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Oh, /b/

Looks like I broke 1 and 2

MI File: MB, 340x330, )
You wake up tomorrow morning.
You have a pussy, you have tits.
You are a woman.
What do?
masturbate
masturbate
masturbate
...
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User avatar #22 - reican (12/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
masturbate and make porn, so when i am a man again.. I got the porn I want
#57 - mooghens (12/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
> Join feminist movement
> Be a really active member
> Rise in ranks
> Achieve total power over feminazis
> Take over entire world
> At epitome of power hold massive speech on all tv channels and force everyone in world to watch.
> Ask rhetorical question
> "Can you believe that women achieved this all on their own?"
> lolnope.jpeg
> Turn back to dude right on stage.
#36 - mrskyler (12/11/2012) [-]
Drive  and park properly, astounding and surprising men all over the country
Drive and park properly, astounding and surprising men all over the country
User avatar #2 - colourandshape (12/10/2012) [-]
become a cum-dumpster
User avatar #30 - fitchy (12/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>masturbate
>realize you still have guy brain
>don't know how to make yourself orgasm
>go **** stuff
>realize it doesn't work either
>realize being a woman sucks
#48 - stormtrooperbob (12/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
id go find a lesbian.
id go find a lesbian.
#25 - ishalltroll (12/11/2012) [-]
1 and 2 only apply during raids ********
#37 - lordkyzer ONLINE (12/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#43 - mode (12/11/2012) [-]
#8 - SquishyHaribo (12/11/2012) [-]
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#12 - professorlayton (12/11/2012) [-]
The moment I wake up   
Before I put on my makeup   
I say a little pray for you
The moment I wake up
Before I put on my makeup
I say a little pray for you
User avatar #9 - opiethepug (12/11/2012) [-]
Use one of those gigantic horse dildos they have at Bad Dragon. You know, the one that can squirt fake cum.

I would destroy my holes with that.
#5 - niggerlips (12/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
if i had a vagina for just an hour my fingers would look like when youve been in the pool for to long
User avatar #44 - imabser (12/11/2012) [-]
>Realize I don't want to have sex ever.
>Only meaning in life is to be better than other women.
User avatar #7 - wingates ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
firs touch boobs, then masturbate, then dress up like slut and go to lesbian club . .. .
#20 - foop (12/11/2012) [-]
**foop rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at I Wonder how many Hitlers are left ** GRAB A BRUSH PUT ON A LITTLE MAKEUP
HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKEUP
User avatar #3 - yourdadsdad (12/11/2012) [-]
1 and 2 only apply during raids
#68 - anonchief (12/11/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Men: You grow size D breasts for only 24 hours, you keep your penis and testicles too. What do yo you do?   
   
Women: You grow a 10 inch penis for only 24 hours, you keep your vagina and breasts too. What do you do?
Men: You grow size D breasts for only 24 hours, you keep your penis and testicles too. What do yo you do?

Women: You grow a 10 inch penis for only 24 hours, you keep your vagina and breasts too. What do you do?
#92 to #68 - gameshredder (12/11/2012) [-]
Sell pictures of my breasts to get free hats in TF2.
User avatar #71 - mycatlookedatme (12/11/2012) [-]
One and two only apply to raids.
#34 - caseris (12/11/2012) [-]
i'm pretty sure all of funnyjunk will be watching his own tits...for 5 hours straight...
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