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User avatar #194 - ajperry ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
Anybody want to hear Scottish?:

"Aw man, wit ye daen, come oan! Gies a tenner so I cin get a munch in tonight!, Al get ye a bottle ae bucky as well if ye want."
User avatar #206 to #194 - xxelmarcocfcxx (12/09/2012) [-]
"Wit mate? Al ******* smash ye efter skool the morra!"
User avatar #210 to #206 - ajperry ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
"Wit you talkin' aboot ya ******* cunt"
User avatar #212 to #210 - xxelmarcocfcxx (12/09/2012) [-]
"Mate a herd ye nipped ma burd it Johnny's empty last night, yer gettin' ******* chibbed mate"
User avatar #213 to #212 - ajperry ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
"A didnae ******* pull her if thats wit yer sayin', she was oot her tits mate, she started it"
User avatar #214 to #213 - ajperry ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
Does anybody actually understand what we're saying right now?
User avatar #219 to #214 - ilieksheep (12/10/2012) [-]
I think I understood something about somebody ******* someone and she was a slag, but I don't even know about that.

Well done, capturing the dialect perfectly though.
User avatar #222 to #219 - ajperry ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
Well I'm from Scotland so I know how to do it.
User avatar #223 to #222 - ilieksheep (12/10/2012) [-]
Fair play, baha.
I've got a fair few Scottish friends on Xbox Live, and when they decide to put on a proper thick accent its ******* hilarious, even if I don't understand **** all of it.
User avatar #224 to #223 - ajperry ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
I can talk perfectly eloquent when I want to. But most of the time with my friends I just speak normal. Which is indecipherable to most non-Scots.
User avatar #225 to #224 - ilieksheep (12/10/2012) [-]
I'd struggle so much in Scotland, its bad enough listening to thick Welsh accents where I live, not cause their hard to understand, but cause they sound so ******* stupid.
With something I couldn't understand I'd be lost, haha.
User avatar #220 to #219 - xxelmarcocfcxx (12/10/2012) [-]
I hear it everyday, so.
User avatar #215 to #214 - xxelmarcocfcxx (12/09/2012) [-]
Unless they're from Scotland, probably not.

"Mayte thats no wit she telt me yer gettin ****** dun in n thats it"
User avatar #216 to #215 - ajperry ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
"Awright then ******* square go like!"


I love how we both talk like this yet are perfectly eloquent and grammatically correct at the same time. **** the Neds.
User avatar #217 to #216 - xxelmarcocfcxx (12/09/2012) [-]
I've trained myself to talk civilly one minute,
then tok lit a pure mong the nixt
User avatar #218 to #217 - ajperry ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
Aye I dae that too
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