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Random Facts Part 21
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Almonds are members of the peach family.
Donald Buck' s middle name is Fauntleroy.
A pregnant goldfish is called a bait.
was originally green.
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
A hippo can run faster than a man can. L EL '‘ |._. [
The world' s youngest parents were 8 and 9 in China in 1910
Elephants can' t jump. Every other mammal can.
The first word spoken on the moon was okay.
The Ramses brand condom is named after the great Pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over children.
Money isn' t made out of paper. It' s made out of Cotton,
One google( number) written out is:
10, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000,
000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000.
If you sleep in a cold room, you are more likely to have a bad dream.
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesnt wear pants.
Leonardo Vinci invented the scissors.
There are more plastic flamingos in amercia than real ones.
In Kentucky, it' s illegal to carry an icecream cone in your back pocket.
Pigs orgasms last 30 minutes. (lucky)
The Danish word for condom is '' .
Carnivores will not eat an animal that has been hit by lightning.
A dork is a whale' s penis.
Adolf Hitler' s real family name was Shickelgruber.
Blueberry juice boosts memory.
Aprox. 2/ 3 people tilt their head to the right when they kiss.
Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less
Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music. /
Swans are the only birds with penises.
If you stick a blade of grass up your nose you will faint.
A shrimp' s heart is in it' s head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
earing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear
as of all Photocopier use are caused by people sithi. ' on them and photocopying their butts.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
Over 75% of people who read the above sentance will try.
a crocodile' s digestive juices are so strong that it can digest a steel nail,
Daten, if you read the word yawn, you will yawn.
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User avatar #629 - IEpicWinGuyI (05/16/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Swans aren't the only birds with penises...

What about Lady Gaga?
User avatar #87 - iAmSpudZ (05/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
so, if you stick grass up your nose and faint - with the grass still up your nose, does that mean you will never wake up??
User avatar #677 - codmw (05/16/2010) [-]
it sounds like the danish condom was named during an orgasm
#865 - TheSodaCan **User deleted account** (05/16/2010) [-]
For the one about the whale penis-
The blue whale releases over 400 gallons of sperm every time it ejaculates.
Only 10% of that makes it into its mate.
So, 360 gallons of sperm is released into the ocean every time it empties the tank.
and some people wonder why the ocean is so salty...
User avatar #536 - pluto (05/16/2010) [+] (4 replies)
My wife said to me, "I've just heard some great news, apparently the police know who the local paedophile is and they are going to arrest him tonight."

I said, "That's brilliant news. Let's celebrate by moving to Australia."
User avatar #395 - TacticalNuke (05/16/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Great job now everyone on funnyjunk will stick grass up their noses
#74 - Minttyman (05/16/2010) [-]
It's not impossible to lick your elbow lots of people can do it.
User avatar #969 - Gooooblaster (05/16/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Ima try to see if sticking a blade of grass up my nose can realy make me faint.
User avatar #960 - RiotXtimE (05/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Okay, am I the only one whos DEFINATELY trying the grass thing? XD
User avatar #955 - xdtx (05/16/2010) [-]
Coca-Cola is like Funnyjunk, first green, then black.
User avatar #927 - privateSkittleZ (05/16/2010) [-]
**privateSkittleZ rolls 4** if its zero well then its zero
User avatar #926 - fiveneight (05/16/2010) [-]
i doubt the grass thing is true buh im willin to try
User avatar #900 - tannerhoff (05/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
~o
its a sperm
User avatar #693 - dtdownsurface (05/16/2010) [+] (10 replies)
Stuck a blade of grass up my nose. nothing
User avatar #703 to #693 - HardstyleRaver (05/16/2010) [-]
lol, im doing it right n-
User avatar #429 - aberserkhobo (05/16/2010) [-]
A blade of grass up your nose makes you faint you say?

Oh its on.
User avatar #70 - mikli (05/16/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Actually the danish word for condom is kondom...
User avatar #59 - anonymoosy (05/16/2010) [+] (12 replies)
the continents one is wrong... what about Oceania
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#586 - anonymous (05/16/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I stuck a leaf up my nose once and didn't faint. It took a while to get it out though...
User avatar #618 to #604 - Blackexcan (05/16/2010) [-]
Correction he's a dork not a twit
User avatar #406 - ScraPDr (05/16/2010) [-]
stick a blade of grass up my nose and i will faint you say?


I know what I'm doing today
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