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tyraxio (12/10/2012) [-]
Meet me.
This is pretty much the story of my first relationship. So blarh blarh, I fapped multiple times a day for a long time, skip forward to my first sex. Felt amazing. For the first long while. And the second... Aaaaand then I lost it. Took a fucking month to convince her it wasn't because she was bad. To this day, I still haven't had an orgasm during sex that wasn't the result of me being very set-up to get a friggin orgasm.
This is pretty much the story of my first relationship. So blarh blarh, I fapped multiple times a day for a long time, skip forward to my first sex. Felt amazing. For the first long while. And the second... Aaaaand then I lost it. Took a fucking month to convince her it wasn't because she was bad. To this day, I still haven't had an orgasm during sex that wasn't the result of me being very set-up to get a friggin orgasm.
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tyraxio (12/10/2012) [-]
Ahh. gotcha. Well, I hope you wouldn't want anyone to leave you for being too good though. But don't put yourself down. Seriously, it's sex, you can't suck at it... Well in fact, you /can/ suck at it, if you know what I mean eh?
Naah, seriously. As long as you have a penis longer than half an Asian, you can't suck unless you hit the wrong hole - and boy, then you are screwed!
Naah, seriously. As long as you have a penis longer than half an Asian, you can't suck unless you hit the wrong hole - and boy, then you are screwed!