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    #285 - dubslao
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    >I was in middle school, around 8th grade, and my math teacher was a total ass.    
>Decides to team up with science teacher to be the biggest ass times a million   
>******* impossible question.   
>John has 10 apples. Julia takes one away. Calculate the mass of the sun   
>Major test coming up. Whoever gets it gets a solid 100% with a lot of bonus points   
>Whoever gets it wrong or doesn't get it gets a sold 0%   
>lolihavenoideawhatimdoing.jpg   
>Get out a piece of paper and write down my answer.   
>John has 9 apples now. Calculate how many grams an apple weighs then how many grams the earth weighs. Divide the earth's weight by the weight of the apple. The sun is about 1,300,000 times the size of the sun. Multiply the quotient of the previous problem by 1,300,000 million.   
>Get some bull shizzle answer.   
>lolihavenoideawhatimdoing.jpg   
>Hand it in   
>teachers stare with their jaws open   
>Get a copy of the future test out of a drawer in desk   
>Write something on it   
>Hand it to me   
>115%   
>*******************   
   
And that's how I became the smartest kid in school by solving an impossible question with some bull shizzle.
    >I was in middle school, around 8th grade, and my math teacher was a total ass.
    >Decides to team up with science teacher to be the biggest ass times a million
    >******* impossible question.
    >John has 10 apples. Julia takes one away. Calculate the mass of the sun
    >Major test coming up. Whoever gets it gets a solid 100% with a lot of bonus points
    >Whoever gets it wrong or doesn't get it gets a sold 0%
    >lolihavenoideawhatimdoing.jpg
    >Get out a piece of paper and write down my answer.
    >John has 9 apples now. Calculate how many grams an apple weighs then how many grams the earth weighs. Divide the earth's weight by the weight of the apple. The sun is about 1,300,000 times the size of the sun. Multiply the quotient of the previous problem by 1,300,000 million.
    >Get some bull shizzle answer.
    >lolihavenoideawhatimdoing.jpg
    >Hand it in
    >teachers stare with their jaws open
    >Get a copy of the future test out of a drawer in desk
    >Write something on it
    >Hand it to me
    >115%
    >*******************

    And that's how I became the smartest kid in school by solving an impossible question with some bull shizzle.
    User avatar#314 to #285 - sissywoo
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    Anyone else smell something?

    Smells like ********....
    #309 to #285 - mrdrpage
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    Sure. *I* believe you...
    Sure. *I* believe you...
    #287 to #285 - joelrojano
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    "The sun is about 1,300,000 times the size of the sun."
    -Wut
    #289 to #287 - dubslao
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    Oh, yes, I meant earth.
    My due apologizies.
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