bam. . Lady: Dr, you woke? Guy: Yes I do Lady: How many packs a day? Guy: 3 packs. Lady: How much per pack? Buy: . 00 per pack, Lady: And how long have you been
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Lady: Dr, you woke?
Guy: Yes I do
Lady: How many packs a day?
Guy: 3 packs.
Lady: How much per pack?
Buy: . 00 per pack,
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Guy: 15 years
Lady: Sn 1 pack is . 00 and you have been sowing 3 nacho day
which puts your spending per month at . In 1 year, l 1. - have
been , 300. Correct?
Guy: Correct
Lady: tft year you spend , 000, not accounting for dilation, the past
15 years puts your spending total at , Correct?
Guy: Correct
Lady: the you mow if you howl: mote. that money could have been out
in at swoop interest savings account and after accounting for compound
interest for the past 15 years, you could have by now bought an Ferrari?
Guy: oh. Do you smoke?
Lady: No.
Guy: Th en where' s your ******* Ferrari?
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User avatar #9 - gangsterish (12/06/2012) [+] (11 replies)
My dad's an ear, nose and throat specialist, and he sees smokers all the time. In his words, "Everybody dies of something, I'm just glad these people are choosing to die in a way that pays me."
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#5 - bdub (12/06/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Who the hell smokes THREE ******* packs a day!?
#74 - shazzshabam (12/06/2012) [+] (8 replies)
So he spends $30 a day on cigarrettes?  I don't even know anyone who smokes that much.   
   
Hell, that's more than I earn!
So he spends $30 a day on cigarrettes? I don't even know anyone who smokes that much.

Hell, that's more than I earn!
User avatar #115 - gorginhanson (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
3 packs a day?
How is this guy alive
User avatar #64 - jinjo (12/06/2012) [-]
three packs a day..? Jesus **** , I know some chain smokers, and this guy puts them to shame.
#112 - laughdamnyou (12/06/2012) [-]
$16...
#174 - andredeking (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
haha i lied......i has ferrari bitch

#176 - andredeking (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
and this is her ferrari
User avatar #197 - tonislille (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
where do you buy cigarettes for 10$
User avatar #170 - ilikeweed (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
where are cigarettes 10 dollars a pack?!?!
holy **** . i got outraged when it went up to 6 something.
from southern california btw.
User avatar #77 - sgc (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
it's funny because my dad smoked 3 packs a day untill recently and hist whole left lung as well as half his right lung crapped out on him. he has to go on oxygen for the rest of his life
#10 - sandyravage (12/06/2012) [+] (12 replies)
Smoking three packs a day isn't that much, I used to smoke like 2.5 packs a day for a while, and that was right when I started smoking.

But TEN ******* DOLLARS for ONE pack of cigarettes? Jesus man, what the **** ?
Pic related, what the **** does he smoke?
User avatar #14 to #13 - fauxshores (12/06/2012) [-]
Can people seriously smoke 120 cigs a day? thats like 8-9 an hour for the time you are awake, thats like 1 every 7 minutes
User avatar #171 - cullenatorguy (12/06/2012) [+] (32 replies)
The guy is acting like his come back is an excuse for him killing himself. Why do people smoke anything? Cigarettes, Weed, Cigars. Why start?
User avatar #90 - floridazombie (12/06/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I thought they were expensive in the UK at £7 a pack! not sure how much that is in $ though. That's why I buy rolling tobacco, much more for your money.
User avatar #99 to #97 - srapture (12/06/2012) [-]
When were euros mentioned?
User avatar #75 - mrskyler (12/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
When I consider how much I pay for parking , cigarettes and coffee each week ,
I am not quite sure how I am not homeless or dead

I do not have a well paying job
User avatar #51 - DietWater (12/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i don't get people that are like this.
i mean, you spend your money on what you want, and let them spend their money on what they want.
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