Be happy. Your life could be worse. ...or is it?. L Good: Your wife is pregnant. Sad: its triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years age. 2. Good: Your wife
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Be happy. Your life could be worse. ...or is it?. L Good: Your wife is pregnant. Sad: its triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years age. 2. Good: Your wife

Your life could be worse.
...or is it?

L Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Sad: its triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years age.
2. Good: Your wife' s not talking to you.
Sad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly:. She' s a lawyer.
3. Good: Your sen is firendly maturing.
Sad: He' s involved with the Warren next door.
Ugly:. So are you.
4. Good: Your sen studies a let in his reem..
Had: You find several porn memes hidden there.
Ugly: Youve in them.
5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no mere lees.
Sad: You can' t find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year ele daughter borrowed them.
6. Good: Your husband understands famed.
Ugly: He leeks better than you.
It Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Sad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: with Corrections.
c. Good: The postman' s early.
Sad: He' s wearing Fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him noting fer Christmas.
9. Good: Your sen is dating sameone new.
Sad: its anither man.
Ugly: He' s your best friend.
10. Good: Your daughter got a new Job.
Sad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
way ugly: She makes mere maney than you do.
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Submitted: 12/10/2012
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#1 - remsaman ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
the postman shows up with a shotgun because you didnt give him anything for christmas?
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#3 - anon (12/11/2012) [-]
>Good: your wife is pregnant.
>Bad: It`s triplets.
>Ugly: they`re black.
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