how to avoid Jehovahs witnesses

One of them came to my door once. They asked if they could tell me about the lord; without thinking, I picked up my roommate's wand (he's a practicing Wicca) and told them they had five seconds to get off my lawn before I hexed them.

Never seen someone in a suit run that fast before.

all of my internets, all for you

i wish i could do stuff like this, but no jahovah's witness ever comes to my house :(

I'll thumb you up because that was funny, but this image describes my feelings towards your kind perfectly.

Well i kind of can't hate telemarketers. They only do it to get food on the table. They work just for the money.

Jehovah's witness's do that shit just cause they want to.

I don't mind telemarketers I just hate that the same two call me every other day right when I'm in the middle of eating dinner or at 11.30 at night WTF !!!

If it helps all you haters, I'm applying at PetCo because I hate my current line of work...

Yeah, because in the end it's his and other telemarketer's faults that it's their job and income source to call numbers that mean nothing to them so that they can put food on the table for themselves and their families. As annoying as their calls truly are.
Protip! To make a call from a telemarketer brighter, have some fun. Pull some weird shit on them. Etc.

You had ONE job random image search....

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Why would you say that bro? Why?

They are very shy creatures, but what you do is very counter intuitive since they enjoy friendly greetings and may overcome their shyness.

nobody has ever said hi to them before so they instantly pass out

That won't happen all the time, even if they cycle their people then you will get at least one you have said high to within a few months to a year depending on how long it takes them to come back.

Not if the entire door is made of steel penises woven together.

Sounds like something you could find on the internet

I really dont want to know the results of searching dick door in google.

) What similarities are there between the Jehovah's Witnesses and the balls?
1 - They are always a pair
2 - They keep knocking at the door, and we never let them enter.
3 - It's like a wave of joy when we finally come to empty them ..

Fuck off Carlos, I know it's you

why aren't you in the top comments?

And watch the door's vibrations cause the metal balls to bounce.

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Imposibruh

I would've responded, "I didn't" with a wink.

I was expecting you to say "I came at a bad time to"

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Still better love story than twilight

need an upgrade?

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You change the gravity?

do this but gel hair straight up so they're like holy crap he can defy gravity

Me too

fuck is that shepard?
thats downright horrifying