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Do NOT expect me to say "bless you" after your fifth sneeze. By then you
need to get your ass under control.
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User avatar #9 - vanoreo (12/06/2012) [+] (10 replies)
My average consecutive sneezes are around 7 at a time...

My record rally is 17 in a row... in 7th grade English class several years back.

I remember the children chanting the numbers of sneezes.

The teacher was so pissed.
#6 - lostwhitecat (12/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
the technical term for when an ass sneezes is a fart.
User avatar #8 - anonymousattorney (12/06/2012) [-]
Usually, after the fourth sneeze, I'd recommend calling a priest to perform an exorcism.
User avatar #16 - hanakoikezawa (12/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I can't help it when somebody talks about me, I'm too awesome.

(only Anime&Manga/Japanese/Korean people know)
#17 to #16 - kirbeee (12/07/2012) [-]
For those who don't get it, in Japan they say that whenever you sneeze, someone is talking about you at that moment.
For those who don't get it, in Japan they say that whenever you sneeze, someone is talking about you at that moment.
#15 - azijay (12/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I thought I was the only one that sneezed out of their butt.
#44 - deletedmyaccount (12/07/2012) [-]
My face after the third sneeze.
My face after the third sneeze.
User avatar #41 - retardedboss (12/07/2012) [-]
I hate when people say bless you. not for religious reasons or anything, that would be stupid. just because any time I sneeze, it's bound to happen at least twice more while in that persons presence. It always ends up being and awkward chain of "bless you" "thank you" "bless you" "thank you". I feel obligated to thank them even though I want them to stop. Stupid social convention.
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User avatar #46 to #35 - RequieminMortis (12/07/2012) [-]
Hello, everypony, my name is Fred.
I am wearing Luna's skin, for she is dead.
Why, you ask, would this idea cross my head?
Well you see, it's because I'm rather.....naaaaaauuughty.
#69 - Unoriginal (12/07/2012) [-]
Makes me think of when I used to have really bad allergies and when I would have to go anywhere public I would constantly sneeze like crazy while rubbing my eyes, it was horrible.   
   
<~ Me with allergies
Makes me think of when I used to have really bad allergies and when I would have to go anywhere public I would constantly sneeze like crazy while rubbing my eyes, it was horrible.

<~ Me with allergies
User avatar #61 - drastronomy (12/07/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I do not say it


since i am atheist


and i see no point


you are sneezing


not dying
#24 - ManInKilt (12/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #55 - marijanelover (12/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Congratulations for getting something to the front page FOR THE THIRD DAY IN A ROW!!!!!!!!!!

People here are ******* idiots.
User avatar #43 - biggrand (12/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**biggrand rolled a random comment #7580 posted by spellspotisgod at Gays ** :
**spellspotisgod rolls 694,787,095** d


since im an atheist, this is what i'll say instead of bless you
User avatar #45 to #43 - spellspotisgod (12/07/2012) [-]
**spellspotisgod sneezes**
User avatar #42 - organicglory (12/07/2012) [-]
>screencap of facebook status
> You need to login to view this link

wut
#32 - phanact (12/07/2012) [-]
I always sneeze twice

Its weird

I never sneeze more or less than that. EVen if I think I'm safe, boom, there comes the second

am I the only one like this?
User avatar #12 - ixcarnifexxi (12/07/2012) [-]
I know a kid who pre-emptively blesses people before they sneeze. I was about to sneeze and he screamed "BLESS YOU" like 7 times and it was one of those times where your about to splatter the room in your snot but then it goes away.
User avatar #10 - holyscorpionqueen (12/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
My moms sneezing record was fifty-seven.she bloodied her nose that way.
User avatar #40 to #28 - tombombadil ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
I burned down an orphanage once. It didn't really have to do with sneezing.
User avatar #5 - immortalfear (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Sorry, I can't help it if I sneeze up to 12 times in a row...
User avatar #51 - skatepimp (12/07/2012) [-]
All my life I've been sneezing and coughing at the same time, so when I sneeze people just think it's a cough and I rarely get a "Bless you." ;_;
#31 - englman (12/07/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, I can't help it..
I'm sorry, I can't help it..
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