Walmart. I've chosen mine already.... You' re at Walmart. can only buy two items. do you buy to freak the cashier out the most? Hard Mode: can' t have either of Knife mask teddy bear
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Walmart

I've chosen mine already...

You' re at Walmart.
can only buy two items.
do you buy to freak
the cashier out the most?
Hard Mode:
can' t have either
of the items be
lube or condoms.
...
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Submitted: 12/08/2012
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User avatar #80 - ganer (12/09/2012) [-]
I would go up to the register with a pack of condoms, and then the cashier will tell me the price:
Cahsier: "That will be 3.99"
Me: "Damn, i don't have that much on me"

I will then put the condoms back, and return with rubberbands and plastic bags
#1 - autoxx ONLINE (12/08/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Pregnancy test.
Coat hangars.

I'm a guy
User avatar #92 - antistar (12/09/2012) [-]
-2 watermelon halves-
-Superglue
#93 - blastitard (12/09/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Cat food
Bread

(while crying)
Nirvana CD
shotgun

(wearing my Master Chief helmet)
Cortana action figure
box of tissues

Bible
Ouija board (my walmart has them anyway)

Bleach
wine glasses

500 quarter rolls
200 dime rolls
pay in pennies

that's all I got :D
User avatar #59 - ginginhunter (12/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
sand paper , BDSM porn movie
#63 - neoagent (12/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Cheating! 3 Items
-Doughnuts
-Doughnut holes
-Glue
#293 - zanosa (12/09/2012) [-]
Orange Juice....    
   
and    
   
...Tooth Paste.
Orange Juice....

and

...Tooth Paste.
User avatar #172 - pussypunchpiss (12/09/2012) [-]
regular butter
I can't believe its not butter
User avatar #8 - rulebysecrecy ONLINE (12/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
ruphies and rope
User avatar #15 to #8 - codyxvasco (12/08/2012) [-]
Because wal-mart sells date rape drugs.
#71 - pagastan (12/09/2012) [-]
>coke
>mentos
User avatar #137 - tarfyki (12/09/2012) [-]
2 copies of Justin Beiber's new album
User avatar #75 - patchei (12/09/2012) [-]
iCarly DVD and a box of tissues.
User avatar #208 - galaxyguy ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
I have never been to a Wal-mart, but I will assume they do not sell cats.

Anyway, I would hide a cat in my coat, go into wal-mart, get a basket, put the cat in the basket, and then go to the check-out, and attempt to purchase the cat.
User avatar #168 - misterklass (12/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Pregnancy test and a coat hanger.
User avatar #185 - ghostcz (12/09/2012) [-]
Album of Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj.
User avatar #211 - XXBIOHAZARDXX (12/09/2012) [-]
Butter

I can't believe it's not butter
#105 - fuckyocheesecake (12/09/2012) [-]
Rope
Stool
User avatar #100 - breadnsteak (12/09/2012) [-]
pregnancy test and metal coat hangers
User avatar #36 - ilikepieelman (12/09/2012) [-]
Anti-Depressants and a shotgun.
#17 - gregtkt (12/08/2012) [-]
Sleeping pills + laxatives
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