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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - telmarine
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#7 - aaanicklll
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User avatar #2 - KayRed
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That's how I know I couldn't be gay, I have issues getting a 7/11 hot dog in my mouth, if I try to get a cock in there, it's just gonna be one giant mess, then I might get nervous and bite down, and nobody deserves that. And what if I hadn't brushed my teeth in weeks, his dick would get infected and they would fall off. He'd probably be embarrassed by the infection and never get the proper antibiotics to treat it. The infection would eventually spread to his entire body, eventually killing him, but by that time the bacteria would have evolved and reanimate him, and he'd start biting people, because the reanimated dead aren't their for our entertainment, it would spread and become a whole thing...

...So that is why I could never be gay, because it would ultimately lead to the zombie apocalypse (That and girls in general are by far better looking than men).
#3 to #2 - anon id: 07827db9
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almost sounds like you're trying to cover up for something...
User avatar #4 to #3 - KayRed
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And here I thought I was trying to help, preventing the rise of the dead, but then you just come along and insult me. I guess I'm going to bite that dudes dick off after all. Don't blame me world, Anon just couldn't shut up.
#5 - iamthou
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managements face when
managements face when
#11 - rosietheamazon
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lawlz
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#23 - telmarine
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#27 to #23 - bulbakip
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#6 - phanact
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Natural selection gets the best of us
#14 - elatedmonkey
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<-- Meanwhile, at OP's house
#19 to #14 - blissey
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Later that night...
#8 - christofferse
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#10 to #8 - anon id: c4a99fa1
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It does apply to the human race, natural selection is just survival of the fittest.
#12 to #10 - hopskotch
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USED TO* apply to the human race. But it all went south when Hitler died. :-(
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