Nigga Christmas. . 24 KB, 250x324, ) Cla Black Christmas Story For Jbl 12/ 25/ 11( Sun) 2361: 59 Wuz nite hem Crimes, An all overdo hood, ereybody was sleepin'
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Cla Black Christmas Story For Jbl 12/ 25/ 11( Sun) 2361: 59
Wuz nite hem Crimes,
An all overdo hood,
ereybody was sleepin'
Dey woe sleepin' good.
We hunged up our stocking‘
An' hoped like heck
That Ch' Same Clause
Be bringing burcheck.
All c/ family
Wuz laying in beds,
While Ripple / Thunderbird
Dance tru' dey heads.
I passed out onna' ho,
Right next to my Maw,
When I heard such ayuss,
Ithink, "It mus be Iaw!"
I looked out thru bars
What covered my doe
Spartin Sheriff
a warrant hf sho'.
And what did I see?
I said, "Lawd, look at dat!"
Theroux a huge watta melon
Pulled by giant warframe!
Now ober all years
Santa Clause, he be white
But looks like us bros
Gets a black Same dis nus.
Fosterdad a ‘ Iers car,
My home boy he came:
He whupped on dem wad rats
And called dem by name.
On Leroy, on Bonzo,
And on Willie Lee;
On Saphire, on Shenequa-
Dey woe a site to see!
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As he landed dat watta melon,
Out der in street,
I knowed it was m sho
damnest site I see.
He didn' t go down no chiminey-
He picked the lock on ma doe.
An' I sez to myself,
**** ! He done dis heme!‘
He had dis big bag,
Full of presents, I 'spect
Wid Air Jordana and fake gold
To wear roun' ma neck.
But he left no good presents,
Jus' started stealin' ma **** .
Got ma drugs, got ma guns,
Even ma burglars kit!
Wit ma stuff in bag,
Out window he viewed.
I woulda tried to catched him
But he stoled my ‘nib, too!
He jumped on dat watta melon
An' whipped out a switch,
He woe gone in a second
Dat son ofa hitch!
Next year I be hopin'
Another Same we get,
Cuz dis here Sarina Clause
Jes ain' t warfa **** !
THE END
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Submitted: 12/09/2012
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