Parrot

I taak my dad ta the mall the ether day ta hay same new sham
lit? is as). ‘We decided ta grab a hite at the feed mart.
ll nadie. ed he was watching a teenager sitting' neat ta
The teenager had spiked hair in all different erreurs .. green, red,
mange, and hide. My dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept leaking and Erm' iall find my dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enaugh, she ( asked:
What' s the matter aid man, never dam anything Wild in year life?"
Knawing my Dad, ll quickly swallowed my feed that I net
Tmr' re. en his response; I knew he have .. i' ll. ta. l am!
In Flossie style he [illicit@ legl. l hatting an eyelid ILI'.
Get !, anee and inked a parrot. ,
if yea were my daughter."