Gay. . Wendy - My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As th Gay Wendy - My flight was being served by an obviously gay attendant who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he us food and drinks As th
Upload
Login or register

Gay

Click to block a category:GamingPoliticsNewsComicsAnimeOther
Wendy -
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed
to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the
plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that
Captain Harvey has asked me to announce that he' ll be landing the big scary
plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would
be super.," Em his trip back up the aisle. he noticed this and
rather Arabic looking woman hadn' t moved a moxie. "Perhaps you didn' t
hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your drazy-
poo, so the main man can us on the grou rid." She calmly turned her
head and said, ''In my country, l am called a Princess and] take orders from
no one." To which (t swear} the flight attendant replied, without missing a
beat, "Well, , in my country I' m called a Queen, so you.
Tray- u p l
Unlike - Comment . E hours ago - ©
sh You and 13 others like this.
View all 16 comments
ital; Orlando -.
about an hour ago r Like
1 ' June - LDL .ha. wwould have loved to have seen that
29 minutes ago v Like
Write a comment-..
...
+754
Views: 26219 Submitted: 12/07/2012
Hide Comments
Leave a comment Refresh Comments (86)
[ 86 comments ]
> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#1 - Eralfnoez
Reply +33 123456789123345869
(12/07/2012) [-]
you glorious fruity bastard
you glorious fruity bastard
User avatar #2 - dipshitz
Reply -62 123456789123345869
(12/07/2012) [-]
I hate gay people
User avatar #85 to #2 - kampi
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
I love gay people.
No homo.
User avatar #14 to #2 - trollins
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
Do you hate their attitudes, or the fact that they're gay?
#8 to #2 - amandatoddd **User deleted account**
+5 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
#6 to #2 - xnotcreative
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
May I ask why?
User avatar #17 to #2 - bokkos
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
Well guess who gets to suck on a dick sandwich then?
#18 to #2 - Spikeydeath
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
Meh, they are straight guys with an itchin that only a dick can satisfy
#9 to #2 - waffies
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
your childhood must have been fun
#4 to #2 - iron **User deleted account**
+13 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
#5 to #2 - blankets
Reply +30 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
they hate you too
#10 - codfourmotherfkers
Reply +18 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
Read it in his voice
#33 - ReturnDarkKnight
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
Who's voice ran through your head as you read along?
Leeron - Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
User avatar #40 to #33 - rhiaanor
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
I....
YOU BE QUIET! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
#43 to #40 - ReturnDarkKnight
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
OH, SO YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME NOW, IS THAT IT? WELL I WON'T STAND IT. COME ON, BRO FITE ME IRL
OH, SO YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME NOW, IS THAT IT? WELL I WON'T STAND IT. COME ON, BRO FITE ME IRL
User avatar #44 to #33 - dovahsix
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
I did
User avatar #46 to #33 - skatepimp
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
Why the **** did you guess that spot on.
Leave me alone I'm going to fap in like 10 min.
User avatar #47 to #33 - thedarkestrogue
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
Nope. As I have not yet watched Gurren Lagann.
Should I?
User avatar #48 to #47 - ReturnDarkKnight
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
You should. It's amazing.
#50 to #33 - anon id: bb4a8694
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
You cheeky dickwaffle...a thumb for you.
#72 to #33 - thatnerdyguy
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
Well it was Big gay Al, but I like Leeron more, so I'm gonna use him as my gay-voice now.
#74 to #33 - Tyranitar
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
These two
#89 to #33 - leeron
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
my own voice
my own voice
#58 to #33 - slipperyjoe
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
Mine was Bon Clay oddly enough.
#51 to #33 - mcderfenschmirt
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
That's my go-to internal gay guy voice.
#15 - tunnell
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
sounded better when the joke read "tray-up bitch"
#64 - headhunternl
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #52 - Lilstow
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
this bitch is a ******* liar.
i've heard this joke before.
attention whore.
User avatar #61 to #52 - slyve
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
So everyone who ever told a joke, based on an event he didn't personally experience is an attention whore?

Don't get me wrong, i hate attention whores just as much as the next guy, but i don't think that telling a joke, or posting it to FB, actually counts as attention whoring.
User avatar #66 to #61 - Lilstow
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
This person didn't tell a joke, they told a joke as if it was THEIR OWN LIFE EXPERIENCE.
How do you know see the attention whoring in this?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lilstow
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
let me reiterate, the person said: "my flight was being served..."
there was no indication that this did not happen to them, and they specifically said that it happened to them.
User avatar #69 to #67 - slyve
Reply -5 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
Are you seriously using proxies to thumb yourself up and everyone else down? That has to be one of the most pathetic things i have ever witnessed on this site. Ever.
User avatar #70 to #69 - Lilstow
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
can't sleep. 5 am. bored. feel like doing something tedious.
frankly, kim jong has said theres no rules against it if you're willing to go through the effort, so why not abuse power if i feel i can?
suck it faggot!
umadbro?
User avatar #71 to #70 - slyve
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
Not at all. It's like watching a retard day care center, they are just so helpless you just can't be mad at them no matter what they do. It's kinda cute that you think you are making a point here. Just do what you have to do to make yourself feel better.
#81 to #71 - killerofcows
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
your the one being retarded, listow was right from the start
User avatar #82 to #81 - slyve
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
You guys are far too late to join in on this failed troll attempt. Also he said he used proxies himself
User avatar #76 to #71 - Lilstow
Reply -5 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
k have fun with that.
User avatar #77 to #69 - enorus
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
Nope, you're just an idiot.
#78 to #77 - slyve
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #68 to #66 - slyve
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
People do that on FJ and other sites all the time. A whole lot of stories are just written in that perspective.

It doesn't automatically mean they tried to pass it off as a personal experience. They just shared a story written that way.
#54 to #52 - Blackyy **User deleted account**
+3 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #55 to #54 - Lilstow
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
Hold of on your philosophical/psychotic nonsense for a moment.
she took a joke... alright?
that somebody wrote... getting me?
and tried to play it off...
as one of her own life experiences.
Honestly i can't ******* stand people like this. Who the **** does that?
#56 to #55 - Blackyy **User deleted account**
+6 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #59 to #56 - Lilstow
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
thank you. now lets move on with our lives with just a little bit more hate in our hearts.
#60 to #59 - Blackyy **User deleted account**
+5 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #65 to #60 - Lilstow
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
thumbs down? well that isn't very nice.
lets see if i can't change that.
#62 to #59 - Blackyy **User deleted account**
-1 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
#21 - cadaverbox
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
This story is blatantly false, but if it's true, I HATE people like this.
Those flamboyant faggots who just loooooove to flaunt the fact that they're gay like some pathetic cry for attention. "Look at me! I'm gay! I'm so queer! Everyone stop what you're doing and look at how gay I am! I'm talking with a lisp and using stereotypical gay sass!" They play into the stereotype like a goddamn minstrel show. Some people don't care about a person's orientation. They'd rather just not even think about it or approach the subject. And when you shove that **** into their face you're doing the same ******* thing you accuse religious anti-gays of.

tl;dr: Super Mole Escape is free on the iOS store for one week only.
#73 to #21 - awesomanium
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#24 to #21 - ikezawahanako
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
W-woop. Hear t-that?

The s-sound of n-nobody caring.
#25 to #24 - cadaverbox
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
We meet again, Butthole Magoo.
#26 to #25 - ikezawahanako
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
D-D'aww.

T-That hurt m-my feelings.
#27 to #26 - cadaverbox
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
#28 to #27 - ikezawahanako
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
A'aw.

H-Have a cookie. <3
#29 to #28 - cadaverbox
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
nom
nom
#30 to #29 - ikezawahanako
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
nom
#32 to #30 - cadaverbox
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
nom nom nom
nom nom nom
#34 to #32 - ikezawahanako
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
brb-

working cookies off
#35 to #34 - cadaverbox
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
exercise = bleh
exercise = bleh
#36 to #35 - ikezawahanako
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
Work it offfffff
#37 to #36 - cadaverbox
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
brb not working it off
brb not working it off
#38 to #37 - ikezawahanako
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
you lazy ****
#39 to #38 - cadaverbox
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#45 to #25 - hanakoikezawa
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
Yo.
#16 - WhattheNorris
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
Bitch I'm fabulous
Bitch I'm fabulous
User avatar #20 to #16 - melonwaffle
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
http://www You need to login to view this link go to 0:03 to 0:07 and my reaction to this will be revealed.
User avatar #3 - kinglobster
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(12/08/2012) [-]
too bad that never happened to wendy