Why you should get a Jigglypuff. Get one, .. 2 hours ago we mobile ' 35 I STILL see people trying to me hier profile pic pokemon is better than mine. Let me tel
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Why you should get a Jigglypuff

Get one, ******* .

2 hours ago we mobile ' 35
I STILL see people trying to me hier profile pic pokemon is better than mine. Let me tell you
why that' s ******** . Jigglypuffs ability is "Cute Charm". That means that it' s so ******* awesome that
anything it comes in contact with has a 1/ 3 chance of falling in we with it. You have your eyes on
some hot girl? Grab a ******* jigglypuff and rub that **** all dyer her until she' s grabbing at your dick
like a shark would a bloody steak, What' s that, your jigglypuffs female? Then put some glows on, pick
it he **** up, and rub that **** dyer your enemies. Ruin hier litres by making hem lose all affection
hr heir mate, Make hier whee laugh in hier faces befire hey kick hem out of he house hr asking
Can you put his ******* sew jigglypuff) starrs on so my dick can get hard."
But wait, here' s more This pokemon has access to he attack ") llc) ", which is a rock-
type mime. That' s right, watch your ass , his rubbery little ****** can spin it' s body so fast
that coming in contact with it will feel he same as getting hit by a ******* stone wheel, and, because
of Cute Charm, you' re gonna we emery ******* second of it.
However, Jigglypuff isn' t just pure It' s gets soft side too. This badass destroyer of litres
can also use "Sing". That means it can sing a song so ******* poohing that it puts your stupid ass to
sleep befire you mien get he chance to tell it how happy you are that it' s been ******* your moher
hr he past 15 years,
But Jigglypuff isn' t just a Patrick pony. We' re just getting started, Jigglypuff can use "Counter", a moire
that basically says "I don' t ******* care how hard you hit me, I can always slug you right in he baby-
maker twice as hard."
Lastly, Jigglypuff has access to "Mega kick", a kick that packs as much power as moms like Hyper
Beam and Giga Impact. Those are moms that make he user so tired that, after using hem, he
Pokemon that used it has to pussy out by resting hr a bit. Mega kick doesn' t have his problem. If you
somehow manage to survive mien one hit ham his attack, you' ll just get hit by it agin a few
seconds later, This will go on until your weak lungs can' t draw breath,
Jigglypuff ) , Get one.
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#2 - medewu (12/06/2012) [-]
Jigglypuff they laughed at me when I used her... Now look at them... HAHAHAH!!!!
Jigglypuff they laughed at me when I used her... Now look at them... HAHAHAH!!!!
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User avatar #4 - SnugglyWuggly (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I like aggron the most.
User avatar #3 - minecraftlamer (12/06/2012) [-]
i vote ditto... cause you all know u want it to change into a pornstar
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