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#11 - pizzoooo (12/08/2012) [-]
The only way to do tuning right is to not do it at all.
#38 to #11 - anonymous (12/08/2012) [-]
Whatever you guys say, this man is right. You can only ruin a car by tuning it. Sure you get straight line speed, right up until the moment you break your crankshaft / transmission / ruin your engine / get overheating problems / get gripping problems *9 years of explanation later* and ofcourse you ruin the looks of your car. A real gearhead buys a powerful call, a wigger tunes his car. Oh and FYI STi / AMG / M etc. are not tuning companies, they are part of Subaru / Mercedes / BMW etc.
Sorry for the long story, but these are simple facts.
#87 to #38 - angryhyena (12/08/2012) [-]
Wuuuuuut, tell all the autocrossers out there the same thing. Modifying and tuning are completely different things. You have no idea how vehicles work do you? A real gear-head works on his car anon, some people don't have the luxury to afford a 65K M3 or Vette.
User avatar #42 to #38 - jojonaaazz (12/08/2012) [-]
Well they are tuning companies, but I understand why you think that's not the case.
What about these: Brabus, Alpina, Cobra,...?
#74 to #42 - lolothundah (12/08/2012) [-]
I'm not sure if it's brabus or alpina that mods Mercedes to monster level while still maintaining the classy look.
User avatar #76 to #74 - jojonaaazz (12/08/2012) [-]
Brabus mods mercedes, and alpina mods bmw.
Alpina is definitely more classy than brabus. Brabus is just brutal.
User avatar #31 to #11 - guiguito (12/08/2012) [-]
you clearly never played need for speed
#27 to #11 - welshash (12/08/2012) [-]
Could you repeat that?
#20 to #11 - legodude (12/08/2012) [-]
Sorry?
#41 to #20 - foxxywithpaws (12/08/2012) [-]
He must be retarded...
User avatar #44 to #41 - driverist (12/08/2012) [-]
Kudos to you
#45 to #44 - foxxywithpaws (12/08/2012) [-]
Best engine ever. Period. :D
User avatar #46 to #45 - driverist (12/08/2012) [-]
The engine is awesome, not the best ever though and I don't like most of the cars it was put into... (FWD, Really ?)
User avatar #49 to #46 - foxxywithpaws (12/08/2012) [-]
There's nothing wrong with front-wheel drive if you know what you're doing... but I do prefer the pre-FIAT Alfa Romeo's.
User avatar #50 to #49 - driverist (12/08/2012) [-]
Yeah but the Alfas were a bit overpowered at the time with the 3.2.

GTV6 and Giulia Sprint 1600 GTA ftw.
#51 to #50 - foxxywithpaws (12/08/2012) [-]
I don't care that it's a FIAT-era Alfa.
I don't care that it has FWD.
I don't care that it doesn't have a front differential.
I don't care that it has 250bhp absolutely raping the front axle.
I don't care that it will **** up your tires within a lap.
I don't care that it will fall apart within 3 years.

I want an Alfa Romeo 147 3.2 V6 24V GTA.
User avatar #96 to #93 - foxxywithpaws (12/08/2012) [-]
That means you like it, no?
User avatar #97 to #96 - xxxansweredxxx (12/08/2012) [-]
Yes. It's beautiful.
User avatar #102 to #97 - foxxywithpaws (12/08/2012) [-]
they're so sexy...
User avatar #106 to #102 - xxxansweredxxx (12/08/2012) [-]
I want it inside me.
User avatar #108 to #106 - foxxywithpaws (12/08/2012) [-]
I want to stick my dick in the exhaust
User avatar #110 to #108 - xxxansweredxxx (12/08/2012) [-]
I want to lick the clutch...with my butthole.
User avatar #112 to #110 - foxxywithpaws (12/08/2012) [-]
I want to rub my nipples on the leather interior
User avatar #114 to #112 - xxxansweredxxx (12/08/2012) [-]
I want to whisper sweet nothings into it's air vents. Then take it's gearshift all...the....way.....in....
User avatar #115 to #114 - foxxywithpaws (12/08/2012) [-]
L-let's just stop now... I'll develop carphilia otherwise
User avatar #116 to #115 - xxxansweredxxx (12/08/2012) [-]
Right.....Gotcha....
#70 to #51 - mrskyler (12/08/2012) [-]
ME LIKEY
ME LIKEY
User avatar #72 to #70 - foxxywithpaws (12/08/2012) [-]
I see something I like too.
User avatar #52 to #51 - driverist (12/08/2012) [-]
I get the appeal.

I'll just stick with a Civic Type-R from the same era.
#53 to #52 - foxxywithpaws (12/08/2012) [-]
I thought I loved you, but it was all a lie...
User avatar #54 to #53 - driverist (12/08/2012) [-]
we don't have access to all the cool hot hatches from Europe over here in Canada. No M├ęgane RS, No Focus RS, No 147 GTA, no Civic Type-R, no Vauxhall/Opel Astra VXR, nothing...

So I'll have to do with the closest I could find : 2002 Civic Si/SiR based on the european hatchback.
User avatar #55 to #54 - foxxywithpaws (12/08/2012) [-]
Well in that case you have my sympathy. Next year I'm gonna look for a Golf Mk1 1.5 or GTI, depending on my budget. They're the coolest Hot Hatches ever.
Audi technology and Italian design, it's the perfect car. :3
#24 to #20 - DrGordon (12/08/2012) [-]
I didn't quite catch that either.
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