Obamtin. .. Not fact: This woman is named Yingluck Shinawatra, she is the prime minister of Thailand. She is 45 years old and went to Kentucky State University. Mrs. Shinaw
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#63 - Apes (12/08/2012) [-]
Not fact:

This woman is named Yingluck Shinawatra, she is the prime minister of Thailand. She is 45 years old and went to Kentucky State University. Mrs. Shinawatra was the CEO for Thailands largest mobile phone service provider, AIS.

Recently, in a public statement, she said "Obama o' tall, big feet rike kangaroo, I'd rooooove to ride his big black cock".

Just after the statements, she broke out an electric guitar, played master of puppets at 440bpm and smashed the guitar against her own head as flaming horns sprouted from her skull. Despite the guitar being completely obliterated, the music continued. One could only suspect the unholiest of reasons. She slid on her knees, fists clenched, yelling at the top of her lungs, staring into the skies as she summoned dark clouds and lightning. A bolt of lightning struck the Earth, she lassoed it with her flaming lariat. The ground shook as she attempted to tame the electron beast. Beaten, the bolt allowed the prime minister to mount. Two massive hands appeared in the sky. The hands grasped onto the clouds, and parted them like Moses parted the sea. A ray of sun shot through the gap where an older, white-bearded man appeared. He spoke, "I am Zeus, God of the skies".

Someone else finish the story.
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#114 to #63 - feelythefeel (12/08/2012) [-]
Then I ask her to sleep with me.
#118 to #63 - dannahammas (12/08/2012) [-]
i like this.
User avatar #121 to #63 - zombifier (12/08/2012) [-]
you should work for The Onion
#77 to #63 - cosmefulanito (12/08/2012) [-]
Cool story bro.jpg
User avatar #98 to #63 - letmetellyouastory (12/08/2012) [-]
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're telling me she's 45?
#87 to #63 - puredeliciousness (12/08/2012) [-]
---> After you tell me this story. That was 			*******		 epic!
---> After you tell me this story. That was ******* epic!
User avatar #78 to #63 - theugandanhero (12/08/2012) [-]
Sounds like it came from The Onion
#97 to #63 - kampi (12/08/2012) [-]
I'm still stuck at "45 years old"...
#101 to #63 - mrdth (12/08/2012) [-]
I wanna hear the end, but i want you to write it!!
#65 to #63 - lieothelion (12/08/2012) [-]
Greatest story EVER.
#5 - toomuchmonster (12/08/2012) [-]
When i saw Thailand's prime minister
#12 - jalthelas (12/08/2012) [-]
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#94 - odio (12/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #102 to #94 - bananarchy (12/08/2012) [-]
Holy **** that is so ******* spooky
User avatar #113 to #94 - SognaVetr ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
Looks like some kind of contemporary art work. But imagine if people rediscover this in a thousand year or so.
#115 to #113 - odio (12/08/2012) [-]
their face when they do
#122 to #94 - thefasrdog (12/08/2012) [-]
Underwater angles...well were 			******		.
Underwater angles...well were ****** .
#99 to #94 - John Cena (12/08/2012) [-]
Weeping angels underwater? Thanks for ruining the ocean.
#46 - realfunnybro (12/08/2012) [-]
she wants the D
User avatar #66 to #46 - BossTamsy (12/08/2012) [-]
But she's Asian, and therefor must be given the A
#70 to #46 - clownsplosion (12/08/2012) [-]
Here you go miss
#48 - sammyjankiis (12/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #116 to #48 - huskycreeper (12/08/2012) [-]
Lol i love songifies.
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#96 to #86 - gladiuss (12/08/2012) [-]
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#103 - savyx (12/08/2012) [-]
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#22 - waffies (12/08/2012) [-]
"She dumped me"
"She dumped me"
User avatar #1 - thefasrdog (12/07/2012) [-]
Who is she an ambassador? She pretty hot.
User avatar #8 to #1 - jimmyprice (12/08/2012) [-]
that's Michelle Obama
User avatar #2 to #1 - thewellhungarian (12/07/2012) [-]
See, I don't find Asians that attractive. Different strokes for different folks though!!
User avatar #3 to #1 - saturous (12/07/2012) [-]
shes the prime minister of thailand.. so she might be a he, you never know
User avatar #4 to #3 - thefasrdog (12/08/2012) [-]
Jesus,Shes 45. Its true what they say about Asians...
User avatar #6 to #4 - disturbedfan (12/08/2012) [-]
Then... MENOPAUSE
User avatar #80 to #6 - failtolawl ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
Working at a Thai restaurant, there is a 40 year old, and a 50 year old. they look 30 years apart.
User avatar #123 to #80 - curtkobain (12/08/2012) [-]
once they hit like 50. That's when they get ****** . They start becoming those little old asian ladies.
User avatar #10 to #4 - sonsofsol (12/08/2012) [-]
You have got to be ******** me. Well I knew there was a reason I liked asian chicks
User avatar #24 to #3 - curtkobain (12/08/2012) [-]
i'd still **** her
#61 - nyxeos (12/08/2012) [-]
Michael Obama?
Michael Obama?
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#47 - jldragon (12/08/2012) [-]
Dat Clinton
#7 - defeats (12/08/2012) [-]
When the cameras are gone and he knows how mad he made his wife.   
   
(I'm aware that it's all a joke, go away any pretentious smart arses.)
When the cameras are gone and he knows how mad he made his wife.

(I'm aware that it's all a joke, go away any pretentious smart arses.)
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