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#108 - professorhouse (12/06/2012) [-]
Can someone explain the one about boiling spaghetti and eggs?   
I'm a little bit too tired fot that.
Can someone explain the one about boiling spaghetti and eggs?
I'm a little bit too tired fot that.
User avatar #106 - BowChickaBowWow (12/06/2012) [-]
The Jesus one doesn't work if you wake up with your notes sheet glued to your face by drool.
#103 - lasmamoe ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
The onion one only works when your onion is not a heartless bitch
User avatar #98 - cornrun (12/06/2012) [-]
also boiled water freezes faster
#93 - anonymous (12/06/2012) [-]
to bad u cant even pray in school in anymore because of that ******* ****** obama. go kill urselfs u liberal retards.
User avatar #100 to #93 - ryantheatheist (12/06/2012) [-]
You're trying just a bit too hard
#104 to #100 - anonymous (12/06/2012) [-]
**** off gook
User avatar #96 to #93 - exclamation ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
It is funny because liberals include people of all religions.

And Republicans are basically Christian-extremists, in my eyes.
#99 to #96 - anonymous (12/06/2012) [-]
if being an extremist means standing up for Jesus, then ima ******* extremist and proud of it. go hang yourself.
User avatar #110 to #99 - exclamation ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
I don't have a noose to do that.

And people who love Jesus as much as you claim to don't use ******* .
#94 to #93 - anonymous (12/06/2012) [-]
Lol at how idiotic you are.
#119 to #94 - CrazyPsycho (12/08/2012) [-]
Log in and say that like a man! that or stop wasting your time reloading the same ******* page till you get a reply!
#92 - anonymous (12/06/2012) [-]
last one is wrong. the first one is the most clean one and the last one is the most dirty one becuase most of the people want to **** alone and go as far back as they can, because everyone thinks the people choose he first one.
#91 - Mojake (12/06/2012) [-]
I read the conversation one as "Bad at staring competitions?" Then got really confused by the tip.
#85 - ohgodwaitimatheist (12/06/2012) [-]
> Clean with newspaper so there will be no streaks   
> The horizontal/vertical thing   
> Trying to do both
> Clean with newspaper so there will be no streaks
> The horizontal/vertical thing
> Trying to do both
User avatar #107 to #85 - littlenish (12/06/2012) [-]
You can actually polish your car with some wet newspapers.
User avatar #105 to #85 - karson (12/06/2012) [-]
the newspaper thing does work.
#84 - volcanobakemeat (12/06/2012) [-]
Due to various orientation of bathrooms, the cleanest toilet can actually vary greatly. When you walk into the bathroom, the one that you think, ewww, probably the most used, is what everyone else thinks, so it's really the most unused. Usually, the most clean in reality I believe is the first one. Again, it all depends on the layout of the bathroom though.
#78 - anonymous (12/06/2012) [-]
Use the first toilet in a public restroom. Everyone assumes it's not the cleanest so most people don't use it.
#75 - creepingorion (12/06/2012) [-]
I tried wearing a funny shirt, but ended up stripping 						*****					, attaching my dick to my classroom's ceiling fan, and raining 						****					 down on my classmates like a dragon would burn peasants. Which step did I miss?
I tried wearing a funny shirt, but ended up stripping ***** , attaching my dick to my classroom's ceiling fan, and raining **** down on my classmates like a dragon would burn peasants. Which step did I miss?
User avatar #82 to #75 - oogaman (12/06/2012) [-]
Sounds like you got them all to me.
User avatar #81 to #75 - nweb (12/06/2012) [-]
I don't see anything wrong with this at all, I think you did just fine
User avatar #73 - theshadowed (12/06/2012) [-]
First one leaves an inky shine on your windows.
#71 - dahk (12/06/2012) [-]
WHERES THE CHAPSTIICCCKKKKKK
User avatar #67 - noopinion (12/06/2012) [-]
Make bug bites stop itching

WITH A BANANA PEEL
#101 to #67 - lasmamoe ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
Order one now for just 19.99$
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#79 to #65 - anonymous (12/06/2012) [-]
inside the shell...

I think you hurkadurkad my friend...
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User avatar #109 to #80 - littlenish (12/06/2012) [-]
Who the **** bakes goods and cooks meat at the same time in the same oven.
User avatar #60 - rossbelfast (12/06/2012) [-]
What does CTRL+Enter do
User avatar #68 to #60 - archmides (12/06/2012) [-]
It types ".com" for you. Pretty useless.
#64 to #60 - notsafefornsfw (12/06/2012) [-]
If you're typing a URL, hitting Ctrl+Enter will automatically add the .com at the end (for example, type funnyjunk into the address bar and hit enter and it will direct you to funnyjunk.com).
User avatar #83 to #64 - dikslapping (12/06/2012) [-]
How did it set a clickable link for the .com and not funnyjunk
User avatar #66 to #64 - rossbelfast (12/06/2012) [-]
Oh cool thanks :)
#58 - anonymous (12/06/2012) [-]
I wouldn't cook pasta with eggs, chickenvagjuice induced pasta doesn't sound good.
#62 to #58 - anonymous (12/06/2012) [-]
And eating chicken period does ?
User avatar #57 to #54 - Saint (12/06/2012) [-]
Looking at you, America!
User avatar #111 to #57 - littlenish (12/06/2012) [-]
Which America?
#53 - samoaspider ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
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