Wake up Son

RISE AND SHINE MUTHA FUCKA

Mom trying to wake me up:

Mom: Get up now!
Me: 10 More minutes
Mom: 2 More Minutes!
Me: 7 More minutes. Best I can do.
Mom: Make it 6 and you've got a deal.
Me: 6 and a half minutes starting now.
Mom: Deal.

MFW

Mom: Deerp, you know what time it is?
Me: Dunno, and I don't care
*THX sound starts playing, most awesome drumsolo, lawnmower etc etc*
Mom: Sunrise motherfucker.

Grandpa waking you up

i ALWAYS lol whenever i see a random Brick Tamland

**derpingtonherp rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at I don't even know any more ** MFW your mom turned into a nigger

i admit the thx logo made it funnier

Every morning on the weekends when my mom does this, it totally ruins my morning

My dad usually is like "Wake up."

But for her its

"WAKE THE FUCK UP WE HAVE SHIT TO DO"

Like... good morning to you too...

That fucking THX sound.

**trevorsta rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at True Story ** mfw waking mom up

my grandma used to use mirror to check if I was breathing when she was babysitting me

MFW

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