Death by Snoo Snoo. Dem titties (are gross).. Woman attempted to murder boyfriend with DD breasts By Elect. Hay 23. 2012 in Crime . is E, C E comm ants tktrq. ,
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Death by Snoo Snoo

Dem titties (are gross).

Woman attempted to murder
boyfriend with DD breasts
By Elect.
Hay 23. 2012 in Crime . is
E, C E comm ants
tktrq. ,
Lima - A German woman is accused or
using her Breasts as deadly weapons =
literally. as her boyfriend says she admits to
trying to suffocate him during sex.
I couldn' t Breathe any more, I must have
turned blue. I couldn' t tear myself tree and I
thought was going to die " Tim Schmidt
E a German court. canceling an madam
in May with his girlfriend Hansen.
according to the Dairy
Schmidt. who weighs about mo pounds.
says he and his were haying sex when the woman allegedly tried to
suffocate him to death using her = assets. The Frankilla Hansen. who boasts
a 38 doublets bra size, is with 'attempted murder with a deadly weapon-’ Tim
Schmidt. a lawyer claims that his girlfriend of tour years was on top at him when the
alleged crime toot: place. “She was sitting on me halted and I was tossing her breasts.
Suddenly she grabbed my head and pushed me between her breasts with all of her
tome ., Tim Schmidt claims
The German lawyer says with his last bit bl strength he was able to free hammett and run
tor help: halted and desperate schmidt Malty reached the home of a neighbor and asked
the man to can the police.
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#8 - iamsammich (12/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
MFW 123 pounds
MFW 123 pounds
User avatar #4 - sophieleigh (12/07/2012) [-]
38 DD and 123 pounds. seems legit.
#10 - waffies ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
Unless her torso is that of a stick figure behind those breasts, something is janky here.
User avatar #11 - somekornchick (12/08/2012) [-]
death by snu snu.
User avatar #1 - krasisisback (12/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
wish wish wish. your telling me she only ways 123lbs? I think there must have been a typo somewhere.
#16 - BobbyMcFerrin (12/08/2012) [-]
>be me studying abroad in europe this semester
>bring home 7/10 german chick with massive knockers
>her name is franziska, I **** you not
>she's riding me so hard I swear she wants to destroy my bed
>she grabs my neck and starts choking me
>I decide I have two options, stop her and make it weird, or let her continue
>let it happen
>finally lets me go
>ishouldntbealive.wav
>mfw I see this content about 2 months later
#12 - salsawin ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
#17 - kikosa (12/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
faker then.... my penis
#15 - newall (12/08/2012) [-]
those are not DD's on that woman in the picture...
User avatar #14 - thedarkdefender (12/08/2012) [-]
I hope I leave the world that way
User avatar #21 - wgtb (12/08/2012) [-]
i wouldnt fight that
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