Tuning Done Right

a farting penis

Just imagine..

my dick whistled once when i started to pee

It's a showcar, ofcourse it's tacky! =D

Spee

You magnificent bastard!

Unless... ya know... you're this guy...

youtu.be/tmL8iSH2WaM

I've lived around muscle car fanatics my whole life... infact, im in the process of doing a V8 swap on my S10.... but seriously, Muscle car bigots annoy the fuck out of me... About anything can be fast, pending what youre willing to do with it.

It was a joke. But I agree. I have seen (on youtube) a small civic beat a viper. It is possible. It just bothers the hell out of me when I see SOOOOO many people with these stock civics with an exhaust tip or glasspack and think it's the fastest thing in the world. I drive a Dodge Durango Hemi, and there was this case of this guy in a civic that almost hit me. At the red light, I rolled down my window and told him "you almost just fucking hit me bitch". He didn't say anything. And when the light turned green, he flipped me off and hit the gas. I caught up to him so fast, pulled up next to him going 80 MPH and climbing and told him "pull over. I'll beat your ass!" He looked all scared and seemed surprised I caught up. It just pisses me off these people watch movies and think their bucket is soooo fast. But I will give props to the people who actually fix their "tuners" up correctly.

See, its the people that dont understand the difference between RICE and just dumbasses who think their car is fast...

Race
Inspired
Cosmetic
Enhancement

Tuners and Ricers dont have to be the same thing... its the dumbasses like you had to deal with though, that give a bad name to both....

Pic related, its my old Celica... sold a while back, but it was bone stock, and I just drove it because it looked alot better than the tank of a Grand Prix i drove before it...

I learned something new today. Thank you my good man.

i thought they were called RICE-burners because they were asian

Yea. Well, where I live, there are a ton of "Ricers" that thinks their car is a "Tuner". At least 9 out of 10 of them. Pic is simular to mine, but I have 22 inch wheels. Same color too. For some reason, if a little ricer pulls up to me, they start revving up their engine to me (I'm thinking because I'm young too), but I grew out of all that racing around stuff when I was 18.....

People did the same shit to me... Mine was even the GT with the 2.1 in it... (the larger of all their engines... i believe the other was the 1.8) and that thing was still pretty damn slow... I just never acknowledged that they were even there, when people did shit like that... The wheels didnt help though, either... But i bought the car with those on it.

It was pretty bad when i first brought it home... (But i bought it for only $800 too... EVERYTHING worked and it ran fine... power windows, locks, mirrors, sunroof... heat/AC... )

I absolutely love it when shitty ricers fags try to show off to me at a red light. And then the light changes and when the clutch drops, the bullshit stops.

Thats all fine and good, but i hate that body style of Camaro... I've yet to see somebody get one to do the 1/4 mile faster than 14sec... which is pretty goddamn slow...

I have a 1982 S10 in the middle of a V8 swap, getting a 400 sbc.... We have a '68 camaro in our garage, mid-restore/build for drag racing... and our '71 Chevy pickup, Ol' Blue, runs the quarter in just under 13sec at roughly 105mph (also a 400sbc).... That old truck will shut anybody up... (Pretty damn impressive for being a full sized, old, longbed pickup)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX8_SvMgkKI
(check other uploads for more of the truck)

Its a 94 but i put a 02 front clip on it. And for being slow you just havent seen the ones that are done well. There are a lot of 500-900 hp Camaros where I'm from that can run 10s easy

That's a good deal. Especially if it ran great. I had just bought an 05 Kia Rio (slowest piece of shit I ever owned) for $2500 with 70k miles. Because I drive 80 miles a day back and forth to work. I never thought I would buy a 4 cylinder, But I went from spending $100 a week in gas to $45 a week. That's the only thing I like about 4 cylinders.....

The only thing wrong with it was a small oil leak in the timing cover, because the gasket had worked its way out a little... was a real slow drip, so i just put 20-50 racing oil in it <_<... Couldnt have been fixed without pulling the engine anyways, NO FREAKING WAY to get to that timing shit without pulling it.

Also when it was driven a long distance and the tranny started heating up, it started to slip a little... but nothing bad.

Do these have the rotary engines too? Are are those the RX7s?

Lol nah, it was just a 4cylinder, Mazda's RX7's and RX8's are the Wankel Rotary engines

Celicas are Toyota

looks like an s13, is it RWD?

s13? The hell are you talking about?... Celicas never came in just rear wheel drive anyways, they were only front or all-wheel. Mine was front wheel. (I also dont think the 2.1's ever came in all wheel)

silvia s13? does it not resemble it?

Uhhh no. Silvias are from Nissan... Celicas are Toyota...

no shit, i said 'looks like', you need to stop looking at every comment like its an argument, i was just saying that it looked like one

What year is it?

My durango?

yes

2004. The first of the "newer" model

I've been using the internet for years and I'm still trying to wrap my head around the whole "dragons fucking cars" thing.

Agreed. I've seen all sorts of shit here on the interwebz. But, Dragons fucking cars? Jesus Christ....

You ain't seen nothin' yet.

execpt tt not carbon monoixde. i'ts a nitrous purge outlet tht he put in the doors

I'm willing to bet that, that purge spot right there, isnt even nitrous... Running a line safely through the door, when it opens/closes, and not getting the line pinched or fucked up in any way is just kinda risky.... I'm betting its a CO2 purge... of the CryO2 variety...

Worst comes to worst, you'll have a whole load of laughing people.

that's nitrous oxide, i don't think it puts that out

The only difference between automotive nitrous and medical nitrous is a small sulfur additive in automotive nitrous so you can't breath it (without ya know... getting fucked up, and not in a good way...) .... medical nitrous is also illegal to have or obtain... But either one will run just fine in a vehicle.

Also, fun fact, nitrous isn't flammable.

my bad, as the guy above just pointed out, there are problems with the lines getting pinched etc.
However, a high number of purges are directly from the Nitrous tanks.

True, but they're generally from the cowl or front fender of the vehicle, where the mounting point wont be moved or removed for any small reason. That way youre not having to dick with the lines everytime you even touch the car....

Yep, that's what I was trying to say, but I have mega brain fog. :L

that car would barely run if that was the exhaust.

Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me.

God that movie made me sad.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a riced out car

Still a Supra..

how easily could you accidentally fuck up a stunt like that?

Right, you have to tune the system, but you're modding the car. Calling this impressive tuning is like calling a marathon impressive breathing. Yes, there was some pretty intense breathing involved, but it's not really the feat we're looking at.

Its done ..
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/cars-channel

Well, I'm actually cooking rice now :3

Asians incoming

smells like it's burning.

Can't talk for the rest of the world but in 'Murica "rice" is just a term slapped onto nearly anything that is of asian origin or designed in the manner of asian styles(i.e. Rice Rocket refers to an asian motorcycle[hondas, suzukis, yamahas] and a ricer could refer to the driver who prefers asian imports or the car that is asian or decorated in the style of asian performance vehicles/show cars).

RICE= Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancment

I agree with you Anon, for once you are not a flaming homo. This shit is what pisses me off the most. Here it goes: Shitty paint-job, non-function roof scoop, POS wing, and vented side-skirts. None of this is functional, at all.

I don't think the performace was his top priority

hes right you know...this is coming from a muscle car fanatic however

Still a Supra...

dude shut up, this is a great piece of automotive art work. I'm a muscle car fanatic and even I admit this is an awesome fucking car. Not just in its looks but in it's creativity.