>create new randy account
>maintain anti-self-channel undetected

But the maintainer is has had his account since like April and is kind of a friend of mine

Don't You under estimate phanact. He has been planning this for some time. In fact. How do I know you aren't phanact?

GOD DAMNIT AND I THOUGHT I WAS DOING SO WELL

Well, alas, you've discovered me.
Or should I say us.
As the majority of funnyjunk is phanact! Even kim jong is phanact!

It all makes sense now, All of FunnyJunk is just phanact talking to himself. I won't let you get away with this.

All of the internet is just I, Phanact, talking to myself. You are alone on this web, hyphen. I am bilingual and have multi-personality disorder but I still run this show.

I won't let you get away with this. All those Duck Faces, All those misused memes, and every butthurt causing post is all because of you.

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO STOP ME BY YOURSELF