I don't wash my hands every time. Come at me bro.

Always after shitting, only wash after pissing if my hand accidentally crossed the stream

Except now all they do in most restrooms is use the air dryers.
Which do not dry your hands off completely. I'm betting that the little bit of moisture that is left over is more than enough to act as a breeding ground from the germs of JUST opening up the bathroom door.

i think my dick is just as clean as the rest of my skin, dont see why i need to wash afterwards. im not retarded, its not like im pissing on my hands

Urine is sterile, while your penis... is your penis. Now I don't know about you, but I know I wouldn't like to shake somebody else's hand if he's touched his penis beforehand. It's just good hygiene and common sense. Not saying I'd rather have somebody piss on their hand and shake mine, but if we go with your "clean" argument, your piss is much more "cleaner" than the skin of your penis. I mean come on, it's neighbors with your asshole. Just wash your hands after touching your penis.

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If anything, your dick is cleaner than the rest of your skin, because it has been safely nestled in your pants all day.

Unless you opened the bathroom door that one hundred other people have touched that day with your jedi powers, you need to wash your hands even if all you did in the bathroom was stare at the toilet.

By that logic, you need to wash your hands after leaving the bathroom, as well as after touching any door.

But think of it this way: When people need to wash their hands because they're dirty, where do they go? The bathroom.
When people don't wash their hands in the bathroom, what do they touch to leave? The door.
When people do wash their hands in the bathroom what do they touch to leave? The same door.
Wash your hands, use a paper towel.

I do wash my hands, I'm just not particularly bothered when people don't. It's just pee, after all. I prefer not to live my life terrified of germs.

You don't have to be terrified of germs. Taking 10 seconds out of your day to keep your hands clean can mean saving hours or days of time coping with sickness. It's just weighing the investment vs the possible outcomes.

Correct. Use a paper towel. Obviously you can't for ANY door, so you'll just have to make due by pressing on the frame itself when it's able to be pushed open.

So has your asshole, asshole.

Well I am a fan of assplay, so I tend to keep my sphincter clean.

Either way, your dick is dirty.
In your case its because its been in lots of assholes, I guess.

Jus keedin

I don't have a dick, I was just commenting about dicks being somewhat clean. Cleaner than your hands at least, by my logic.

A girl who likes anal and keeps her asshole clean? Or just a dickless man who likes it in the ass?

God damn I need to stop thinking all people on FJ are guys...
But yeah I agree with you in that your hands are usually the dirtiest part of your body.