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Bitch memorized that number!
Uploaded by: orangepikmin
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Me, walking m class, by e seemen
meening place en campus
When suddenly, e wlod cute Tsal appeared‘.
Hey, can I borrow your far e ass? I
seem n have last mane end I need m call my
dad.
Sure‘. Take es much time es yen need:
Thanks I
Walt e secend. I scened fatally ask her nut‘.
Here yen gal. Thank yen far letting me
use yen :
ALPHA mus, ENGAGE‘
Hey, why dnn' t yen To ineed end put your
number my , end I' ll call yen up
far e :: e dinner, haw dees that Haunt”
Sounda great, here yen gal.
Later that "
I didn' t even tell her my name...
I scened call her m tell her that much.
RANS new mum
Hey, ' 5 the Tuy fram earlier. I just
wanted m call end lee yen new
Damn I' ll eider e be
feelng that ell Elene anyways‘.
Hello, 15 Hne: weild yen m
eider e pizza eonline
meening place en campus
When suddenly, e wlod cute Tsal appeared‘.
Hey, can I borrow your far e ass? I
seem n have last mane end I need m call my
dad.
Sure‘. Take es much time es yen need:
Thanks I
Walt e secend. I scened fatally ask her nut‘.
Here yen gal. Thank yen far letting me
use yen :
ALPHA mus, ENGAGE‘
Hey, why dnn' t yen To ineed end put your
number my , end I' ll call yen up
far e :: e dinner, haw dees that Haunt”
Sounda great, here yen gal.
Later that "
I didn' t even tell her my name...
I scened call her m tell her that much.
RANS new mum
Hey, ' 5 the Tuy fram earlier. I just
wanted m call end lee yen new
Damn I' ll eider e be
feelng that ell Elene anyways‘.
Hello, 15 Hne: weild yen m
eider e pizza eonline
...
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#3
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swordyou (12/06/2012) [+]
(15 replies)
Ouch bro, ouch... Cold hearted bitch
Have a boobs gif to cheer you up
Have a boobs gif to cheer you up
#14
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thepyras (12/07/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
"Hey baby, how about you go ahead and put your number in my phone?"
"How about no 'cause you sound like a douche."
Seriously, that's a horrible way to ask someone out and I have never seen it bear success in my life, aside from really slutty girls, but they don't count.
"How about no 'cause you sound like a douche."
Seriously, that's a horrible way to ask someone out and I have never seen it bear success in my life, aside from really slutty girls, but they don't count.
#90
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cjasper ONLINE (12/07/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
1.check dialed numbers
2.get her dads number
3.???
4.profit
2.get her dads number
3.???
4.profit
#5
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N. Korean citizen (12/06/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
I had that happen once to me too, but instead the number was to some gay phone sex hotline...
I spent all night on that line...
I spent all night on that line...
#83
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apatheticalcare (12/07/2012) [-] You don't get it do you? She works at Pizza Hut, she wants you to pick up your pizza and surprise, she's there and will eat it with you...
#80
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chupavisor (12/07/2012) [-]
Why didn't you have Pizza Hut's number in your phone in the first place?
#2
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lillelise (12/06/2012) [-] **lillelise rolled a random image posted in comment #162 at U.S Army medic humor **
#68
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MaddHatter (12/07/2012) [-] Well you did ask for her phone number right after she told you she lost it. Herpaderp.
Then again, maybe it was a misunderstanding and she works at Pizza Hut and was actually giving you her works phone number since she doesn't have a phone.
Then again, maybe it was a misunderstanding and she works at Pizza Hut and was actually giving you her works phone number since she doesn't have a phone.
#20
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oberon (12/07/2012) [-] **oberon rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Hipster photoshop ** < the person on the other end when girls give me a random fake number
#79
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misterfrosty (12/07/2012) [-] Open your recent call history, call her dad, get her number because she dropped something (like a $20 bill) and you want to return it to her.
Now show that bitch what's up.
Now show that bitch what's up.
