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Wendy -
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed
to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the
plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that
Captain Harvey has asked me to announce that he' ll be landing the big scary
plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would
be super.," Em his trip back up the aisle. he noticed this and
rather Arabic looking woman hadn' t moved a moxie. "Perhaps you didn' t
hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your drazy-
poo, so the main man can us on the grou rid." She calmly turned her
head and said, ''In my country, l am called a Princess and] take orders from
no one." To which (t swear} the flight attendant replied, without missing a
beat, "Well, , in my country I' m called a Queen, so you.
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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed
to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the
plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that
Captain Harvey has asked me to announce that he' ll be landing the big scary
plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would
be super.," Em his trip back up the aisle. he noticed this and
rather Arabic looking woman hadn' t moved a moxie. "Perhaps you didn' t
hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your drazy-
poo, so the main man can us on the grou rid." She calmly turned her
head and said, ''In my country, l am called a Princess and] take orders from
no one." To which (t swear} the flight attendant replied, without missing a
beat, "Well, , in my country I' m called a Queen, so you.
Tray- u p l
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#7
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N. Korean citizen (12/08/2012) [-]
i swear that everyone gets that same flight attendant and that same bitchy arabic woman. huh. weird.
#33
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ReturnDarkKnight (12/08/2012) [+]
(13 replies)
Who's voice ran through your head as you read along?
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#52
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Lilstow ONLINE (12/08/2012) [+]
(19 replies)
this bitch is a fucking liar.
i've heard this joke before.
attention whore.
i've heard this joke before.
attention whore.
#21
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cadaverbox (12/08/2012) [+]
(17 replies)
This story is blatantly false, but if it's true, I HATE people like this.
Those flamboyant faggots who just loooooove to flaunt the fact that they're gay like some pathetic cry for attention. "Look at me! I'm gay! I'm so queer! Everyone stop what you're doing and look at how gay I am! I'm talking with a lisp and using stereotypical gay sass!" They play into the stereotype like a goddamn minstrel show. Some people don't care about a person's orientation. They'd rather just not even think about it or approach the subject. And when you shove that shit into their face you're doing the same fucking thing you accuse religious anti-gays of.
tl;dr: Super Mole Escape is free on the iOS store for one week only.
Those flamboyant faggots who just loooooove to flaunt the fact that they're gay like some pathetic cry for attention. "Look at me! I'm gay! I'm so queer! Everyone stop what you're doing and look at how gay I am! I'm talking with a lisp and using stereotypical gay sass!" They play into the stereotype like a goddamn minstrel show. Some people don't care about a person's orientation. They'd rather just not even think about it or approach the subject. And when you shove that shit into their face you're doing the same fucking thing you accuse religious anti-gays of.
tl;dr: Super Mole Escape is free on the iOS store for one week only.
#23
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Fgner ONLINE (12/08/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
I'm sorry, but there is a point where someone is homosexual.
And then there is the point they just because fucking faggot assholes.
Really? Was all that fucking necessary? Couldn't have just, you know, followed the standard script? Why the living, flying fuck, do some people need to show off how fucking gay they are by talking like this? It's not fucking cute, it's not fucking amusing, it's fucking annoying. I would've complained to the airline that he made me extremely uncomfortable.
And princesses tend to be pretty important customers and a pretty good way to cause tension between countries. Way to make her first experience in [country] being attacked by a flaming asshole who can't see that 1) her culture most likely doesn't tolerate homosexuality, so he was making her uncomfortable 2) she's a fucking V.I.P. and 3) That was just a huge dick move.
Don't get me wrong, one of my (ex) best friends was gay, I'm fine with gay people, they are usually pretty cool and nice. But sweet jesus do faggots piss me off.
Pic related.
![I'm sorry, but there is a point where someone is homosexual.
And then there is the point they just because fucking faggot assholes.
Really? Was all that fucking necessary? Couldn't have just, you know, followed the standard script? Why the living, flying fuck, do some people need to show off how fucking gay they are by talking like this? It's not fucking cute, it's not fucking amusing, it's fucking annoying. I would've complained to the airline that he made me extremely uncomfortable.
And princesses tend to be pretty important customers and a pretty good way to cause tension between countries. Way to make her first experience in [country] being attacked by a flaming asshole who can't see that 1) her culture most likely doesn't tolerate homosexuality, so he was making her uncomfortable 2) she's a fucking V.I.P. and 3) That was just a huge dick move.
Don't get me wrong, one of my (ex) best friends was gay, I'm fine with gay people, they are usually pretty cool and nice. But sweet jesus do faggots piss me off.
Pic related.](http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/I+m+sorry+but+there+is+a+point+where+someone+is+_585d764844570b05550079eb9496839b.jpg)
And then there is the point they just because fucking faggot assholes.
Really? Was all that fucking necessary? Couldn't have just, you know, followed the standard script? Why the living, flying fuck, do some people need to show off how fucking gay they are by talking like this? It's not fucking cute, it's not fucking amusing, it's fucking annoying. I would've complained to the airline that he made me extremely uncomfortable.
And princesses tend to be pretty important customers and a pretty good way to cause tension between countries. Way to make her first experience in [country] being attacked by a flaming asshole who can't see that 1) her culture most likely doesn't tolerate homosexuality, so he was making her uncomfortable 2) she's a fucking V.I.P. and 3) That was just a huge dick move.
Don't get me wrong, one of my (ex) best friends was gay, I'm fine with gay people, they are usually pretty cool and nice. But sweet jesus do faggots piss me off.
Pic related.
#19
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N. Korean citizen (12/08/2012) [-]
It's funny how many people have experienced this same exact scenario.....hmmmmm.....
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madjackwack (12/08/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
if she was an arab that wouldn't really make sense, women are treated like shite in the middle east.
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N. Korean citizen (12/08/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Those damn terrorists. She was probably trying to blow up the plane.
