Whats so good about sex?

No OP, being born doesn't count.

you are doing something very wrong if your husband doesn't want to have sex with you

my husbands libido is waaaay below mine. im like SNOO SNOO! hes like "cant we cuddle?"

your husband sounds gay. no offense

dont worry. i thought he was gay too. he has his straight moments

Men that find women with crazy libidos seem to have a tendency to not, and it's really frustrating because THERE ARE ENOUGH GUYS WITH CRAZY LIBIDOS AND WE WAAAAANT IT

unfortunately it the opposite for me.

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don't look at me like that... i was just saying what was on my mind...

so let me get this straight. men with higher libidos usually end up with women that have little to no libido but men with low libidos get the freaky women in the bedroom.

whats wrong with this world.

either that, or every couple that has both parties with crazy libidos are to "busy" to talk about it

that's just how i feel...

i feel like that's true sometimes. don't get me wrong,i've had men who want it all the time (as men are portrayed in general...) but some of my steady boyfriends over the years have definitely had a lower libido than mine. unfair distribution right?
pic related

maybe, just maybe, the longer youre with a man, the lower the libido gets. THATS IT! MY HUSBAND IS GOING ON A PHEROMONE ONLY DIET UNTIL HE GETS HIS SEX DRIVE BACK

just put Viagra in his food

Same here buddy,, Same here. :\

GET THIS MAN SOME SEX PRONTO!

Let me help you with that.

giggidy.

can you help me too?

Erh... depends on your sexuality.

shhhh.... that doesnt matter ;)

You're right, sexuality doesn't matter... as long as there is sex.

hahahaha, i'm laughing so hard, 25% virgin here...

What?

that's just what i say to make my self not feel so bad....
I was in a 3some with my friend and her boyfriend, both of them pretty drunk, me -not liking alcohol- mostly sober

My friend suggests 3way, her bf is cool with it because he's drunk i'm like fuck yea
uhhh, i'll skip the long story and get to the part where her bf starts to get tired (no sex has happened yet, he's to drunk to get it up and she's to drunk to stop grining, so he goes to the couch (couch and bed both in my room) friend asks if it's ok if me and her keep going, he says yea, still drunk

start going to it, but right before i go in i notice that her bf is quitely crying (don't feel bad, they've broken up because he was kind of a dick) AND MY FUCKING CONCIENCE NOW OF ALL TIMES DECIDES TO KICK IN!

tell her that he's crying and she should go to him, i regreted it almost imediatly, but my fucking concience just haaad to have it his way

and that, was still a pretty long story

i actually feel sorry for you :/

yeah, my penis was not amused... my conscience was really in the dog house that night

if your penis was never in a vagina or butthole, you're a virgin. from this story, it sounds like nothing ever actually happened

yes, i left out most of what happened to get to my point, there was a lot leading up to and in the middle of what i put (also i think you missed my first line, i know i am indeed a virgin) but if you really must know, my penis was touching her vagina before i happened to look up and see her bf crying, that is how close it was (and no, you don't have to tell me it still doesn't count because i know, i just consider myself an "honorary" not virgin or something stupid like that)

This is funny junk

Thanks you Captain Obvious!

You are quite welcome asshole! Maybe you read my reply out of context fuckhead

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

danggit bobbeh! The boy aint right..

"No more vidya games!"

OFW

Well, is there any other way to do it?

i read "spacial" sneakers at first. i was pretty stoked there for a second

shh no more tears

A sgs2 is better than sex :c

congratulations, now bang her ;)

>MFW 18
>Never been kissed

show a pic of yourself and let us judge why you have not been kissed.

BAM

Check out this sexy muddafucka ladies!

I'll be honest, I'm surprised that you haven't. I mean you look like a pretty cool guy. But what I'm more pleasantly surprised about is seeing a black guy on FJ.

yeah you're handsome and your time will come ^.^

How large is your cock?

Damn right.

Yeah, your black.

his black what?

That was my face when i finally had sex with this chick yesterday, I'm 19

Don't listen to queenbee you have do diddle her butt before you can have sex!

15 here. Got my first one after dating this girl who I've known for 3 years, so 7th grade. Feelsgoodman.

Bring his own brand of funny

I didnt get it completely right, but sure.

THIS ISNT FUNNY IN ANY WAY

He wasn't saying it was funny. He said he was bringing his own brand of funny. He never said it was meant to be funny.

Really? I've never seen anyone complain about feel posts or factual posts.

You havent? I have. ALOT.

I see many comments per page being pissed of at those posts.

I would watch
Maybe some of the girls from gymnastics?

They should round up the countries ugliest girls and use them in speed and marathon events.

You might win gold, but you'll never feel clean again.