Natural Selection. . vegan vegetarian natural selectio hot dog choke to death

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User avatar #2 - KayRed (12/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
That's how I know I couldn't be gay, I have issues getting a 7/11 hot dog in my mouth, if I try to get a cock in there, it's just gonna be one giant mess, then I might get nervous and bite down, and nobody deserves that. And what if I hadn't brushed my teeth in weeks, his dick would get infected and they would fall off. He'd probably be embarrassed by the infection and never get the proper antibiotics to treat it. The infection would eventually spread to his entire body, eventually killing him, but by that time the bacteria would have evolved and reanimate him, and he'd start biting people, because the reanimated dead aren't their for our entertainment, it would spread and become a whole thing...

...So that is why I could never be gay, because it would ultimately lead to the zombie apocalypse (That and girls in general are by far better looking than men).
#5 - iamthou ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
managements face when
managements face when
#11 - rosietheamazon (12/07/2012) [-]
lawlz
lawlz
#23 - telmarine (12/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#6 - phanact (12/07/2012) [-]
Natural selection gets the best of us
#14 - elatedmonkey (12/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
<-- Meanwhile, at OP's house
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#12 to #10 - hopskotch (12/07/2012) [-]
USED TO* apply to the human race. But it all went south when Hitler died. :-(
#30 - greeenman (12/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#17 - appleboom (12/07/2012) [-]
I could've just choked on a hot dog? And to think I payed 30 bucks for this game.
#18 - roflmount (12/07/2012) [-]
finally i can use this correctly
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