I lost.

Damn near got me.

Unless Brian's a fucking guy who was locked in a kitchen for years and mastered the arts of cooking and never met a woman in his life, his only way of contact with the outside world being the XBox, then that shit is UNACCEPTABLE!

i dont get it. why is everyone mad?

I bet it's the same guy.

Now that's some potent white knighting.

Give me back my name, you pacifistic, white-knighting cunt.

I lost...

I honestly just feel pity for him.

that last line....just wow...

as fuck

FUCKING PUSSY!

MUST ... CONTAIN... URGE... KILL.. MURDER ......

> 'tis an awesome thing to see!
>'tis



Fury of a thousand suns x532

'tis not such a bad word, son.

If it's used in older English, that's fine. But when people nowadays use it, it sounds like they think they're cute and uguu~ sampaii onichan

I just use it to type quicker..

Now you hurt my self esteem, you big meanie.

"'tis" has the same amount of characters as "this".

'tis isn't a substitute for "this." It replaces it's.

Still has the same amount of characters.

This is true.

Well then...

So typing 'tis is faster than typing it's...

Seems legit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

tis requires less hand motions, i'd say.

I... I had no idea I offended you... Oh God....



What have I become?

Beta as fuck.

lol, go read a psychology book, really

it might be based on greek letters but that doesn't mean you can just stick a random greek letter in there and say it's level of manliness. no, alphamales and betamales are well documented in nature and are actual scientific phenomena. 'omegas' are not a thing.

I didn't randomly stick a Greek letter in, really
I have proof that I am right in the form of a comment to my original post, really
Your right, "Omegas" are not a thing, never said they were, really
And why would I read a psychology book when I am right? surely you should read one considering regardless of red thumbs and prejudices I have more proof than you. Oh and any random assbutt can see the sea of red thumbs I am currently sailing in and hate comment, really. Nice try kid... but you just brain farted :/

What the fuck is this

*What the fuck is 'tis

It is. Irish people use it (usually mocking stereotypical representations of us in movies)

i don't have a problem with cooking, i actually like it, since i am able to make pretty good stuff, and my gf sucks horribly at making food

You and me both. How the hell is there anything feminine about cooking? It involves knives, dead things and fire.

i know right, i tried cooking a squirrel a friend killed once, smelled like shit and was sriff as a rock, threw it to the trash after skinning it

i cringed a little...

I'm not mad, I'm disappointed
Such a poor submissive man...