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This girl
LADIES!
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is a chart to put those fears to rest!
Should you was him
a Human?-
Wake him up Give him a blowjob.,
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Embed about when to give a mph? Here
is a chart to put those fears to rest!
Should you was him
a Human?-
Wake him up Give him a blowjob.,
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You and 3 others like this,
a Lorna _wake him up ACTH a blowjob.
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#43
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areyouawakeyet (12/07/2012) [+]
(8 replies)
At first it would be heaven. Pure, unimaginable bliss.
But over time, as your man juices dwindle and you consistently lose sleep to the luscious lips of Lorna, you find yourself in an agonizing insomnia, an unstoppable desire to be blown but an unfulfilled need to sleep.
And when you finally think with your head and not about getting head and decide to break up with the girl, the very thought of someone sucking on your man-meat will keep you awake throughout the night.
But over time, as your man juices dwindle and you consistently lose sleep to the luscious lips of Lorna, you find yourself in an agonizing insomnia, an unstoppable desire to be blown but an unfulfilled need to sleep.
And when you finally think with your head and not about getting head and decide to break up with the girl, the very thought of someone sucking on your man-meat will keep you awake throughout the night.
#164
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donttouchthat (12/07/2012) [-]
**donttouchthat rolled a random image posted in comment #243927 at Video Games Board ** MFW Blow Job
>be 23
>be sleeping with 2 gf's
>wake up in empty bed
>gf's gone
>no sexy time
>no blow job
>get out of bed
>notice suddenly my gf's were hanging unable to move
>panic
mfw my hands were out of my bed and were unable to move my arms
>be sleeping with 2 gf's
>wake up in empty bed
>gf's gone
>no sexy time
>no blow job
>get out of bed
>notice suddenly my gf's were hanging unable to move
>panic
mfw my hands were out of my bed and were unable to move my arms
#87
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nuaden (12/07/2012) [+]
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I thought it was a fine way to wake up until I saw her name.
Lorna is my grandmothers name...
Lorna is my grandmothers name...
#170
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weazr ONLINE (12/07/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
**weazr rolled a random image posted in comment #2037542 at MLP Friendly Board ** I got my first blowjob from this
#169
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fuckyoulolwut (12/07/2012) [-]
**fuckyoulolwut rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at 55 years of whopper ** <mfw first BJ
#166
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trevorsta (12/07/2012) [-]
**trevorsta rolled a random image posted in comment #1957857 at MLP Brony Board ** MFW I got my first blowjob