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I'm right handed but I fap with my left hand so I can browse the internets with my right hand simultaneously.

**stizz rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at Awesome ** Mfw I came.

well that is some class A censorship right there!

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MFW I masturbate.

i broke my right hand for a few months and i was forced to learn how to pull a lefty. i consider myself an alpha male now, even tho im still a virgin

ambidextrous master race bitches.

I just realized i always fap with left hand so i can hold tablet/phone/mouse in my right. (I'm right handed)

mfw I'm left handed

I tend to think of masturbating in basketball terms. You want your starters in there. (Right hand) But sometimes your starters get tired and need a rest. So at that point it's better to put in your back ups (left hand) and let them play until the starters are ready to go again.

Retard First Letter Capitalization Syndrome Is Not To Be Joked With
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If you masturbate with the hand that you normally wouldn't masturbate with, your orgasm increases because it feels as if someone else is giving you a blow job.