Science is fact. men have two heads but only enough blood to supply one at a time... That's why Asians are so damn smart.... tiny peckers.. more blood left in the brain.. it .. all.. comes together!
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men have two heads but only enough blood to supply one at a time.

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#94 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#89 - makethingsworse (12/12/2012) [-]
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#84 - phatsno (12/12/2012) [-]
Quote from Robin Williams just made this content much more awesome!
#79 - Lintutu (12/12/2012) [-]
So men become stupid apes when they see ANYTHING to do with boobs?
User avatar #82 to #81 - HypomanDan (12/12/2012) [-]
"This is my kind of platformer" - Conker
User avatar #73 - falloutfanatic ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
Isn't it true that even the very thought of women disrupt normal male thought processes?
#64 - bigwhitehound (12/12/2012) [-]
the same thing happens to women with credit cards at the mall
#62 - josieabby (12/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #72 to #62 - sweetsolitude (12/12/2012) [-]
Every time I see a pic of a kid doing something stupid or embarrassing, I wonder where they are now and if they've seen the pic of themselves online.
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#47 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#74 to #57 - scarytown (12/12/2012) [-]
I know it's a sweet roll, but everytime I see this picture, my first thought is always "Cum Volcano....hmmmm...."
#68 to #57 - cheezewizz (12/12/2012) [-]
I used to load my inventory with these, good show.
#46 - wisdomtooth ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
Thumb up garbage, THUMB DOWN OC
Thumb up garbage, THUMB DOWN OC
#44 - yourfav (12/12/2012) [-]
I have trained myself to keep my kool .how i do it.I fall in love with someone i can never have that way all other women fell like friends right off the rip.

sounds heartless but it makes talking and interacting(if u no wat i mean) with girls allot easier
#76 to #44 - scarytown (12/12/2012) [-]
So, in order to talk to girls, you fool around with them, never planning on letting things go further? Woe is the day and the girl who falls in love with you when you're only there to play her...
I made myself sad.
#93 to #76 - yourfav (12/12/2012) [-]
its just a helping method once i find a girl i wish to spend the rest of my life with i can easily let go of that person i can not have.
so i plan on marriage.but i can never happen if i talk myself out of talking to girls
#43 - sosser (12/12/2012) [-]
**sosser rolled a random image posted in comment #289 at Feels **
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User avatar #38 - wiljones (12/12/2012) [-]
haha trying to hide bonor with quantum mechanics book
#34 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
This is just a picture of cartoons.. What the **** does this prove? How does it prove what it's saying?
#85 to #34 - phatsno (12/12/2012) [-]
you must be new here
you must be new here
User avatar #36 to #34 - oceanwaffle (12/12/2012) [-]
can you read?
#16 - snakefire ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
Am I the only one that doesnt lose my 						****					 over women.
Am I the only one that doesnt lose my **** over women.
#70 to #16 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
That's because you're gay, mate.
User avatar #48 to #16 - MysticTomatoe ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
Nop, not everyone goes around wanting to **** every single women they see. Sure, if you see a woman who looks stunning you can admire her beauty but theres no need to start acting any different from what u were acting before seeing her
#86 to #48 - gladiuss (12/12/2012) [-]
Cease this crazy talk!
#41 to #16 - superslyflyman (12/12/2012) [-]
I keep my cool to, unless she is my idea of a dream girl. Then things get a bit awkward for me.
#35 to #16 - darkjustifier (12/12/2012) [-]
Until I ask them out I do.
#23 to #16 - willysbilly (12/12/2012) [-]
Of course you're not the only one, you silly goose!
User avatar #37 to #23 - mistressluna (12/12/2012) [-]
That was awesome.
User avatar #22 to #16 - Fgner (12/12/2012) [-]
Sure, I find them attractive, and when I'm around a hot woman or girl I like I'll try and puff myself up a bit and be a bit more impressive than my usual self, but I don't get dumber, and I don't stumble over myself any more than usual. Unfortunately, the average male isn't like us. They are horny 12 year old boys on the inside.
User avatar #19 to #16 - dabronydude (12/12/2012) [-]
i was just about to post something like this, i dont see the big deal.
#15 - rainbowbear (12/12/2012) [-]
Looks a little like Beavis and Butthead if they grew up.
Looks a little like Beavis and Butthead if they grew up.
#6 - serotonin (12/11/2012) [-]
I love how when anyone is trying to portrait someone as smart they just put anything labeled quantum mech. near him...also rocket scientists and brain surgeons....We never get to see advanced robotics or astrophysicists....all science poster faces are astrophysicists! Hawking, Tyson, Sagan...
I love how when anyone is trying to portrait someone as smart they just put anything labeled quantum mech. near him...also rocket scientists and brain surgeons....We never get to see advanced robotics or astrophysicists....all science poster faces are astrophysicists! Hawking, Tyson, Sagan...
#92 to #87 - serotonin (12/12/2012) [-]
Sorry for being tired of that stereotype....well it maybe too much to expect some form of creativity from what looks like newspaper comic
#97 to #92 - gladiuss (12/13/2012) [-]
LoL!! That's a good comic.
User avatar #33 to #6 - darkangeloffire ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
That robotic creature reminds me of one of the colossi from Shadow of the Colossus, the Tiger that's afraid of fire.
User avatar #21 to #6 - Fgner (12/12/2012) [-]
Ask yourself this:
Will the average person prefer reading "rocket scientist" which is a common phrase used for a very hard field, "brain surgeon" which is of course innately difficult, but they still know what it is. Or:

"M-Me quantum mechanical engineer."
"I- Uh--Me Advanced bipedal robotics designer."

Brain surgeon and rocket scientists are two of the most known and common of the "brain" jobs. Yes, other jobs are smart, but why the **** would anyone bother using specific or long ass titles that most people wouldn't even know of when they can use common general jobs that are incorporated into common knowledge.
User avatar #11 to #6 - novabird ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
smart is what you do with it, it has nothing to do with your job title.
User avatar #18 to #11 - serotonin (12/12/2012) [-]
I am just commenting on stereotypical smart guys in media (confirmed in this pic).
User avatar #55 to #18 - novabird ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
in stereotyping references you are correct, just remember that Einstein was only a math genius and couldn't even tie his own shoelaces, there are many types of smart.
#12 to #11 - anonymous (12/11/2012) [-]
But your job is what you do....
User avatar #13 to #12 - novabird ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
my job is almost everything, what does that say about me then?
#1 - arthurdetoo (12/11/2012) [-]
That's why Asians are so damn smart.... tiny peckers.. more blood left in the brain..

it .. all.. comes together!
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#66 to #1 - ankh (12/12/2012) [-]
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#58 to #1 - saladtongsofdeath (12/12/2012) [-]
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#56 to #1 - josieabby (12/12/2012) [-]
It all makes sense now.
#51 to #1 - aerosol (12/12/2012) [-]
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#30 to #1 - killerblue (12/12/2012) [-]
Oh my god, you just.... I can't...... Wow
#14 to #1 - iamsammich (12/12/2012) [-]
GENIUS
GENIUS
User avatar #3 to #1 - UberAndrew (12/11/2012) [-]
And black men have bigger....


My god, I've think we've stumbled upon something here.
#61 to #3 - icecreamonnips (12/12/2012) [-]
MFW this thread
MFW this thread
#49 to #3 - aerosol (12/12/2012) [-]
UberAndrew!? Holy 						****					 man, I was starting to think you were dead or something. (Sorry if I ruined the joke or something)
UberAndrew!? Holy **** man, I was starting to think you were dead or something. (Sorry if I ruined the joke or something)
#8 to #3 - Kirbyman (12/11/2012) [-]
Based on the data, I believe we are indeed on the cusp of a revolution.

User avatar #54 to #8 - errdayimfjing ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
No wonder why girls never go for nerds, they only go for the idiots!
#42 to #8 - wiredrage (12/12/2012) [-]
your graph is backwards...
User avatar #32 to #8 - newfalcon (12/12/2012) [-]
your ms paint skills are off the charts
User avatar #17 to #8 - rokkarokkaali (12/12/2012) [-]
I'M A GENIUS!
#26 to #17 - Ruspanic ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
I'M SO SORRY
User avatar #28 to #26 - rokkarokkaali (12/12/2012) [-]
Now how do I break the news to my girlfriend? Do I just say,"I'm the smartest **** around" or break the ice with something less d-erect. Puns.
#9 to #8 - nagafever (12/11/2012) [-]
So, Obama had a small dick and Einstein was dickless?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Kirbyman (12/11/2012) [-]
From a republican point of view, Obama is the most well hung president.

Ever.
User avatar #25 to #10 - sacredmagic (12/12/2012) [-]
That almost sounds like a compliment.
User avatar #27 to #25 - Kirbyman (12/12/2012) [-]
Politicians have always excelled at left handed compliments.
#29 to #27 - sacredmagic (12/12/2012) [-]
The far right begs to disagree.
#31 to #29 - Kirbyman (12/12/2012) [-]
You got nothing but disgusting, lying meatbags on either end.

Who cares?
#45 to #31 - sacredmagic (12/12/2012) [-]
Any American who would like a stable future in their government.

Image slightly related to me.
#2 to #1 - Memitim (12/11/2012) [-]
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