Second cumming. The J-Bird has been located.
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Second cumming

The J-Bird has been located

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Submitted: 12/07/2012
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#1 - coolcalx (12/07/2012) [+] (9 replies)
that's not wine, you're just seeing his jacket through the water
User avatar #18 - skulldan (12/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
people usually dont order a bottle of wine but a glass of wine, and most resteraunts leave a bottle of water on tables when you are seated. Its so obvious. also reposted but long enough ago
#22 to #18 - N. Korean citizen (12/08/2012) [-]
Thanks for explaing, for a seccond there I thought he was jesus.
#25 - makethingsworse ONLINE (12/08/2012) [+] (4 replies)
He's sitting alone...
#28 - WitchKingTroll (12/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Why do I always fucking cry when I see Keanu Reeves?
Why do I always fucking cry when I see Keanu Reeves?
#12 - ddylann ONLINE (12/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
i feel like the wine is just water with the dark jacket reflecting through it
User avatar #10 - landartheconqueror (12/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
well he DID play Neo...
User avatar #20 to #10 - madjackwack (12/08/2012) [-]
he IS neo.
#3 - N. Korean citizen (12/07/2012) [-]
whats so strange about ordering a bottle of water and a glass of wine?
User avatar #31 - Yesitsme (12/08/2012) [-]
Keanu has a truly fantastic beard pattern.

It spreads across his face in a very lion-esque way. I am jelly of his aesthetics.
User avatar #38 - lindi (12/10/2012) [-]
I have a feeling that it looks like that because it is clear and you can see his jacket but I am open to the idea that such a lovely man could be here to save us all from something or something...
User avatar #36 - desuforeverlulz (12/08/2012) [-]
I'm sure someone has pointed this out by now but waiters usually pour the wine at a fancy restaurant, and if you want more you ask for another glass.
#34 - camthepedobear (12/08/2012) [-]
Water in the bottle

Light refraction makes the colour of his jacket appear in the glass, but rest assured it is indeed water.
User avatar #30 - onceman (12/08/2012) [-]
Yeah I'm pretty sure if Jesus exists and there is a secod coming, it's Keanu Reeves he's so humble and generous.
User avatar #24 - campetersen (12/08/2012) [-]
OR it's just water in the glass and his brown coat makes it appear like wine...just a though.
User avatar #17 - darkslayertv (12/08/2012) [-]
This has been reposted more times then I've ran into Zubats in caves.
User avatar #16 - rbpwn (12/08/2012) [-]
>Saying it's his jacket
>Not realizing that it's a metal coat for the bottle
>ISHIGGYDIGGY
#4 - zeedler (12/07/2012) [-]
Theres a glass of water.

He just ordered water with his wine.
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