Future Fortune Teller. . My sister asked where Nicaragua was, I said, "Central G America" She said, Oh Stl near" Kansas?” I see a pole and body glitter in her mm.
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Future Fortune Teller

My sister asked where Nicaragua
was, I said, "Central G
America" She said,
Oh Stl near"
Kansas?” I see a
pole and body
glitter in her mm.
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#9 - amandatoddd **User deleted account** (12/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#14 - deathrinderalta (12/08/2012) [-]
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#20 - koothrapali (12/08/2012) [+] (10 replies)
MFW I'm Nicaraguan



MFW I have no face
#3 - Abaddon (12/07/2012) [-]
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#39 - bluedwarf (12/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
At lesat she'll have it nice and classy
#29 - thatsmrnoob (12/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i remember in my elementary school we had to present stuff about ourselves i told eveyone i was from Honduras and some dumb kid said "what part of mexico is that?"
i remember in my elementary school we had to present stuff about ourselves i told eveyone i was from Honduras and some dumb kid said "what part of mexico is that?"
#2 - horneteye (12/07/2012) [-]
i saw the cows future
i saw the cows future
#11 - phanact (12/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
But I thought Nowhere was the center of Kansas

It said so in courage the cowardly dog
#30 - triggathepirate (12/08/2012) [-]
MFW I finally got it.
MFW I finally got it.
#41 - antigravitycake (12/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
immediately thought of this
#1 - flesheater ONLINE (12/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#4 to #1 - luluQ (12/07/2012) [-]
OMG !!!
User avatar #23 - apatheticdemon **User deleted account** (12/08/2012) [+] (12 replies)
I hate to break it to you, but most Americans are extremely poor at geography.
#33 to #26 - youxbarstard (12/08/2012) [-]
**youxbarstard rolled a random image posted in comment #239 at Meet a black guy! **

The rest of the world can survive without you.
MFW anus is prepared
User avatar #5 - danster (12/07/2012) [-]
My sister will become a stripper because no one wants to educate her.
#49 - nyxeos (12/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>I'm from southern Ontario, visiting family friends in northern Ontario when I was about 12   
>Hanging out with girl closest to my age, 18 year old headed off to college in a few months.   
>Mention how it's a lot warmer in my hometown   
>She asks, "Oh so it's warmer down south?"   
>Me: "Umm... ya haha. Ya know, closer to the equator and all that."   
>Her: "What's the equator?"   
<Mfw I had to explain what and where the equator is O.O
>I'm from southern Ontario, visiting family friends in northern Ontario when I was about 12
>Hanging out with girl closest to my age, 18 year old headed off to college in a few months.
>Mention how it's a lot warmer in my hometown
>She asks, "Oh so it's warmer down south?"
>Me: "Umm... ya haha. Ya know, closer to the equator and all that."
>Her: "What's the equator?"
<Mfw I had to explain what and where the equator is O.O
#10 - senglish (12/08/2012) [-]
NIce Card?
#40 - clockworkhearts (12/08/2012) [+] (5 replies)
To be fair, Kansas is in the center of America. It's an honest mistake.


Pic related, Kansas.
#46 to #40 - nephritho ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
This image has expired
not sure if troll
or stupid
User avatar #42 - schmuxy (12/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Ok, so let me get this straight.

You think, nay, proclaim, that your sister, who could be less than 5, is going to grow up to be a prostitute simply because she thought that 'Central America' refered to 'the center of America'?

Fuck you.
#53 to #42 - feelythefeel (12/08/2012) [-]
She could just as easily be in her teens.
She could just as easily be in her teens.
#25 - N. Korean citizen (12/08/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Yes, because knowing the location of a country will be super important right? knowing were Nicaragua is is gunna come up in a job interview all the time I'm sure.
User avatar #28 to #25 - Blackyy (12/08/2012) [-]
Nope but saying that America is a country is kinda wrong.
I am pretty sure she would be good at flipping burgers and it is a job so she is alright.
#31 - mrfartypants (12/08/2012) [-]
"i mean it could be anywhere!"
#19 - FuckYourSofa (12/08/2012) [-]
One time, I told a girl that my dad was born in South America and she said "You mean, like L.A." L.A.= Los Angeles, for those of you who don't know.
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