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Wendy -
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed
to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the
plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that
Captain Harvey has asked me to announce that he' ll be landing the big scary
plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would
be super.," Em his trip back up the aisle. he noticed this and
rather Arabic looking woman hadn' t moved a moxie. "Perhaps you didn' t
hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your drazy-
poo, so the main man can us on the grou rid." She calmly turned her
head and said, ''In my country, l am called a Princess and] take orders from
no one." To which (t swear} the flight attendant replied, without missing a
beat, "Well, , in my country I' m called a Queen, so you.
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#1 - Eralfnoez (12/07/2012) [-]
you glorious fruity bastard
you glorious fruity bastard
User avatar #2 - dipshitz (12/07/2012) [+] (9 replies)
I hate gay people
#5 to #2 - blankets (12/08/2012) [-]
they hate you too
#10 - codfourmotherfkers (12/08/2012) [-]
Read it in his voice
#33 - ReturnDarkKnight (12/08/2012) [+] (12 replies)
Who's voice ran through your head as you read along?
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#15 - tunnell ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
sounded better when the joke read "tray-up bitch"
User avatar #52 - Lilstow (12/08/2012) [+] (19 replies)
this bitch is a ******* liar.
i've heard this joke before.
attention whore.
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#21 - cadaverbox (12/08/2012) [+] (16 replies)
This story is blatantly false, but if it's true, I HATE people like this.
Those flamboyant faggots who just loooooove to flaunt the fact that they're gay like some pathetic cry for attention. "Look at me! I'm gay! I'm so queer! Everyone stop what you're doing and look at how gay I am! I'm talking with a lisp and using stereotypical gay sass!" They play into the stereotype like a goddamn minstrel show. Some people don't care about a person's orientation. They'd rather just not even think about it or approach the subject. And when you shove that **** into their face you're doing the same ******* thing you accuse religious anti-gays of.

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#24 to #21 - ikezawahanako (12/08/2012) [-]
W-woop. Hear t-that?

The s-sound of n-nobody caring.
#16 - WhattheNorris (12/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Bitch I'm fabulous
Bitch I'm fabulous
#11 - SirSheepy ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
le totally true story bro
User avatar #3 - kinglobster (12/08/2012) [-]
too bad that never happened to wendy
#23 - Fgner (12/08/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I'm sorry, but there is a point where someone is homosexual.
And then there is the point they just because ******* faggot assholes.

Really? Was all that ******* necessary? Couldn't have just, you know, followed the standard script? Why the living, flying **** , do some people need to show off how ******* gay they are by talking like this? It's not ******* cute, it's not ******* amusing, it's ******* annoying. I would've complained to the airline that he made me extremely uncomfortable.
And princesses tend to be pretty important customers and a pretty good way to cause tension between countries. Way to make her first experience in [country] being attacked by a flaming asshole who can't see that 1) her culture most likely doesn't tolerate homosexuality, so he was making her uncomfortable 2) she's a ******* V.I.P. and 3) That was just a huge dick move.

Don't get me wrong, one of my (ex) best friends was gay, I'm fine with gay people, they are usually pretty cool and nice. But sweet jesus do faggots piss me off.

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User avatar #22 - Dakafal ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
........I've been on the internet too long. This joke is years old.
User avatar #84 - madjackwack (12/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
if she was an arab that wouldn't really make sense, women are treated like ***** in the middle east.
#79 - anonymous (12/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Those damn terrorists. She was probably trying to blow up the plane.
#19 - anonymous (12/08/2012) [-]
It's funny how many people have experienced this same exact scenario.....hmmmmm.....
User avatar #13 - LungsOfThunder (12/08/2012) [-]
the entire time i was reading this the image of dave grohl as a flight attendant in the music video learn to fly would not leave my head
#7 - anonymous (12/08/2012) [-]
i swear that everyone gets that same flight attendant and that same bitchy arabic woman. huh. weird.
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