2012) [-]
"Flying AIDS."

I lost it.
#97 to #1 - anon id: d1a56624
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(12/12/2012) [-]
lol Zilean on his day off
User avatar #36 to #1 - trollins
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(12/12/2012) [-]
Yeah, punchlines tend to be funny.
User avatar #96 to #36 - kyouko
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All punchlines suck. Everything else about the story is funny.
#4 - unholyjebus
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AIDS - has no cure after around 40-50 years   
Tuberculosis - deadly if not treated, spreads though the air   
   
If a disease came along which was a combination of the two diseases above then poof... end of humanity basically. It's like WTF!
AIDS - has no cure after around 40-50 years
Tuberculosis - deadly if not treated, spreads though the air

If a disease came along which was a combination of the two diseases above then poof... end of humanity basically. It's like WTF!
#5 to #4 - bulbakip
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well 2/3 of people in europe died in the plague. it was LIKE the end of the world for them... or was it 1/3 died..
#30 to #5 - richardastley
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There were only three people in Europe before the plague?
User avatar #54 to #5 - jiltist
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I wonder what the death ratio would be in twenty years if everybody on earth suddenly became infected with HIV right now.
#10 to #5 - killingoffstars
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Only 1 out of 3 died during the Black Plague.
User avatar #11 to #10 - thefunnyside
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"Only"
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User avatar #75 to #4 - necrogiant
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There actually are some cures/immunizations for aids, but the're experimental tho and with low success rate (max 30% chance)
#81 to #4 - anon id: 97455131
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AIDs have cures, what do you think all those pills are? It's just people are idiots and stop taking the pills and continue having sex.
#87 to #81 - anon id: d73777bf
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***** those are treatments not cures.
User avatar #188 to #4 - sirmatthew
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some kid got her cancer cured by a modified strain of HIV,

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9738355/Emily-Whitehe ad-girl-whose-cancer-was-cured-by-HIV.html
#74 to #4 - foreveraloneninja
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Correct me If I'm wrong but isn't TB spread by a pathogen which has already infected about 90% of the worlds population, Whilst the pathogen which causes TB is highly infectious only about 10% of the pathogens actually do end up cause TB on a potentially harmful scale. Where as if you get the aids virus.... Well **** son you got aids
#76 to #74 - foreveraloneninja
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I forgot to actually get to the point, point is if TB and aids combined wouldn't the virus or whatever it may be possibly have a status of dormancy due to the TB usually being dormant
#34 to #4 - Coolinbny
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(12/12/2012) [-]
QUICK, EVERYONE TO MADAGASCAR! The disease will never get us there!
#31 to #4 - goofyplease
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(12/12/2012) [-]
No cure you say? What about 180,000$ shot directly into the bloodstream?
No cure you say? What about 180,000$ shot directly into the bloodstream?
#33 - ascendedwings
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#110 - localcatbarber
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You can get AIDS though kissing? .... so I'm still not in the dangerzone.
You can get AIDS though kissing? .... so I'm still not in the dangerzone.
#124 to #110 - blazeitfaggot
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WAIT WHAT

You actually can??
User avatar #128 to #124 - hypervamppkid
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No, not by kissing
#129 to #128 - magneticmonopole
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Well actually under some circumstances. All it takes is a blood to blood contact, HIV is killed by the open air, saliva is a good shield against the air, so assuming person A had a small cut or ulcer in their mouth and so did person B then it is possible... but highly unlikely. It's why dentists with HIV are not allowed to practice (at least here in Aus)
#151 - fuckyouiamcat
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To everyone who says that AIDS can't be spread through heavy kissing:    
   
It can be spread through any contact of infected blood through the bloodstream. If you're really kissing heavily, there's a good chance that you'll bite your partner's lip or something. Who knows? Maybe the two of you ate potato chips before kissing and both cut the insides of your cheeks. Maybe your chance of infection through kissing isn't as high as with sex, but it's still possible.    
   
MFW I got a sudden nosebleed while gettin' hot n' heavy. (unrelated, I know.)
To everyone who says that AIDS can't be spread through heavy kissing:

It can be spread through any contact of infected blood through the bloodstream. If you're really kissing heavily, there's a good chance that you'll bite your partner's lip or something. Who knows? Maybe the two of you ate potato chips before kissing and both cut the insides of your cheeks. Maybe your chance of infection through kissing isn't as high as with sex, but it's still possible.

MFW I got a sudden nosebleed while gettin' hot n' heavy. (unrelated, I know.)
User avatar #154 to #151 - keys
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How about a tooth that has a deep cavity?
#142 - mode
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mfw heavy kissing
#112 - rawrasaurus
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Rat plagues?
#157 - item **User deleted account**
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(12/12/2012) [-]
"Flying AIDS."

I lost it.
#180 - fatboobking
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#84 - EdwardNigma
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Wasn't the Black Death spread by rads or insects on the rats? Then when people were infected, if you came in contact with one, you'd also get infected? **** like that?
#85 to #84 - anon id: e433d2e8
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There were two types, bubonic (spread via rats and fleas), and pneumonic (spread via air).
#92 to #85 - EdwardNigma
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User avatar #90 to #84 - Furubatsu
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There was the first stage of the plague that was spreat out through fleas and rats
but then the victims would start coughing on thier loved ones and make it an airborn disease