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1969

Comptr, his II. was
FIN EST AMERICAN HERE SOURCE
Parr. N LII‘!
TU HIKE“ In
LATE
EDITION
WALKS (
NEIL ARMSTRONG? HISTORIC FIRST
WORDS ON MOON:
What toilette is a partial tron-
script the radio communing-
tion between the astronauts on
the moon' s Base and
NASA personnel at mission con-
trol on Earth:
BASK This is
Tranquility Base. The Eagle
has Landed. Jesus H. Christ,
Houston. We' re on the fellating
moon. traer.
Roger, Tranquility.
we copy you. We cannot believe
you are on the moan.
myfoot: Cannot tucking believe
it. Over.
N It was a smooth
touchdown. The moon, [or
Christ' s sake. the moon. Ovate.
US' I' Cch': Roger that. You' re
that Ear Tl. walking on the
maron.
We copy.
Walking on moon. Jesus. Over.
HOUSTON: tfau' re cleared lo
hook up Lunar Equipment
Conveyor. To walk (pause)
tucking walk on the moon.
Over,
LEI: attached.
Platinum lined tip. Checking
ingress. Ch/ er.
HOUSTON; Everything allay.
Tranquility?
Y: Am descending
the ladder. Can we the ,
The entire planet Earth. for the
love of Christ.
quility. Proceed. Clever.
y; can see the
Lunar Module tooth: - -
pressed into the surface out the
moon. The fuelling marmite of
the goddamned moon. trong
pauses Holy **** .
HO , We read you, Over.
dep-
ressed one or two incline
Surface is powdery. Cine more
step. and I' m... Fueled. [Long
Hold on
pause!
I' m on the bot-
tom rung of the ladder. Just I
one more step, and rm.... [Long .
Jesus- the sodas
THE Mang
Christ. .
The distant. lonely.
satellite that has Eastii: lamely
mankind since the do we. at time
r is distant and lonely no tricare.
Al kl‘? pm. EST yesterday,
I: astronaught Armstrong and
we Edwin E. Aldrin " touched
l pause.)
Holy -[pause]
I Irving [long pause) tuck- (Long
i paused Fueled!
l I' ICC' ' I: Tranquility. do you
copy?
Y: are you luck-
ing believing this? Over,
HOUSTON; We read you Deer.
lately am standing on the our
Iaea of the lacking moon. I am
to you from the god-.
meanest looking moon, Jesus
H. Christ in a chicken basket-
1' , tity; Holy mother
of tacit. The lurking moon.
Over.
I ', radioed back
NASA headquarters
mills; away. "I abso-
down on the he of Tranquility
in tho lunar module Eagle and
radioed back to Earth the ha.
Doric report; "Jesus *******
Christ. Houston. We' re on the
Inciting moon.“
Armstrong and Aldrin then
made lanai technical and psy-
chi: -logical preparations for the
lenses of
the next phase the operation.
the moon walk.
As two billion spellbound
earthlings watched on twleve-
sion. slowly descend-
ed the tour steps leading out of
lthe module. paused, and tool:
Gm, small but
step onto the soft. vi tain sail.
I “Holy living burple,.,, are you
inciting believing that Over,"
nearly
ant Standing on
l the surface oi the inciting moon.
am talking to you [rent the
goddamned ******* moon- Jesus
Christ in a chicken basket."
Holy mother of luck." the first
man on the moon added.
Roger, no Unveiling doubt about
ll." Missilery Controller Peter
Lovell replied. "
motive. Over."
down in the moon' s
atmosphere. slam joined his
colleague on the lunar surface.
Hell, yeah. Hell. yeah." an
ecstatic Aldrin said. pumping
his list into the
thin air.
It' s like I told you on the way
up here.“ replied Armstrong lo
his orientate- "?. I told
you this was going to be tucking
creasing "
Armstrong and Aldrin than
spent two hours engaged in
activities related to ihe knock-
their situation below mend“
to the capsule. Their intense lil-
raunch NASA training period-
the primary of which
was to train the pair loudest! with
the unprecedented l' -
credible nature of their mis-
effective. though
at one point Armstrong had to
sit down and take several deep
breathe. “just so I donat tackling
lose my **** ."
The two were able to keep from
urinating in their space suits
long enough to collect soil and
rock samples. which
at press time still
could not even begin to melting
conceive.
The astronauts also planted an
American flag in the ground
alongside a plaque reading, in
part: "This plaque. here
by two visiting human beings
horn the planet around which
this celestial body orbits. will
not undisturbed on this spot tor
the nest ill!) million yea rs. High
Eight "MTI" tea later, as Arm-. l holy living Fueled- Can you believe
strong bounced up and l that shm"
WE CAN PUT A MAN ON THE
MOON. BUT WE CAN' T BOMB
A TINY ASIAN
NATION INTO
THE STONE AGE?
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#7 - tiddycats (12/12/2012) [-]
"BUT WE CAN'T BOMB A TINY ASIAN NATION INTO THE STONE AGE?"    
I never noticed that before, now I can't stop laughing at it.
"BUT WE CAN'T BOMB A TINY ASIAN NATION INTO THE STONE AGE?"
I never noticed that before, now I can't stop laughing at it.
#1 - herpitydorp (12/11/2012) [-]
Commencing dump of semi related images
#10 to #1 - anon (12/13/2012) [-]
where would you find more pics like these? theyre ******* hilarious
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#4 to #1 - anon (12/12/2012) [-]
>dump
>2 pictures
User avatar #8 to #4 - herpitydorp (12/12/2012) [-]
never said it was a big dump
User avatar #6 - frienderman (12/12/2012) [-]
Ah, I have the book with that in it. "Our Dumb Century," a collection of The Onion front pages about events in the twentieth century. Funny stuff, might I say.
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