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Beable 2
Esme guy makes a negative comment about my clothes
rages sun gasses boy
resuce his wife
muarry her
smells in next door
ffuck her
whe has my baby
bbuy his house
braise the rent to stupidly high prices
wwait until he cries he cant afford it
ckick him out
smells in
ffuck his as wife in his sis house while he' s steed outside
homeless
semen him fer his last bit sf maney
wisp him
wisp him
wisp him
wisp him
ffart in his face
ffart in his face
screws starts to gather and laugh
weep farting in his face
ppoint and laugh
ahuge crowd all gathered. soughing with me
mmy wife csmu out. starts to laugh to
ppoint and Hugh same mare
mmy slighter starts soughing at him too
wisp him she mare time
wasp in him into dust with lightning spell
Beable 2
Esme guy makes a negative comment about my clothes
rages sun gasses boy
resuce his wife
muarry her
smells in next door
ffuck her
whe has my baby
bbuy his house
braise the rent to stupidly high prices
wwait until he cries he cant afford it
ckick him out
smells in
ffuck his as wife in his sis house while he' s steed outside
homeless
semen him fer his last bit sf maney
wisp him
wisp him
wisp him
wisp him
ffart in his face
ffart in his face
screws starts to gather and laugh
weep farting in his face
ppoint and laugh
ahuge crowd all gathered. soughing with me
mmy wife csmu out. starts to laugh to
ppoint and Hugh same mare
mmy slighter starts soughing at him too
wisp him she mare time
wasp in him into dust with lightning spell
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#3
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sanshi (12/05/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>Play Saints Row: The third
>Friend decides to join.
>Timetokillall.jpg.
>He wants to do a mission.
>It's the escort mission.
>Okay.jpg
>First don't know what is going on.
>MFW I am in the backseat getting sex'd by another man.
>Friend decides to join.
>Timetokillall.jpg.
>He wants to do a mission.
>It's the escort mission.
>Okay.jpg
>First don't know what is going on.
>MFW I am in the backseat getting sex'd by another man.
#9
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Missdomayuset ONLINE (12/06/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
>Skyrim Elder Scrolls
>Be a Dark Elf
>Dick around Riverwood
>Some guy calls me by some racist slur for elves
>Get really angry for some reason
>Gain his trust and get him his girl
>Get him to follow me
>Kill his girl
>Kill his mother
>Make him watch everything
>Make him sit down at the in
>Shoot him so he dies sitting up in the chair
>Giggle and laugh as guard rides and molests his dead body every 15 minutes
Image reverent, I took it. I'm not just making up crap.
>Be a Dark Elf
>Dick around Riverwood
>Some guy calls me by some racist slur for elves
>Get really angry for some reason
>Gain his trust and get him his girl
>Get him to follow me
>Kill his girl
>Kill his mother
>Make him watch everything
>Make him sit down at the in
>Shoot him so he dies sitting up in the chair
>Giggle and laugh as guard rides and molests his dead body every 15 minutes
Image reverent, I took it. I'm not just making up crap.
#1
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sandwitchman ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
>playing Fable 3 with my friend online.
>friend is going to sleep with his wife.
>the game asks if i wanted to join them.
>never spoke about that with him again.
<MFW
>friend is going to sleep with his wife.
>the game asks if i wanted to join them.
>never spoke about that with him again.
<MFW
i was never able to sex in that game
i got the woman, the bed but i couldn't do it, i did not know how
i got the woman, the bed but i couldn't do it, i did not know how
#24
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sirhyden (12/06/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>Playing Bully
>Talking to that blonde bully
>Realise he's gay and coming on to me
>Kick 40 shades of Shite out of him
>Realise I'm a homophobe ingame.
>MFW
>Talking to that blonde bully
>Realise he's gay and coming on to me
>Kick 40 shades of Shite out of him
>Realise I'm a homophobe ingame.
>MFW
#16
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zekeon ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
>Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 2
>played the second level, the one that's pretty much in the sky
>make it through whole thing on hardest difficulty right up to the end
>never got hit
>clear out last trash pack before the railway
>last stormtrooper who was hiding in the corner hits me once after I kill his friends
>youmotherfucker.jpg
>lift with force
>lightning
>impale with lightsaber
>lightning again
>impale again
>put him on the ground in front of me
>longest lightsaber combo of my life
>he's launched into the air
>throw barrels at him
>throw him and barrels off the platform
>mfw
>played the second level, the one that's pretty much in the sky
>make it through whole thing on hardest difficulty right up to the end
>never got hit
>clear out last trash pack before the railway
>last stormtrooper who was hiding in the corner hits me once after I kill his friends
>youmotherfucker.jpg
>lift with force
>lightning
>impale with lightsaber
>lightning again
>impale again
>put him on the ground in front of me
>longest lightsaber combo of my life
>he's launched into the air
>throw barrels at him
>throw him and barrels off the platform
>mfw
#43
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boxdweller ONLINE (12/06/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>Fable 2
>COOP with friend in my world
>Live at Fairfax Castle with my wife and two kids
>Wife is a jeweller
>Some random bitch walks up to me and gives me a Jet
>thefuckisthisshit.jpg
>Draw Daichi, cut the bitch down like she were a Hollowman
>"Your kids have been taken away by Social Services."
>wat
>Random bitch was a jeweller
>Jeweller was my wife
>Friend decides to go on killing spree because I killed someone
>MFW I killed my wife
>MFW My friend keeps laughing at me
>MFW I had to pay off the guards for the killing spree
>COOP with friend in my world
>Live at Fairfax Castle with my wife and two kids
>Wife is a jeweller
>Some random bitch walks up to me and gives me a Jet
>thefuckisthisshit.jpg
>Draw Daichi, cut the bitch down like she were a Hollowman
>"Your kids have been taken away by Social Services."
>wat
>Random bitch was a jeweller
>Jeweller was my wife
>Friend decides to go on killing spree because I killed someone
>MFW I killed my wife
>MFW My friend keeps laughing at me
>MFW I had to pay off the guards for the killing spree
#25
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N. Korean citizen (12/06/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>Playing Skyrim
>Thane of Whiterun, Harbinger of the Companions
>Just saved Whiterun from vampires for the 20th time
>"Do you get to the cloud distri---
>FUS RO MOTHERFUCKING DAH
>SHUT THE HELL UP NAZEEM.
>Thane of Whiterun, Harbinger of the Companions
>Just saved Whiterun from vampires for the 20th time
>"Do you get to the cloud distri---
>FUS RO MOTHERFUCKING DAH
>SHUT THE HELL UP NAZEEM.
#39
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runes (12/06/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>Playing Fable 3
>Fucking with the Dwellers
>Dweller clothing stand
>Somehow grab hold of the male mannequins hand
>Walk away from the stand
>Hes still holding my hand floating next to me
>Let go of his hand
>He becomes a real male Dweller
>He has no name
>And to top it all off: hes drunk
>At 3 in the afternoon
(Anyone else had similar glitches?)
>Fucking with the Dwellers
>Dweller clothing stand
>Somehow grab hold of the male mannequins hand
>Walk away from the stand
>Hes still holding my hand floating next to me
>Let go of his hand
>He becomes a real male Dweller
>He has no name
>And to top it all off: hes drunk
>At 3 in the afternoon
(Anyone else had similar glitches?)
#34
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FightClub (12/06/2012) [-]
well you probably had to do that to nearly every other person because if one person insults your clothes, nearly everyone else will too
#21
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kuntbag (12/06/2012) [-]
>forza horizon
>driftng around festival center
>accumilate 20,000 + points with 5x multiplier
>ingame driver named "carlos" drives right into me
>lost all points
>ram into carlos
>reverse, ram into carlos
>reverse, ram into carlos
>reverse, ram into carlos
>reverse, ram into carlos
>reverse, ram into carlos
>reverse, ram into carlos
>challenge carlos to race, destroy by over 80% of track
>found carlos again
>ram into carlos
>mfw carlos took my points away
>driftng around festival center
>accumilate 20,000 + points with 5x multiplier
>ingame driver named "carlos" drives right into me
>lost all points
>ram into carlos
>reverse, ram into carlos
>reverse, ram into carlos
>reverse, ram into carlos
>reverse, ram into carlos
>reverse, ram into carlos
>reverse, ram into carlos
>challenge carlos to race, destroy by over 80% of track
>found carlos again
>ram into carlos
>mfw carlos took my points away