Concealed weapons. . Original ad: Disguisable weapons wanted Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc. . . .. Offering: cash, items for barte
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Concealed weapons

Original ad:
Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc. . . ..
Offering: cash, items for barter
Hey,
I saw your ad looking for Weapons. I have several
items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures
and prices.
Thanks,
Mike
to Me:
I am. lets see what you got.
J eff,
Here you go:
Looks like a normal spoon, right?
Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2. 5" , knife with tactical grip. One
minute you are enjoying a howl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with
this deadly and disguised weapon.
I am asking for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.
Mike
From Jeff to Me:
that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont
waste my time.
Jeff,
I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I
think you will feel differently ah out.
Mike
From Jeff to Me:
fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can fuck off.
J eff,
Thank you for . Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you
will love:
At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough,
you will see that it is really a fully automatic filo ck . You will be able to pour your
enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking for the gun/ cup
combo.
Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass disguised as a of soda. The box
has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included)
that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.
This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli 12
gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The quilted tissues Serve as a
comfortable grip on the pulpfiction shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during
the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking for
the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra per box.
Let me know if you want any of these items.
Thanks,
Mike
From Jeff to Me:
youre a fucking dummass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit. you prob walk around
with that shit too you dumb mother fucker. I hope you get hit by a car. fuck off, eat shit,
and die.
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Submitted: 12/10/2012
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#1 - mysticalblue (12/10/2012) [-]
I hope they like my new hat
#2 - trevorsta (12/10/2012) [-]
I prefer these guns
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User avatar #8 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Need a Class III for the M16 A2, but not for a Glock 18? Seems legit. However, the disguises are absolutely amazing, I had to look at each pictures for about 5 minutes to see the weapons.
#5 - anonymous (12/11/2012) [-]
This is from email from an ***hole. [url deleted]
User avatar #3 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
this is so old, but so funny
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