I hate Mondays. . MONDAY MORNING. Didn' t learn a lesson about lateness on Satuday? Wake up. Realize you are late. Hold on. It might be Saturday. lti not. You‘
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I hate Mondays

MONDAY MORNING.
Didn' t learn a lesson about lateness on Satuday?
Wake up.
Realize you are late.
Hold on. It might be Saturday.
lti not. You‘ re
screwed.
Literally fly into the closet.
Literally bust out other side of
l closet, fully dressed.
Land in the kitchen on your
left knee, and double take
f THREE times.
Then, Pelvic thrusty
No, Pm kidding, you doit
have time for this. Untoasted
bread will do for today.
Grab backpack and run to bus stop
only to find that your' CITY bus has __
left Wthout you. Another' bus is
coming, but it doesit stop at this
DO NOT SLOW DOWN. Keep speed Mth the
second bus, and as the back wheel passes
you, jump onto bus.
Since the bus so happens to
pass the back of your'
school, jump off bus at the
fence, and use the upward
momentum to swing yourself
over.
Use morning PE. students
to get into SECOND floor
window. Do not avoid this
C) step.
Barren roll upon entering the window
to ensure safety
alarm. Pull sleeve up
over hand to avoid
fingerprints, and pull
alarm. Then pretend
to move with rest of
school, but instead go
office.
Edit any and all records
regarding your' marked
absence today. These
may be digital, paper, or
both, so be resourceful.
Shut down computer
when done, and unplug.
Proceed to roof.
Watch off the side of the roof until the
classes heading back inside. When
the last class is going inside, scale down
the building using the window ledges.
Proceed into the building following
the last class, look confused; you
a doit know what the alarm was
for either.
The teacher comments on your'
C) lateness, you were here the whole
time, for the fire drill and
everything. You were in the
bathroom when it happened, which is
why you werent Mth your class
I I l I outside.
Where' s your'
bookbag? z
Book's- Wait. **** ! You idiot's I
never told you to put it downl
You left it in the secr' staryus
office, didit you?!
Well yourre screwed, have fun
in detention for the rest of the
year. If you‘ re good maybe
you woit get expelled.
Maybe write a story and post it
on , thati the best you‘ ll
THAT' S ALL FOLKS, THANKS
FOR READING!
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#1 - xsynysterx (12/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
i hope this is OC, I enjoyed it
i hope this is OC, I enjoyed it

#5 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
Learn what literally is before using it
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