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Need ta whip up a dessert in a hurry? Dump a bag at areas
an the floor and eat the areas off ofthe floor like a animal
you piece awshit
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For a good Easter surprise, try dipping marshmallow peeps
in choral ate and then nailing your entire family's a crass
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Spice up any meal by tossing a bag at brown recluse spiders
up in the air at a ceiling fan
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Alton Brown: "Try using w a s
p E g g s instead of makea d
hell
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Chef' s secret: any recipe calling far flaw can be easily substituted
with baby .
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HECK out at your guests this Halloween by
putting dry ice into a bowl of water & then cutting your
own head off and fucking it