Scotland

Those pajama wearing basket faced sliper weilding clide bleep blockle gither up blate mob blitherin gomerel jesse off lookin' schtoner nief bluchestan milk drinkin soy faced shoi pilt nimmoof snivelan worm eyed hootenblach vile stoogey calibrating tatties!

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#130 to #7 - siridontcare ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]

If I remember that episode he had the unbreakable sword right? Jack tries his attack from above thing and the sword is unharmed?

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#131 to #130 - wallnaut (12/09/2012) [-]

Yes, he had magical runes on the blade and the sheer force of a scottish kilt

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#1 - mayormilkman (12/08/2012) [-]

Well, you better have tree fiddy...

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#58 to #53 - isomeras (12/09/2012) [-]

Joke was only funny the first time.

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#84 to #58 - maddboiy (12/09/2012) [-]

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#119 - xxelmarcocfcxx (12/09/2012) [-]

>Be From Glasgow
>Get excited at title on Front Page
>Laugh about how true the joke is.

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#60 - julpiter (12/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#110 to #60 - wakaflokoflame (12/09/2012) [-]

I made the EXACT same connection

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#89 - oxytoxic **User deleted account** (12/09/2012) [-]

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#2 - kieranbaker ONLINE (12/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)

Makes sense I went to Loch Ness once, all I saw was a Castle some fish and an old man in a pub called me a stupid yank as soon as I walked in the door, I told him where I was from and then he apologized and kissed me.

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#42 to #2 - funmanigro (12/09/2012) [-]

he kissed you? did he even take you to dinner first?

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#3 to #2 - makedonski (12/09/2012) [-]

well where are you from?

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#8 to #3 - localcatbarber (12/09/2012) [-]

According to his profile, he's from Oslo.

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#19 - N. Korean citizen (12/09/2012) [+] (11 replies)

I'm pretty certain Scotland's responsible for inventing:

-television
-telephones
-printers
-radars
-colour photography
-flushing toilets
-refrigerators
-lawnmowers
-digital clocks
-oil refineries
-bicycles
-Guille suits
-the united states navy and the bank of France

Not to mention they cloned a sheep.

Picture me pissing on everyones parade.

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#24 to #19 - Tyranitar (12/09/2012) [-]

You forgot Sean Connery

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#25 to #24 - projectnero (12/09/2012) [-]

And Gerald Butler. Fuck yeah Scotland.

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#28 to #25 - giblets (12/09/2012) [-]

I always thought he was American?

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#32 to #28 - mackigol (12/09/2012) [-]

He's from Paisley, in the Central Belt.

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#36 to #32 - giblets (12/09/2012) [-]

Learn something new everyday!

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#68 to #19 - N. Korean citizen (12/09/2012) [-]

this post is quite baffling to me, literally almost none of those are true
-television: Charles Jenkins, Ohio, USA
-telephones: this one is true
-printer: Chester Carlson, New York, USA
-radar: Heinrich Rudolf Hertz, Hamburg, Germany
-color photo: this one is true
-flush toilet: al Jazari, Arab
-refrigerators: this one is true
-lawnmowers: Edwin Beard Budding, Stroud, England
-digital clocks: Peter Petrov, Bulgaria/USA
-oil refineries: Ignacy Łukasiewicz, Polish
-bicycles: scotland invented a thing that looked like a bike but you pushed it with your feet, the first pedal bicycle was by Pierre Lallement, France/USA
-Ghillie suits: FUCK YA, good shit Scotland, ghillie suits rock!
-US Navy: that's debatable but I'll give it to ya
-Bank of France: ok

Cloning the sheep (Dolly) was also pretty awesome, sadly I was doing some research on that and I found this: Dolly was euthanised because she had a progressive lung disease and severe arthritis.

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#102 to #68 - lazypaul (12/09/2012) [-]

Actually the television was invented by john logie baird from scotland.

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#92 to #68 - toxop (12/09/2012) [-]

I think it was a guy from Italy that invented the phone, but didn't have the money for the patent, so Bell bought it.

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#39 to #19 - tinypenisbandit (12/09/2012) [-]

Penicillin as well.

Alb Gu Brath

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#40 to #39 - tinypenisbandit (12/09/2012) [-]

Alba Gu brath **

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#31 to #19 - funnyjunkforlife (12/09/2012) [-]

you forgot father anderson

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#143 - herrdouchebag (12/09/2012) [+] (4 replies)

>Mfw I'm Scottish
>Mfw I'm eating a deep fried mars bar

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#180 to #143 - iwanttousenumbers (12/09/2012) [-]

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#168 to #143 - willindor (12/09/2012) [-]

What the...

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#174 to #168 - rollertoaster (12/09/2012) [-]

Don't you remember the whole "Duckbutt McDildo" thing?

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#135 - Jameshaich (12/09/2012) [-]

Fucking highlands.
Hairy cows n shit

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#104 - kyrozor ONLINE (12/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)

I am Scottish and writing this comment from a rock and some sticks.

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#155 to #104 - lordcommandersnow (12/09/2012) [-]

Whoa now, Scotland is not Africa

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#21 - boxdweller ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]

Scotland!

I used to go camping in that very valley.

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#9 - holyturkey (12/09/2012) [-]

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#154 - Pompano (12/09/2012) [+] (7 replies)

This is true, I can confirm it.
I was Scotland.

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#175 to #154 - rollertoaster (12/09/2012) [-]

I can confirm, I was FREEEEEDOOOOM!

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#163 to #154 - intimeaux (12/09/2012) [-]

This is Scotland, I can true.
I was confirm it.

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#172 to #163 - osamabimladen (12/09/2012) [-]

scotland i true, confirm it was can.
this is i.

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#178 to #172 - keatonman (12/09/2012) [-]

scraplum ture, cramfy mo nac.
scrotomfuk

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#227 to #154 - N. Korean citizen (03/20/2013) [-]

I just want to reply for the sake of replying.

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#137 - whopperinfection (12/09/2012) [-]

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#106 - doctorpibber (12/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)

"Having a gang-bang in Scotland in the winter is like playing Pass The Parcel: there's that many layers!"

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#185 to #106 - jamhamington ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]

you would think so, but with the state of this generation, the sluts, which is like half of the female population still dress like it's summer.

i fucking hate living here...

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#149 - muzzology (12/09/2012) [-]

I thin you'll find he went to Scotland for the...

FREEDOOOOMMMM

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#136 - cookedspider (12/09/2012) [-]

mfw Scotland

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