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Oh, /b/
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Looks like I broke 1 and 2
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You wake up tomorrow morning.
You have a pussy, you have tits.
You are a woman.
What do?
masturbate
masturbate
masturbate
You wake up tomorrow morning.
You have a pussy, you have tits.
You are a woman.
What do?
masturbate
masturbate
masturbate
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masturbate and make porn, so when i am a man again.. I got the porn I want
#57
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mooghens (12/11/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
> Join feminist movement
> Be a really active member
> Rise in ranks
> Achieve total power over feminazis
> Take over entire world
> At epitome of power hold massive speech on all tv channels and force everyone in world to watch.
> Ask rhetorical question
> "Can you believe that women achieved this all on their own?"
> lolnope.jpeg
> Turn back to dude right on stage.
> Be a really active member
> Rise in ranks
> Achieve total power over feminazis
> Take over entire world
> At epitome of power hold massive speech on all tv channels and force everyone in world to watch.
> Ask rhetorical question
> "Can you believe that women achieved this all on their own?"
> lolnope.jpeg
> Turn back to dude right on stage.
#36
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mrskyler (12/11/2012) [-]
Drive and park properly, astounding and surprising men all over the country
>masturbate
>realize you still have guy brain
>don't know how to make yourself orgasm
>go fuck stuff
>realize it doesn't work either
>realize being a woman sucks
>realize you still have guy brain
>don't know how to make yourself orgasm
>go fuck stuff
>realize it doesn't work either
>realize being a woman sucks
#12
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professorlayton (12/11/2012) [-]
The moment I wake up
Before I put on my makeup
I say a little pray for you
Before I put on my makeup
I say a little pray for you
Use one of those gigantic horse dildos they have at Bad Dragon. You know, the one that can squirt fake cum.
I would destroy my holes with that.
I would destroy my holes with that.
>Realize I don't want to have sex ever.
>Only meaning in life is to be better than other women.
>Only meaning in life is to be better than other women.
firs touch boobs, then masturbate, then dress up like slut and go to lesbian club . .. .
#20
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foop (12/11/2012) [-]
**foop rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at I Wonder how many Hitlers are left ** GRAB A BRUSH PUT ON A LITTLE MAKEUP
HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKEUP
HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKEUP