Mall Santas. 'tis the season. HO HO HO! And what is your name little boy? Jimmy, Santa. Oh Jimmy. . would like for Christmas? All I want is some thing legs... H
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Mall Santas

'tis the season

HO HO HO!
And what is your
name little boy?
Jimmy, Santa.
Oh Jimmy. .
would like for
Christmas?
All I want is some
thing legs...
Houes bout a
bicycle Jimmy?
Kids your age
have bicycles.
knew,
Chili! inn‘!
about plangent:
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Submitted: 12/08/2012
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#1 - avengersassemble (12/08/2012) [-]
I just had to...
#5 - profarnsworth (12/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I think the punchline should have been something like   
   
Jimmy "But santa I can't use a bicycle"   
Santa "And i can't 						****					 your mom jimmy but we can't always get what we want now can we?"   
   
OR   
   
Santa "Not with those legs hot rod"   
   
i dunno maybe im not that funny. heres a gif for your time
I think the punchline should have been something like

Jimmy "But santa I can't use a bicycle"
Santa "And i can't **** your mom jimmy but we can't always get what we want now can we?"

OR

Santa "Not with those legs hot rod"

i dunno maybe im not that funny. heres a gif for your time
User avatar #6 - flemsdfer ONLINE (12/09/2012) [+] (11 replies)
That's how I learned santa wasn't real. I asked him to make me walk again in a letter and my mom cried :c
User avatar #2 - Yojimbo (12/08/2012) [-]
Jimmy was probably a little rustled.
#14 - mankey (12/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Just get him one of these ******* !
#27 - MakesTigersGoRawr (12/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I thought he just had a really awkward shaped body at first. I was like, "The **** is up with his arms?"
User avatar #3 - TITTYFISH (12/08/2012) [-]
******* Jimmy man, always giving people **** ......
User avatar #26 - Zaxplab (12/09/2012) [-]
I guess you can say that Jimmy was

*puts on sunglasses

russeled


YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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User avatar #22 - happygrowman (12/09/2012) [-]
the moment he didnt know the boys name is when you knew it was a fake santa...
#13 - jjholt ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #4 - rel (12/09/2012) [-]
Dat MS Paint.
#11 - savvz (12/09/2012) [-]
Imagine the first Christmas where disabled kids ask for their legs 'n **** to work.

That must just be the worst.
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