I'm komming!. Johann's got my Bach on this one. I live in a university dorm, so my roommate and I share a single, undivided, room. He has a girlfriend so I try  roommate classical music Germans
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I'm komming!

Johann's got my Bach on this one

I live in a ****** university dorm, so my roommate and
I share a single, undivided, room.
He has a girlfriend so I try to give them time alone.
However, no matter how often I leave, they still
inevitably decide to **** while I' m doing work in the
room or while I' m sleeping. They don' t ask me to leave,
they just go at it.
Slowly, I realized that they' re actually getting off on
purposely making me an audience to them dunking the dick.
To get: hack at them I' started playing music: to ruin
the mood. More specifically, depressing German music.
This is because my roomate speaks German, while his
girlfriend doesn' t. Making it hard for him to, well...
stay hard, and she doesn' t know why.
aw , susser tod
Komm, selge ruh!
Komm fuhre maoh
in frieda.. ~
Trans: Came, sweet death, came blessed rest! Came lead me to peace]
From "Eomm susser Tad, kann selge Huh" By Johann Bddh
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Submitted: 12/08/2012
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#1 - dummerbaztard (12/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I expected threesome....
I expected threesome....
#13 - WhattheNorris (12/08/2012) [+] (25 replies)
#17 - friggy (12/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Start masturbating next time they do that.
#59 - AeroChic (12/09/2012) [-]
You should play the 10 minute video of Afro Circus.
User avatar #66 - ilovehitler (12/09/2012) [-]
My roommate did this once.
When I woke up and realized what was happening, I grabbed a clipboard, stared at them, and acted like I was taking notes, muttering quietly to myself every so often.

#81 - whitenail (12/09/2012) [-]
HFW it only fuels his erection
User avatar #5 - blargtastic (12/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
an epic case of shadenfreude if I do say so myself.
#80 - elatedmonkey (12/09/2012) [-]
I don't get it. Why would he lose his erection?
#74 - Just Another Guy (12/09/2012) [-]
Should totally put the llama song on loop next time :D
#57 - zven (12/09/2012) [-]
May I suggest this feely song?
User avatar #47 - jcmonster (12/08/2012) [-]
i don't think people realize how uncomfortable it can be to wake up to people having sex in your room. especially when you can hear and smell everything...
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User avatar #72 to #58 - mayormilkman (12/09/2012) [-]
Oh hey it's Candlejack. It's been a whi
User avatar #56 - AliceZ (12/09/2012) [-]
Next time she's on top of their doing doggy style, take off your pants and join them. Stick your cock in her ass or mouth.
#55 - jowiman (12/09/2012) [-]
HAHAHAHA that description sent you straight from skip to green
User avatar #48 - winsauceiswin (12/08/2012) [-]
start beating off to it and get REAL close to them and stare into her eyes or his eyes whichever is weirder then if that doesn't work get a camera and start recording
User avatar #65 - BeoX (12/09/2012) [-]
Evangelion lol
#20 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#14 - toguro (12/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Play Heyayay (He-man song) on a loop to piss them off or have one of those "Ten minute challenge" things on youtube playing - be bound for some interesting results
#9 to #8 - redrock (12/08/2012) [-]
The score alone is depressing, but when you add the vocals it's much worse for sexing
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