Yellow M&M Guy. He just does. So the other day, a friend of mine came over to my house to jam with me on the guitar. After a few minutes in, he hands me some Ti
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Yellow M&M Guy

He just does. So the other day, a friend of mine came over to my house to jam with me on the guitar. After a few minutes in, he hands me some Tic Tacs. I ate them and within a few minutes, things were going nuts. My head was dizzy and lots of creepy things were happening. I looked at my guitar and there was that fish from Spongebob that says "MY LEG" yelling at me. I ran out the door and into the world and that scared me more. The sun was some cool guy with 2 scoops of raisins in his hands, demonic versions of MLP were everywhere ******** on people's houses, the grass was moving and singing "Cut The Human Cut The Human", and the floor was lava. My friend tried to help me, but he was made of water and kept pissing on my face. I ended up risking my life and dive into the grass and yelled in pain as the grass was cutting me. The Kool-Aid dude splashed his red piss on the grass and they were turning into grass-type girls who were naked. Then they all started hugging me, spitting in my mouth, sucking my dick, then ripping it off to where they ate it. This whole time my friend stood there and watch me make an ass of myself on my own front lawn. I threw up from all the dizziness, but my barf slapped me, put on a hat, and walked away. Finally, I fell asleep from all the pain I suffered and woke up. My friend laughed at me so much and told me he's gonna upload the video and see how fast it will get viraled on YouTube. I hate my friends.

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Submitted: 12/05/2012
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#6 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
>Description
User avatar #5 - Nahyon (12/05/2012) [-]
Oh duuuude, that's so SUH WEEET
#9 - tjmwatton (12/06/2012) [-]
like for the Simpsons reference
like for the Simpsons reference
User avatar #8 - purplespaff (12/06/2012) [-]
photoshop level = 9999
User avatar #7 - fcukyourcouch ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
Post a link for the video, dude.
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