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Not good at throwing grenades Use this tn return grenades
DENT bring WHY DWI‘! back at lightning speed
fast and unexpected. They will tint have time tn
react because it will he close tn detonation
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Submitted: 12/11/2012
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#79 - convex ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
#65 - jdferret (12/12/2012) [-]
Jai Alai is a radical, rather mysterious sport.

(because everyone forgets its name.)
#66 to #65 - yerfdog (12/12/2012) [-]
Same thing with Calcio Fiorientino or however it's spelled.
#62 - kanra (12/12/2012) [-]
You mean like this?
You mean like this?
#73 to #62 - tehsnoo (12/12/2012) [-]
**** yeah lacrosse
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#48 - fractalius (12/12/2012) [-]
>Guns permanently outlawed by all societies
>War consists of only explosives, perfectly rounded balls
>Countries start recruiting lacrosse players
>Reenforce padding with flak jacket material
>War consists of lacrosse players running and diving around, crankshotting grenades at eachother
>War is now more entertaining to watch
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#41 - snakefire ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
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#35 - moofiefoof (12/12/2012) [-]
tennis racquet would be better for me (im a tennis player)
#34 - cometfire (12/12/2012) [-]
I used to play La Crosse. Get some La Crosse sticks and, in theory, this could be a good idea to at least get the 'nade out of your blast radius.
#33 - zmaro (12/12/2012) [-]
Or you could use a lacrosse stick, better aim than one of those things
User avatar #59 to #33 - RipperMan (12/12/2012) [-]
i thought that was the joke?
#46 to #33 - fractalius (12/12/2012) [-]
Yay other people on funnyjunk play lacrosse.
User avatar #58 to #46 - sexwithyourwife (12/12/2012) [-]
I used to play lacrosse, Couldn't anymore cause I moved and they didn't offer it at my new school but that **** was fun!
User avatar #49 to #46 - zmaro (12/12/2012) [-]
hell yeah Captain of my varsity High School Team
#50 to #49 - fractalius (12/12/2012) [-]
Dope **** . I started at attack all 4 years through high school, played at college (UC Davis) and now I am teaching my kid to play. Such a great sport
User avatar #53 to #50 - zmaro (12/12/2012) [-]
Oh its the best man, I played middie, I had a few looks from D1 schools but unfortunately wasnt able to go. :(
#54 to #53 - fractalius (12/12/2012) [-]
I was always fast, but never one for endurance. I recovered really quickly, but the occasional times I had to sprint back and forth 3 times without stopping were too much for me. From my time at playing middie though I was always the best rider on attack. I had actually taken some goalies out of the game from hitting them so hard. One game, we only had 2 d poles, so the coach put me in as defense the whole game with my short as hell attack stick, and we shut them out. So much fun
User avatar #55 to #54 - zmaro (12/12/2012) [-]
Nice man, I wasnt the grunt type, although I laid down the wood when I need to, but I was the finesse man. I was the sniper my shot was like 90+ mph so I would just chill at the top of the box and rip corners all day
#74 to #55 - fractalius (12/12/2012) [-]
I was always strong upper body, but I was never able to get my shot more than 70 in high school and about 80ish in college. Not that I needed to, I was damn accurate both lefty and righty, and quick enough to get in on the cage. My two greatest skills were catching like RIGHT in front of the cage, and cranking outside whenever we had man up. Every time I would get the ball and just rip it completely sideways placing it wherever the goalie couldn't get it. Our man ups lasted like 15 seconds on average
User avatar #77 to #74 - zmaro (12/12/2012) [-]
Thats how it should be. my co captain would just sit on the crease and id dump it to him for a quick score **** was easy until they figured it out
#78 to #77 - fractalius (12/12/2012) [-]
My two best friends were on the team. One middie (who was unreal at face-offs, like he had never done one, tried it, and never lost) and the other was an X attack man. We would usually just spin it between the three of us until one of us had an opening, and dish it to him for the score.
User avatar #40 to #33 - theugandanhero (12/12/2012) [-]
Lol... I'd rather just use a whiffleball stick, since you can actually roll a grenade off of one easier than a LaCrosse stick.
User avatar #38 to #33 - isamusama (12/12/2012) [-]
It's a grenade... You don't really need to be accurate.
User avatar #39 to #38 - zmaro (12/12/2012) [-]
true. I guess just preference
#31 - thatoneangelo (12/12/2012) [-]
if im not good at throwing grenades, what makes you think im gonna be able to aim that...
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User avatar #29 - gangjaman (12/12/2012) [-]
yeah sure show up to battle equipped with those and youll kickass
just hope they dont bring guns
#26 - chexmex (12/12/2012) [-]
Just use a frying pan.
User avatar #27 to #26 - pastmemories (12/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #16 - chopyourhandoff (12/12/2012) [-]
If he misses the catch, he is ****** .
User avatar #19 to #16 - critality (12/12/2012) [-]
well it's better to at least have a chance to catch and throw back then just have it blow the **** up
User avatar #20 to #19 - chopyourhandoff (12/12/2012) [-]
Says Osama.
User avatar #21 to #20 - critality (12/12/2012) [-]
I'll have you know that's terrorist Mr. Bean fool!
User avatar #14 - huskygunner (12/11/2012) [-]
So they'll find your corpse with a plastic thrower melted to your arm?
#18 to #14 - urapooper (12/12/2012) [-]
I think it would look a bit awesome it would look like your arm was made of plastic or something
User avatar #17 to #14 - rshowat (12/12/2012) [-]
Hey, it's better than just dying.... You can't win if you don't try...
User avatar #13 - fenrir (12/11/2012) [-]
Instead, how about a catcher's mitt made of that Dragonskin **** ? That way you don't have to risk injuring your sports equipment.
User avatar #10 - klick ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
How are you not good at throwing grenades? The old saying is literally "Close only counts in horseshoes and GRENADES."
User avatar #24 to #10 - darkangeloffire ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
And nuclear warfare
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