Little motherfucking turtles.. Poor student.. school Ppretty normal kid named Lewis Adverage number nofriends, not tee weird. not tee smart. Wu get the idea ass
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Little motherfucking turtles.

Poor student.

school
Ppretty normal kid named Lewis
Adverage number nofriends, not tee weird. not tee smart. Wu get the idea
assigned project en future careers
turn
leaves the reem
Biomes back with a box
Tthere are hundreds in the box
Litterally hundreds
trips
box spills
Liittle turtles ******* everywhere
the actual ****
starts FREAKING. OUT. about the turtles escaping
Litterally bursts into tears
dad is a herpetologist and they' re his turtles
Juewis stole the turtles
ofthe turtles escape because they/ re turtles.. we just pickitem up and put them back its not like they can run fast
me to take him to the office SC) they can call his dad and pick upthe turtles
wont stop crying
Aactually has a seizure en the waite the office
turtle box again, all down the stairwell
Bealls dawn the stairs with them
his scalp epin_ hits his face
Sturtles and bleed everywhere
bl have to run up and dawn three flights of stairs and collect the turtles while Lewis is unconscious
Teachers later ask me why I helped the turtles and not Lewis. I still dent know.
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Submitted: 12/05/2012
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#6 - nocta (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
this is why
this is why
#9 - PaddyPudding (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Lewis' face when.
#3 - comehonorfacetwice (12/06/2012) [-]
Literally gets me everytime I read it.
#18 - sparkieemae (12/06/2012) [-]
Lewis would have wanted him to save the turtles
#12 - famouswillqc **User deleted account** (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
First time i laugh at something on this site since a long time. thank you OP
First time i laugh at something on this site since a long time. thank you OP
#2 - WhattheNorris (12/06/2012) [-]
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User avatar #13 - fuckthepolice (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I've seen this about 6 times and i still laughed my ******* ass off.
#21 - laughable (12/06/2012) [-]
what did you guys do today?
#14 - jaerbuen (12/06/2012) [-]
It's so beautiful
It's so beautiful
#11 - jakylxxx (12/06/2012) [-]
A true sign of a Sociopath. I only know because my first instinct would have been to save the turtles too.
#5 - magnusos ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
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#22 - bitchplzzz (12/06/2012) [-]
I always die at, the word seizure and "falls down the stairs with them."
I always die at, the word seizure and "falls down the stairs with them."
#10 - jasonthedragon (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
the first thing i did was checking if the first letters spelled something Dinosaur-connected, then I actually read the story
the first thing i did was checking if the first letters spelled something Dinosaur-connected, then I actually read the story
User avatar #1 - Riukanojutsu (12/05/2012) [-]
old greentext, one of my favorite
#24 - Tyfighter (12/06/2012) [-]
lol at HERPetology


Google it and find out its a real science
User avatar #23 - ireparies (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Yep. Best laugh I've had today.

Thanks OP.
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