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User avatar #7 - lazorgator (12/11/2012) [-]
You dont wash your hands in private? Are you ******* kidding me? How old are you, washing your hands after the bathroom is ******* 4 year old level of basic hygiene. If you dont then you are just retarded.
#27 to #7 - ZenMacros (12/12/2012) [-]
I don't wash my hands every time. Come at me bro.
I don't wash my hands every time. Come at me bro.
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#22 to #7 - thuntking **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#18 to #7 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
I dont always wash my hands, woo im alive wtf
User avatar #16 to #7 - MrDrProfessor (12/12/2012) [-]
i think my dick is just as clean as the rest of my skin, dont see why i need to wash afterwards. im not retarded, its not like im pissing on my hands
#35 to #16 - shidorai (12/12/2012) [-]
Urine is sterile, while your penis... is your penis. Now I don't know about you, but I know I wouldn't like to shake somebody else's hand if he's touched his penis beforehand. It's just good hygiene and common sense. Not saying I'd rather have somebody piss on their hand and shake mine, but if we go with your "clean" argument, your piss is much more "cleaner" than the skin of your penis. I mean come on, it's neighbors with your asshole. Just wash your hands after touching your penis.

Thanks,
World
User avatar #34 to #16 - jajathezombie (12/12/2012) [-]
If anything, your dick is cleaner than the rest of your skin, because it has been safely nestled in your pants all day.
User avatar #45 to #34 - YllekNayr (12/12/2012) [-]
Unless you opened the bathroom door that one hundred other people have touched that day with your jedi powers, you need to wash your hands even if all you did in the bathroom was stare at the toilet.
User avatar #49 to #45 - jajathezombie (12/12/2012) [-]
By that logic, you need to wash your hands after leaving the bathroom, as well as after touching any door.
User avatar #51 to #49 - YllekNayr (12/12/2012) [-]
But think of it this way: When people need to wash their hands because they're dirty, where do they go? The bathroom.
When people don't wash their hands in the bathroom, what do they touch to leave? The door.
When people do wash their hands in the bathroom what do they touch to leave? The same door.
Wash your hands, use a paper towel.
User avatar #52 to #51 - jajathezombie (12/12/2012) [-]
I do wash my hands, I'm just not particularly bothered when people don't. It's just pee, after all. I prefer not to live my life terrified of germs.
User avatar #59 to #52 - YllekNayr (12/12/2012) [-]
You don't have to be terrified of germs. Taking 10 seconds out of your day to keep your hands clean can mean saving hours or days of time coping with sickness. It's just weighing the investment vs the possible outcomes.
User avatar #50 to #49 - YllekNayr (12/12/2012) [-]
Correct. Use a paper towel. Obviously you can't for ANY door, so you'll just have to make due by pressing on the frame itself when it's able to be pushed open.
#36 to #34 - shidorai (12/12/2012) [-]
So has your asshole, asshole.
User avatar #37 to #36 - jajathezombie (12/12/2012) [-]
Well I am a fan of assplay, so I tend to keep my sphincter clean.
#38 to #37 - shidorai (12/12/2012) [-]
Either way, your dick is dirty.
In your case its because its been in lots of assholes, I guess.

Jus keedin
User avatar #40 to #38 - jajathezombie (12/12/2012) [-]
I don't have a dick, I was just commenting about dicks being somewhat clean. Cleaner than your hands at least, by my logic.
#63 to #40 - doodogger (12/12/2012) [-]
A girl who likes anal and keeps her asshole clean? Or just a dickless man who likes it in the ass?
#41 to #40 - shidorai (12/12/2012) [-]
God damn I need to stop thinking all people on FJ are guys...
But yeah I agree with you in that your hands are usually the dirtiest part of your body.
#14 to #7 - chaoticwaffle (12/12/2012) [-]
Always after ******** , occasionally after a piss. Usually only if I was already planning on doing so.
User avatar #13 to #7 - tastycrisps (12/12/2012) [-]
I really dont after pissing, maybe after ******** , but not always.
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