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Just a morbid story I found that I thought I'd share.

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Submitted: 12/10/2012
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#32 - footboob (12/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i wish it were true...
#15 - dpc (12/11/2012) [-]
written by M. Night Shamylamadingdong
#2 - dmagen (12/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
what if the son knew about the safety net, but to make his mom and dad regret that they cut his financial support , he wanted to made it look like he tried to commit suicide?
#13 - bronydorkarm (12/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Oh, the carma
#17 to #13 - Schmeckle (12/11/2012) [-]


#39 - Sylphion (12/11/2012) [-]
Well worth the read
Well worth the read
#16 - kapitanokliosov (12/11/2012) [+] (8 replies)
#6 - raybanned (12/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
MFW the third twist
MFW the third twist
User avatar #59 - themastertroller (12/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)
written by M. Night Shyamalan
#91 - jimmyprice ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
#77 - lolollo ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
The Universe was feeling particularly clever that week, it seems...
The Universe was feeling particularly clever that week, it seems...
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User avatar #74 - pankilord (12/11/2012) [-]
Once, a man tried to kill himself. Being unsuccessful at every other attempt, he decided to not leave it up to fate this time.

He went to the top of a building, hung a noose around his neck, grabbed a gun, took 3 bottles of pills and jumped.

On the way down, he attempted to shoot himself in the head. He missed, and the bullet shot through the rope, cutting it. Upon reaching the ground, he ended up landing in a pool, landing on his stomach and thus hurling up all the poison/drugs he took. He survived the fall.

...But it's cool, because he died of hypothermia on the way to the hospital.
User avatar #50 - Scenekid (12/11/2012) [-]
I can see how this can be a suicide. But I can't see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
User avatar #88 - andyshandy (12/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If only the story had a magnum instead of a shotgun.

Then it would've been Dr Mills' magnum opus.
#138 - awesomenessdefined (12/12/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Now, this is a good read.
User avatar #43 - redking (12/11/2012) [-]
So if you meant to kill a rat with rat poison but someone stole the poison and fed it to a cow who was then eaten by vegetarians you are guilty?

But they were vegetarians... WHY WERE THEY EATING A COW!?

#96 - ilikeafros (12/11/2012) [-]
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#49 - pulpunderground ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
some things I even... but not this
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