how to avoid Jehovahs witnesses. not mine don't know if repost.. I'm a telemarketer. Once my dialer connected me to a Jehovah's Witnesses churchy thingy. The woman I got a hold of bitched at me for interrupting her life at a  how to avoid Jehovahs witnesses not mine don't know if repost I'm a telemarketer Once my dialer connected me Jehovah's Witnesses churchy thingy The woman I got hold of bitched at for interrupting her life
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - somniumecstasi
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(12/09/2012) [-]
I wouldn't be afraid if I were a jehovas witness.
User avatar #2 to #1 - kanatana
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(12/09/2012) [-]
One of them came to my door once. They asked if they could tell me about the lord; without thinking, I picked up my roommate's wand (he's a practicing Wicca) and told them they had five seconds to get off my lawn before I hexed them.

Never seen someone in a suit run that fast before.
User avatar #3 to #2 - somniumecstasi
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(12/09/2012) [-]
all of my internets, all for you
#4 to #3 - kanatana
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(12/09/2012) [-]
#128 to #2 - anon id: 2e043812
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(12/10/2012) [-]
they don't believe in sorcery and wicca, so it wouldn't scare them. They teach to not believe people who're posing to have special powers
#69 to #2 - bummerdrummer
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(12/10/2012) [-]
i wish i could do stuff like this, but no jahovah's witness ever comes to my house :(
#19 - AmaterasuNoOkami
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(12/10/2012) [-]
I'm a telemarketer.  Once my dialer connected me to a Jehovah's Witnesses churchy thingy.  The woman I got a hold of bitched at me for interrupting her life at a very inconvenient time.     
   
The irony nearly killed me.
I'm a telemarketer. Once my dialer connected me to a Jehovah's Witnesses churchy thingy. The woman I got a hold of bitched at me for interrupting her life at a very inconvenient time.

The irony nearly killed me.
#26 to #19 - fisheaglee
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(12/10/2012) [-]
You are a telemarketer, you ******* scumbag, i hope you die. quit calling you **** piece
User avatar #38 to #26 - zxmongoose
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(12/10/2012) [-]
Yeah, because in the end it's his and other telemarketer's faults that it's their job and income source to call numbers that mean nothing to them so that they can put food on the table for themselves and their families. As annoying as their calls truly are.
Protip! To make a call from a telemarketer brighter, have some fun. Pull some weird **** on them. Etc.
User avatar #133 to #19 - AmaterasuNoOkami
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(12/11/2012) [-]
If it helps all you haters, I'm applying at PetCo because I hate my current line of work...
User avatar #43 to #19 - timmywankenobi
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(12/10/2012) [-]
I don't mind telemarketers I just hate that the same two call me every other day right when I'm in the middle of eating dinner or at 11.30 at night WTF !!!
User avatar #35 to #19 - pawnman
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(12/10/2012) [-]
Well i kind of can't hate telemarketers. They only do it to get food on the table. They work just for the money.

Jehovah's witness's do that **** just cause they want to.
#28 to #19 - vatra
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(12/10/2012) [-]
I'll thumb you up because that was funny, but this image describes my feelings towards your kind perfectly.
#11 - lolturtle
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(12/10/2012) [-]
**lolturtle rolled a random image posted in comment #408 at /b/ got Rustled? ** how i avoid them
User avatar #12 to #11 - lolwatthe
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(12/10/2012) [-]
They are very shy creatures, but what you do is very counter intuitive since they enjoy friendly greetings and may overcome their shyness.
User avatar #13 to #12 - lolturtle
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(12/10/2012) [-]
nobody has ever said hi to them before so they instantly pass out
User avatar #14 to #13 - lolwatthe
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(12/10/2012) [-]
That won't happen all the time, even if they cycle their people then you will get at least one you have said high to within a few months to a year depending on how long it takes them to come back.
#33 to #11 - jalthelas
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**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #2189840 at MLP Friendly Board **



Why would you say that bro? Why?
User avatar #18 to #11 - usernamesaredumb
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(12/10/2012) [-]
You had ONE job random image search....
#30 - zean
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(12/10/2012) [-]
But you know they can just knock with their hands
User avatar #46 to #30 - stafflessmoses
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(12/10/2012) [-]
why aren't you in the top comments?
User avatar #37 to #30 - skrynox
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(12/10/2012) [-]
Not if the entire door is made of steel penises woven together.
User avatar #40 to #37 - phunkyzilla
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(12/10/2012) [-]
Sounds like something you could find on the internet
User avatar #42 to #40 - poutinesalad
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(12/10/2012) [-]
I really dont want to know the results of searching dick door in google.
#50 - josieabby
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#63 to #50 - anon id: e0319c3a
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(12/10/2012) [-]
Just wanna say, as a Jehovah's Witness with a sense of humor, I laughed at this for like 45 seconds straight.
#21 - italianchef
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(12/10/2012) [-]
...or they could knock
#31 to #21 - neosword
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**neosword rolled a random image posted in comment #1833250 at Item Discussion **
Imposibruh
User avatar #41 to #21 - rmoran
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(12/10/2012) [-]
And watch the door's vibrations cause the metal balls to bounce.
#47 - nuclearnarwhal
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(12/10/2012) [-]
>Be me, 14 yrs old, few weeks ago.
>Home alone.
>Guy comes to door trying to sell something.
>Answer door with hand in pants.
>Guy looks down," Oh, I can see I came at a bad time."
> I pull my hand out my pants and extend it towards him to shake his hand, apologizing.
>hfw.
#109 to #47 - frink
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(12/10/2012) [-]
I was expecting you to say "I came at a bad time to"
User avatar #71 to #47 - rel
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(12/10/2012) [-]
I would've responded, "I didn't" with a wink.
#15 - galkawhm
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#34 to #15 - neosword
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**neosword rolled a random image posted in comment #2184749 at MLP Friendly Board **   
Still better love story than twilight
**neosword rolled a random image posted in comment #2184749 at MLP Friendly Board **
Still better love story than twilight
#58 - vmandude
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(12/10/2012) [-]
**vmandude rolled a random image posted in comment #2040994 at MLP Friendly Board ** this is a much better way to deter them
#59 to #58 - vmandude
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(12/10/2012) [-]
**vmandude rolled a random image posted in comment #164 at feels bro ;_; ** this would probably work as well
**vmandude rolled a random image posted in comment #164 at feels bro ;_; ** this would probably work as well
#114 - eyeballfrog
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(12/10/2012) [-]
Then they do this