Men are simple

fixed

Fixed.

And who wears a baseball cap to bed? Seriously?

Whenever a woman has asked me what I'm thinking there have been three categories of what comes to mind: number 1, whatever I was thinking a moment ago is gone and I just sit there like a moron trying to remember it; number 2, something I'd never tell the woman (like in this comic); or number 3 which is the most common for me, something so mind-numbingly pointless that I'd never want to tell a woman I was thinking of. One time I'd been laying with a girl in silence for about 5 minutes, she turns to me and asks "What chu thinking about?"; I'd been spending the last 5 minutes imagining what life would be like if nobody had ever perfected the ring pulls on cans. You'd sit down to eat a tin of soup and find that you had no clean knives, so you'd bash it with a spoon until a hole broke in it and pour it into a bowl. Children all across the world would want to drink cans of coke at school, but would need a knife to get it open; many schools would not allow knives to be brought in by children, so the children would smash the can against a wall until a hole broke in it; of course the force from smashing it against the wall repeatedly would cause the drink to fizz up and children's clothes would get coke stains on them constantly due to the lack of proper can-opening systems.

I must be the only guy who doesnt find the thought of getting in bed with multiple girls attractive. You're not going to be having sex with all of them you only have one penis unless one butt fucks you with a dildo, I dont want my girlfriend getting it on with another girl just like I wouldnt want her with another guy, sex to me should be with one person you care about not some whores along with your whore girlfriend.

Women are bullshit.

Why is he wearing a hat in bed?

what has internet done to me

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3-10 raiders

Funniest joke ever...Eagles post season games. Oh man that was good.

"But MOOOM, Paul's parents let him wear his lucky hat to bed"

who the fuck wheres a hat in bed

Implying Eagles will actually reach post-season

>2012

>Eagles playoff hopes

>ISHYGDDT