SKID MARK 'fl' ' riff'
You might not have even noticed this one.
Advise: Wash it " be good as new.
TH E SHART
Probably just an fart and a he too much fruit in the diet.
Advice: Wash t A gentle might be in order.
THE DARK MARK
Some is harder to than others. out good may still .
Advise: Toss it or wash t Just use a lot more detergent to fight this evil.
is the owner of this pair of underwear wiping their ass with it? Yes.
THE DRY HERVE HO
Listen to your body, it' s telling you something important when it' s retching.
Advice: Don' t just toss it, get a realiable bag and take this tengwar
of an accident straight to the trash E.
THE UNSOLVED CRIME
Don' t even ask how this "slip 'n' slide" disaster happened. The answer
is probably just going matte it even more disturbing.
Advice: Burn it all immediately!!! And hide the ashes before the FBI
shows up asking questions.
17 The underwear shown here as detected as
its scale for better and for added scientific effect.