bam. . Lady: Dr, you woke? Guy: Yes I do Lady: How many packs a day? Guy: 3 packs. Lady: How much per pack? Buy: . 00 per pack, Lady: And how long have you been bam Lady: Dr you woke? Guy: Yes I do How many packs a day? 3 much per pack? Buy: 00 pack And how long have been
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Lady: Dr, you woke?
Guy: Yes I do
Lady: How many packs a day?
Guy: 3 packs.
Lady: How much per pack?
Buy: . 00 per pack,
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Guy: 15 years
Lady: Sn 1 pack is . 00 and you have been sowing 3 nacho day
which puts your spending per month at . In 1 year, l 1. - have
been , 300. Correct?
Guy: Correct
Lady: tft year you spend , 000, not accounting for dilation, the past
15 years puts your spending total at , Correct?
Guy: Correct
Lady: the you mow if you howl: mote. that money could have been out
in at swoop interest savings account and after accounting for compound
interest for the past 15 years, you could have by now bought an Ferrari?
Guy: oh. Do you smoke?
Lady: No.
Guy: Th en where' s your fucking Ferrari?
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User avatar #9 - gangsterish
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(12/06/2012) [-]
My dad's an ear, nose and throat specialist, and he sees smokers all the time. In his words, "Everybody dies of something, I'm just glad these people are choosing to die in a way that pays me."
#173 to #9 - bracefaceace
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(12/06/2012) [-]
My vocal cords have been messed up for so long. Can your dad please help me?!
User avatar #67 to #9 - Chuckaholic
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(12/06/2012) [-]
What's that called? In portuguese the name is pretty much a one word tongue twister.
User avatar #73 to #67 - foxxywithpaws
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(12/06/2012) [-]
In English it's an Otolaryngology, in Portuguese Otorrinolaringologia.
#118 to #73 - anthraxpotato
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Portuguese speakers thread? :D

Não? .... ésta bem....
User avatar #175 to #118 - ponieskilledmyacc
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(12/06/2012) [-]
BRBR? just kidding
Você estudou português ou é sua língua nativa?
User avatar #200 to #175 - wiredguy
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Que me fez rir x3

That had better make sense, I used Google translate...
User avatar #207 to #118 - ryander
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Pode ser :D
#119 to #118 - foxxywithpaws
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(12/06/2012) [-]
I uhm... I got the Portuguese word from Wikipedia...
#123 to #119 - anthraxpotato
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(12/06/2012) [-]
oh....
#124 to #123 - foxxywithpaws
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(12/06/2012) [-]
What have I done? I'm a monster.
#120 to #9 - josephd
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Just read the first part of the sentence, before the comma   
"My dad's an ear"   
I was so confused for a second   
   
MFW
Just read the first part of the sentence, before the comma
"My dad's an ear"
I was so confused for a second

MFW
#18 - Kaoz **User deleted account**
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#85 - fukdapolice
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#5 - bdub
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Who the hell smokes THREE ******* packs a day!?
#196 to #5 - alexforce
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(12/06/2012) [-]
My grandma used to when she was a teenager, I guess it depends on the size of the pack, she's a chain smoker so y'know, lighting one up before you're even done with the last. But I mean, on average she was on 2 packs a day, even in her old age. Surprisingly quit.
User avatar #7 to #5 - mcatheistnuggets
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(12/06/2012) [-]
I smoke maybe a pack every 1 and a half weeks. Don't think my lungs could take a beating like that.
User avatar #12 to #5 - ningyoaijin
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Maybe they're just 20 packs?
My mother used to smoke two 40 packs a day, but she quit a while ago.
#19 to #12 - alexanyways
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Your mothers face when 40 packs a day.
User avatar #25 to #12 - garbagebrain
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(12/06/2012) [-]
I keep seeing the term "40 packs". I've never seen cigarettes sold in anything but twenty in a pack.
User avatar #50 to #5 - DietWater
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(12/06/2012) [-]
and wtf kind of cigarettes are $10 a pack? that money figure is WAY off.
User avatar #161 to #50 - elcreepo
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Where I live, the taxes on smokes are so high (discourages kids/encourages people to quit) that a pack is at the least 8 bucks.
User avatar #243 to #161 - DietWater
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(12/07/2012) [-]
well damn. it's never more than 6 dollars here, it's usually 4 something.
#74 - shazzshabam
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(12/06/2012) [-]
So he spends $30 a day on cigarrettes?  I don't even know anyone who smokes that much.   
   
Hell, that's more than I earn!
So he spends $30 a day on cigarrettes? I don't even know anyone who smokes that much.

Hell, that's more than I earn!
User avatar #211 to #74 - thespartanpony
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(12/06/2012) [-]
30 dollars on ciggarettes < 30 dollars on marijuana

30 dollars of weed (loud) where i live lasts more than a day.
User avatar #239 to #211 - shazzshabam
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(12/07/2012) [-]
Where I live, people can smoke 20, and even 30 worth of marijuana, in a couple of hours.
User avatar #244 to #239 - thespartanpony
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(12/07/2012) [-]
Well, i can smoke 20-30$ of weed in a few minutes. but i can make it last a long time just from smoking enough to get me fried, then leaving the rest for later.
i usually just roll blunts though. What do you do?
User avatar #245 to #244 - shazzshabam
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(12/07/2012) [-]
Personally I don't smoke it. A friend of mine only has bongs, another friend does both. But usually they just make a joint out of it.

I'm from the UK, so not sure if the amounts vary. I would assume your 20-30 dollars worth would be a crumb compared to 20-30 quids worth , due to pretty much everyone growing it over here? Either way, I know we wouldn't be able to smoke it in a few minutes, which tells me our bags might have more?

User avatar #246 to #245 - thespartanpony
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(12/07/2012) [-]
No, i just smoke a lot. it's 10 dollars for a gram of mid (low quality) and 20 dollars for a gram of loud (high quality) I usually roll either a full gram in blunts or a .5g
User avatar #247 to #246 - shazzshabam
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My friend smokes ridiculous amounts, he has a joint, then a bong, then a cig, then a joint, and another bong, until it's gone. And even doing that, it lasts him a few hours. But still, not sure if smoking a bag/half a bag in a few minutes would be something to brag about? I wouldn't be proud if I was spending that much money for 1-2 joints. I'd rather spend that money enjoying other things, such as, finding a girlfriend/friends. But if you enjoy it, then fair enough.
#93 to #74 - lastsamurai
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(12/06/2012) [-]
-In a year!

Asian u know..
#133 to #93 - shazzshabam
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(12/06/2012) [-]
I was going to say that, but I thought it might be a bit of an exaggeration , because we all know I earn $30.02 , bitches.
User avatar #115 - gorginhanson
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(12/06/2012) [-]
3 packs a day?
How is this guy alive
User avatar #168 to #115 - anonymousattorney
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(12/06/2012) [-]
He's Kieth Richards...I guess.
User avatar #64 - jinjo
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(12/06/2012) [-]
three packs a day..? Jesus ****, I know some chain smokers, and this guy puts them to shame.
#112 - laughdamnyou
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(12/06/2012) [-]
$16...
#174 - andredeking
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(12/06/2012) [-]
haha i lied......i has ferrari bitch

#185 to #174 - iraniie
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Holy **** that guy is more alpha than a tiger wearing a suit