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#61 - gafagear ONLINE (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#106 - bdowns (12/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#2 - opiethepug (12/05/2012) [+] (10 replies)
>mfw I went online in Medal of Honor: Warfighter
>mfw I went online in Medal of Honor: Warfighter
User avatar #8 - icameisawilostit ONLINE (12/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Valve(-time) in a nutshell:
a) Announce plans for game
b) Delay release
c) Delay release, start seasonal Steam sale
d) Quietly delay release
e) Delay release, add more TF2 hats
f) Release different game franchise, promotional items for TF2
g) Game teaser released, release date pushed back further
h) Release sequel to other game franchise, promotional items for TF2
i) [present day, still waiting for news on Episode 3]
#157 - thewitchking (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**thewitchking rolled a random image posted in comment #2036023 at MLP Friendly Board ** MFW EA
**thewitchking rolled a random image posted in comment #2036023 at MLP Friendly Board ** MFW EA
#185 - tiddycats (12/06/2012) [+] (10 replies)
You forgot point 11: Kill the developer of said franchise when your done milking them.   
						****					 you, EA   
I still miss you, Westwood and Pandemic...
You forgot point 11: Kill the developer of said franchise when your done milking them.
**** you, EA
I still miss you, Westwood and Pandemic...
#218 - youthanasia (12/06/2012) [-]
EA is a nutshell
#189 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (12/06/2012) [+] (10 replies)
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#77 - gmarrox (12/06/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Somebody probably already posted this but gifs aren't loading for me.
Somebody probably already posted this but gifs aren't loading for me.
#47 - sniffythebird (12/06/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Camera filters.   
   
Also add a bunch of sun glare and lens flares from EVERY 						*******					 TINY LIGHT SOURCE! Then pretend you can destroy huge buildings, make an "in-engine trailer" showing them fall apart into tiny pieces, while it's just pre-rendered animations. Then make ZERO effort to make fluent controls on the PC, so you get jittery mouse movement.   
   
BC2, BF3, and MOHWF in a nutshell.
Camera filters.

Also add a bunch of sun glare and lens flares from EVERY ******* TINY LIGHT SOURCE! Then pretend you can destroy huge buildings, make an "in-engine trailer" showing them fall apart into tiny pieces, while it's just pre-rendered animations. Then make ZERO effort to make fluent controls on the PC, so you get jittery mouse movement.

BC2, BF3, and MOHWF in a nutshell.
User avatar #9 - thejellybear (12/06/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Mass Effect, Dead Space, Mirror's Edge.

Done.


Woah, wait. Why is this EA and not Activision? They destroyed Guitar Hero and Infinity Ward. ************* .
User avatar #178 - SnugglyWuggly (12/06/2012) [+] (16 replies)
Valve.
1. Release title
2. Work on sequel on title, strive to make it twice as good.
. Release second episode.
4. DLC
5. Hats.
6. Hats.
7. ******* hats.
#232 - walcorn (12/06/2012) [+] (8 replies)
From the Video "EA in a nutshell"





From the Video "EA in a nutshell"
User avatar #25 - lamarsmithgot (12/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
lol at people on funnyjunk complaining about casuals. you're a funnyjunk user for ***** sake...

lol
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User avatar #253 - imchuyoung (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
11) Have servers slower than Per Mertesacker.
#238 - purrpurrpurr (12/06/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Currently playing Mass Effect 3, annoyed as it appears I can't get the best endings because I don't have a multiplayer code.
Currently playing Mass Effect 3, annoyed as it appears I can't get the best endings because I don't have a multiplayer code.
User avatar #76 - axtinguisher (12/06/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I still cry myself to sleep after what they did to Spore
#295 - executorchunk (12/06/2012) [-]
Overwork developers is an understatement, at one time they had dev's working up to 100 hours per week with only a Saturday night off for "good behavior"... what a horrible and evil company for doing that to hard working employees that just want a job.

Also so many games they got their hands in, there's always a catch. Mass Effect was a great sandbox sci fi series till they dumbed it down and ruined the ending of the franchise. BF3 is probably one of the greatest shooters on the PC but you are pretty much forced to buy the $50 premium package or you don't get to enjoy online mode anymore. That's like paying for a game twice.

EA makes good games but there are so many times when the **** it up.
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