Betrayed by his right hand man.. Dont look at the tags... I' been waiting my entire life tar this. And by my entire life, I mean since puberty. And bewailing, t i Trusted You
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Betrayed by his right hand man.

Dont look at the tags..

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I' been waiting my
entire life tar this.
And by my entire life,
I mean since puberty.
And bewailing, t mean
watching pronagraphy
alright, den' t be nervous.
Ill dc all the warm
I clan' t think we ahnuld: l
see each ether anymore.
What?! Because of last night?
Yew knew that was my first
time! I premise I' ll get better!
That' s the - yum were
way he goml There' s new way
Four news straight? At
least make it believable.
I can' t be with
someune who
es to me.
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Submitted: 12/09/2012
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#111 - driplone (12/10/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Ba dum tss
#4 - nyawgga (12/09/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Four hours as a virgin..?
#1 - flomosho (12/09/2012) [+] (15 replies)
You fap with your right hand?!
You fap with your right hand?!
#2 to #1 - lordxdanswich (12/09/2012) [-]
You don't?
You don't?
User avatar #29 - thequickster (12/10/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Pro tip for virgins: Before having sex, at least if you anticipate it, beat the meat before hand so you can last longer when you have sex your first time.
#33 to #29 - bagguhsleep (12/10/2012) [-]
"before hand"
#51 - shiftyscent (12/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I remember my first time.
I remember my first time.
User avatar #30 - ReturnDarkKnight (12/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>The sex was too good
>We should break up
I can't even begin to conceive this concept.
#195 - plumphat (12/10/2012) [+] (31 replies)
Okay... After reading some of the comments, I just want to enlighten some of you on a few things.

1) Bragging about your sex life on the internet is about retarded. I realize you are trying to get other people to think you are actually worth something, but let's face it. You're not.
2) Talking about your sex life on the internet, but with the "intention" of not bragging is equally retarded. "Oh, hurr hurr, I didn't know 2 hours was a long time! That's how long I had sex my first time!" Shut up. No it's not. Basically, it's still going to make you sound like a douche that doesn't know what they're talking about.
3) Keep that **** to yourself. There is absolutely NOTHING impressive about your sex life. Even if you think there is, there isn't. Plus no one really cares.
4) If something FUNNY happened during sex, then that would be something worth sharing. For instance, one time when me and my girlfriend were having sex, her chihuahua started licking my leg. See what I did there? I didn't claim to be lasting longer that anyone. Nor did I mention my premature ejaculation (oops). All that you know about me is that I have sex with my girlfriend, and her chihuahua has a strange fetish for my hairy leg.
5) ‎"What sexuality you are is not the most interesting thing about you. Your personality and the person you are is much more interesting." - Hugh Jackman
6) Instead of trying to impress people on the internet with your BS stories, try making them laugh instead. Or enlighten them with new information. Or try to help someone instead who might be ignorant on the whole sex scene.
7) Any of you who are getting discouraged about not lasing more than an hour, don't worry about it. I didn't have sex prior to this year. Hell yeah I sucked my first time. And I'm not super great still, but at least I'm trying to improve... I have a girlfriend that loves me regardless of my poor performance. She knows I'm inexperienced, but she also knows I'm putting in effort.

Haunter semi-related.
User avatar #75 - fellmade (12/10/2012) [+] (26 replies)
exacly my first time oO we ****** about 2 hours and she came a couple of times - afterwards i said it was my first time and she said "no way!" - and the following days we ****** night to night xD
User avatar #10 - shinote (12/10/2012) [+] (8 replies)
I masturbate a LOT & watch porn A LOT, and my first time I lasted an hour, pretty sure my girlfriend thought the same as this chick xD

No joke my girlfriend brags about me all the time how I'm "not a one minute man."

Little does she know, it's because I beat the **** out of my meat all the time >__>
#24 - zombsiez **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (9 replies)
#41 to #24 - Ruspanic (12/10/2012) [-]
>a half hour or more
4 hours qualifies as "more"
#200 - genericnewfag ONLINE (12/10/2012) [+] (12 replies)
Apparently I'm the only virgin on FJ.
#187 - happygrowman (12/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #54 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/10/2012) [+] (38 replies)
my first time was like 3 mins then the dudes dad walked in on us....
User avatar #273 - jalthelas (12/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**jalthelas rolls 58** How many minutes I last
User avatar #274 to #273 - jalthelas (12/10/2012) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 2** Reality
#49 - derak (12/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I... I didn't finish the first time I had sex, and we went for a solid hour...

My body was ready for the iron grip. pic related
User avatar #180 - britishaccent (12/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
laptop is kil
#261 - kraetyz (12/10/2012) [+] (8 replies)
If only this was reality.
#70 - FightClub (12/10/2012) [-]
This image has expired
i remember when this post was posted a year ago and i saved this image
#232 - englman (12/10/2012) [+] (4 replies)
MFW I use this technique, am still a virgin, and never saw any major flaws in this idea until now..
User avatar #3 - dabronydude (12/09/2012) [-]
women leaves because she thinks you made 1 lie even tho you can last over 4 hours in
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